im a Cat Person™️ who likes dogs

it is impossible to know the location of my phone and the tv clicker at the same time

why the cat walked out the room when i started singing

every girlfriend ive ever had has been attacked by random dogs

sometimes i just be listening to some mcelroys and then hear @sailorsctaustin.blacksky.app’s voice pop up and im like dang that’s my worstie for real on @maximumfun.org (cc @nerdmysteries.bsky.social)

i feel like they’re adding more green and red gummy bears lately. haribo pls confirm

when one of my thighs equals two of yours and you’re STILL taking up more room on the bus? sir. that’s a manspread.

such a trippy song from #ragtime but also so subtly (accidentally) brilliant younger brother spends nearly the whole song explaining away his white guilt and then offers the actually useful thing at the very end. youtu.be/cmVb9CYWVRo?...

damn philz how you gon be a bay area coffee shop with explicitly no pride flags

come over pls

i think i wanna invent a new color

my client asked me if i wanted “just the gross margins” on a call today and i wanted to ask for the nastiest, filthiest margins he had

Fellas, is it socialist to not want defenestration?

i will literally never be able to spell the word separate correctly the first time.

the too drawer of my filing cabinet at work is exclusively lobby candy and antidepressants (so candy and brain candy)

“grace” indeed…

im like. not into braveheart

mustn’t one first go forth before coming back

what we need right now is a super cut of every time someone on a reality show has said either: - get this thing off of me OR - stop filming/get away from me yeah. that’s what we need.

POC’s desperate proximity to Whiteness will forever be dangerous.

im my only favorite in teams and that just feels right

my anxiety knows NO BOUNDS

I got some wild ass news this morning. On a whim, I applied to further my acting training and I got accepted to the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art in London for an advanced acting short-course. I’m still in shock about it, but I do need to raise funds for my time over there. I made a GFM—

Hey y'all. A South African dev released a blackity black game during BHM and it's currently getting the usual suspects in the reviews. Imma grab this up myself anyway, but can we all be some chums and help push the racists out of the reviews? 🙂

people who don’t like cats give me the ick and ill die on that hill

pls keep off of the grass shine your shoes wipe your . . . . . . . . . . face

when im in #thailand next month im gonna ask for everything spicy and just deal with the consequences

It is Black History Month, here is a chance to support a Black, queer, and non-binary creative ❤️✊🏾 please repost too!

man the job application cycle SUCKS vv demoralizing do not recommend 0/10

simply FOLD IT IN DAVID

and as a reminder, fuck ice 🖕🏾🧊

my most racist take is that every filipino can sing. every one. i don’t make the rules 🤷🏾‍♀️

should i be practicing my trump impression? i feel like im the only person without one

gonna start replying to all these application rejections with, “Unfortunately, after careful consideration, I’ve decided I’m no longer accepting rejections. Excited to work with you.”

36 is just CONSTANT back pain wow

abolish ICE

today in therapy, my therapist asked, “so, you’d rather be dead than fat?” and i have never cried in therapy like i have today wow y’all fatphobia is so insidious and it’s not getting any better

Hey everyone I know this time of the year money is tight but I’m trying to raise money so I can be in Atlanta for my brothers murder trial. I’m trying to raise like $300 for a place to stay

out here calling my gf my roommate (technically true) bc i can’t not talk about her but im not ready for the drama this year

this morning i went to the cold brew tap at work and got some cold brew but there was no oat milk so i had to use ALMOND and then when i went back for my third cold brew there WAS oat milk and anyway today’s lesson is keep trying until you’re a successful, jittery mess ☺️

my therapist said i give very service top energy and honestly im glowing

“your computer will sleep soon unless plugged into an outlet” always sounds so threatening

with snap benefits being on pause for nov, i have no way to help feed my family of three. if you can help in any way, i would really appreciate it. i am on disability and my step father doesn't make enough to provide groceries for us. my paypal is paypal.me/katyfaise #mutualaid

nigga hit me with a “hey sis you look like you read you got a man” 💀

i had a dream last night a house fell on me like the wicked witch of the east. which i can only assume means im ready for #wicked

the way my blood pressure spikes every time i get a “your payment has been processed” email 😭

Hey gamers, without access to food stamps this month is going to be harder than it usually should. If you can share and donate I would greatly appreciate it. ko-fi.com/dare2dream

SOMEONE IS PLAYING CHRISTMAS MUSIC OUTSIDE HAPPY HOLIDAYS MOTHERFUCKERS

anxiety at the #berkeleybowl