I'm making a commitment to exercise. This is real booty gain hours. I'll probably forget tomorrow morning

Finished my drawing of @haloguru.bsky.social pushing tbe button :3

I never thought I'd see the day where A: a $12 billion deficit goes to 0 within half a year. And B: people are really mad about that Like, you're mad because the economy is improving? Because you're not getting fucked over constantly?

Damn I want a fat ass but i don't want to put in the effort to exercise to get it

i will succeed because i am a pervert 🥳🫡

The fact that jokes from the boys are being done by trump at the same time multiple times now is funny but scary. Like no I do not want to have a world leader with the exact same mindset as homelander

I've seen a lot of controversy surrounding reforms plans to build concentration camps in green constituencies, and *those* kind of people on the internet assume by concentration camp people mean nazi death camp. They are not the same thing please learn the difference people

I've decided to take up gardening. I am now growing a bush :3

It's interesting how you can immediately tell what kind of person someone is if they say the nazis were left wing because they were "national socialists"

Call me Jesus the way I make people water and whine

There's something strangely funny about seeing farage crash out over a parliament vote he didn't bother to turn up to

Logo Commission for @derpygherkin.bsky.social tried a new workflow for the character and i think it worked well. it was also the most complicated one i had to do yet.

Mini rant about stuff in politics! When I read this morning that politicians come into parliament smelling of alcohol was shocking. Like what do you mean normal people get fired on the spot for this but these people can come in sloshed and somehow be considered to have the capacity to vote on laws

Windows updates have genuinely got me the angriest I think I've ever been. Like what do you mean it permanently cucks my mic with no known definite fix? If I don't get this working I'm switching to Linux or something

Ashley... I'm really not sure how i landed on it, it just sounded cute and i liked it. I could probably make up some fancy link to sot about how I'm a reaper and something about burning and ash but that's just not true

I have once again taken myself to the state of mind where I can only think about owning a hurdy gurdy

Armpit hair...

Bush...