he’s so lazy bones

Frankenstein fucking sucked

I can only parallel park if I’m panicking

it snowed? had no idea

oh I’m fucking furious again

Oh this years Oscar nominations… pack it up

me spending less time on bluesky and more in the gym

at the gym! It’s real! I’m gonna be so hot! no clue what i just did but it’ll work!

Flirt with your friends

This is also the year i make friends in LA! Please i need to

I should make an alt instead

Still need help!! Hello?? Do i need to post my balls under this to get some fuckin help dm me bitches

i can’t even TRY to focus back at work… what do you mean we have to do this all over again!?

hot people who gym liking this and not helping me

Potential Bahamas trip in July so i finally need to take the gym seriously

Ran 2 miles and went 10/10 in trivia at GYM Bar eat my ass 2026

totally gonna get bingo this year

As a lifelong scream, idk how we can sit here and try to glaze the upcoming movie… please stand up for something

really liking my hair lately

Wait what if i make this my profile pic instead

raining in LA so I’m gonna play left 4 dead into the new year

really liking my hair lately

Work GC asked everyone to rank the year 1-10 and i said 3 while everyone else is above 8.5…

ten days in NYC sounded great on paper but not a single bed in this city is comfortable

Not a single PTO request has been fulfilled this year without some kind of catch / forced to work during it. If any of you are hiring in Los Angeles pleASEEEE! I can’t take it anymore!!!

fuck… it’s snowing in NYC???

Job rejected 3/6 of my PTO request, one of them being for the day I’m flying home

big fan of these

Need more (1) la friend fr tho

Everyone is so fucking nice on here please don’t let this app get more popular

big fan of these

where do you all go to p*rate movies/tv shows?! I can’t pay for any more of this shit but also I’m so incredibly lost on where to go in 2025

The editing of the new eras tour movie is fucking HORRIBLE! It’s giving 1989 world tour! What happened?!?

finally got glasses

alot of these WeHo gays are so fuckin bitchy

Btw have I mentioned I love 40+ men

Bottoms was a best picture nominee for me

its ok the check engine light is just a suggestion everything’s fine

What if i became a flight attendant?

Starting my turkey now! At 4:30pm! On Thanksgiving!

do yall have a city you simply cannot go to because you have a mortal enemy that lives there? I cannot enter Chicago

Top 10 most rewatched movies over Thanksgiving, according to JustWatch: 1. Planes, Trains and Automobiles 2. Knives Out 3. Wicked 4. The Hunger Games 5. A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving 6. The Wizard of Oz 7. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 8. Dutch 9. The Last Waltz 10. Addams Family Values