oh i just saw a close up video of it. yeah i think he’s dead

“He’s golfing” yet it’s not scheduled unlike his other golfing days… “He’s been seen” and it’s videos from 2 months ago “It’s been debunked” i’ll know it when i see him 🤷🏽

Is he fuckin dead??

I really liked Sabrina’s album…

Gonna join kickball in LA sorry to everyone im playing against

Taylor’s gonna change my life with this album i hope i get so slutty

had a pic of this with my pants off but i wasn’t horny enough at the time

Yea i ain’t buying this shit ur crazy girl but trust this vinyl will be in my household eventually

NEW ALBUM WE WON

Thought i had a joint to smoke but im not that fortunate tonight

I don’t have swiftie money right now please don’t make me buy something

I should make a letterboxd… for the past two years I’ve just been ranking every movie I’ve seen in theaters on my notes app

There’s totally a Taylor album coming yall are gonna wish i was still gone bc im about to become the most annoying person you’ve ever seen

got a new phone case, haircut and a weird tan

Bullet Bar I’ve grown pretty fond of you idk

What’s a good LA gym that won’t bankrupt or infuriate me?

My flirting is so bad bc like what tf are u looking at?

Unfortunately Zac from love island has me in a chokehold. sorry you only had like four episodes king. Iris missed out

who’s alt is this reveal yourself!

She will give us the IKWYDLS trilogy we deserve i trust her so much

‘I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER’ director Jennifer Kaytin Robinson says her favorite final girls are Julie James and Karla Wilson. (youtu.be/61V_JNRmRzQ?...)

Show your meat without showing it

Kinda wanna get a speedo and adult swimsuits bc all of mine i got as a high schooler / freshman in college

The day Michael Jackson died my neighborhood was playing Happy Feet in the park and looking back like that’s some Final Destination shit

The four horsemen coming for all your CEOs

I know what you did last summer? Take the original rotten tomatoes score and double it! Need the sequel with the same team asap

Why are you going to Gym Bar and not getting a chicken wrap?

Cuomo: I am now running on affordability. Also Cuomo: there is no “real answer” on affordability.

appropriate? sure

Superman was great

my coworkers of four years still misgender me on camera off calls so kinda yea

I will give the love island season 7 win to ANYONE but Chelly and Ace. It seems like the producers really want them to take the win, and i simply won’t allow that given how shitty the season’s been. Plus their storyline is incredibly boring

fuck u jb and u did it on free slurpee day

Some of your hot takes aren’t hot. Room temp at best. Water is wet.

Tried listening to the new Justin Bieber album and had to leave work halfway through the day randomly vomiting. There’s got to be a correlation

really wanna buy an Xbox one just to play left 4 dead 2

Update on my dog… she needs help still :( Every single donation, no matter the size, helps me with her treatment / care, and I would be so grateful if you could click the link below to contribute or share it with others who might help. Thank you for your kindness and support! gofund.me/cf978e2c

I can never commit to a new prof pic i gotta force it on myself

insanely sunburnt

“God forbid I’m a sensitive gangster”

There’s only before and after love island airs

Over 100 applications at this point please god I’m not ur strongest soldier I’m trying my best

okay

Nic…

drunk again hello

DO NOT GET MY GIRL SENT HOME