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IMPORTANT NOTE: ACAB neither me nor my cat are cops. we are lazy tho so 🤷🏾♀️
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about 1 year ago
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we don’t talk enough about the number 68 and at this point it’s so unfair
10 days ago
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i saw i could buy gym shoes with my fsa and now my algo thinks im a person who works out. YIKES
11 days ago
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is anyone else’s cat nosy af? like she hears shouting or police sirens outside and she is SAT at the window. messyyyyyy
11 days ago
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yeah i don’t think i need to fly frontier again
15 days ago
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im such a little slut for enemies to lovers
25 days ago
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Entropy Emporium
about 1 month ago
TONIGHT at 9:00 pm EST, we are BACK with God Complex: Engine Series 02 Ep 6 || Cordyceps "Hello, Operator? Hello, Operator? Hello, Operator?"
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thank you for two years of bringing me fruit snacks without my asking for them 😘😘😘
about 1 month ago
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i asked peets to warm my croissant three days ago you guys think it’s still okay (it’s no longer warm. or particularly soft)
about 1 month ago
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my hair stylist refers to the show “vikings” as “these white people kinda struggled”
about 1 month ago
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i will be starting all meetings and zoom calls with
#realhotgirlshit
for the next week in solidarity
about 1 month ago
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im hungry AND IF YOU SAY YOURE DAD I WILL LITERALLY DIE
about 2 months ago
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i hate myself a little more every time i compulsively, unironically say “well happy to give you five minutes back of your day lol”
about 2 months ago
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im a Cat Person™️ who likes dogs
about 2 months ago
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it is impossible to know the location of my phone and the tv clicker at the same time
about 2 months ago
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why the cat walked out the room when i started singing
about 2 months ago
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every girlfriend ive ever had has been attacked by random dogs
about 2 months ago
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sometimes i just be listening to some mcelroys and then hear
@sailorsctaustin.blacksky.app
’s voice pop up and im like dang that’s my worstie for real on
@maximumfun.org
(cc
@nerdmysteries.bsky.social
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about 2 months ago
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i feel like they’re adding more green and red gummy bears lately. haribo pls confirm
about 2 months ago
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when one of my thighs equals two of yours and you’re STILL taking up more room on the bus? sir. that’s a manspread.
about 2 months ago
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such a trippy song from
#ragtime
but also so subtly (accidentally) brilliant younger brother spends nearly the whole song explaining away his white guilt and then offers the actually useful thing at the very end.
youtu.be/cmVb9CYWVRo?...
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"He Wanted to Say" - Ragtime
YouTube video by Lincoln Center Theater
https://youtu.be/cmVb9CYWVRo?si=tjprlF2Wix6BaG-4
2 months ago
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damn philz how you gon be a bay area coffee shop with explicitly no pride flags
2 months ago
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come over pls
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2 months ago
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i think i wanna invent a new color
2 months ago
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my client asked me if i wanted “just the gross margins” on a call today and i wanted to ask for the nastiest, filthiest margins he had
2 months ago
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Adroitly Absurd
2 months ago
Fellas, is it socialist to not want defenestration?
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i will literally never be able to spell the word separate correctly the first time.
2 months ago
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the too drawer of my filing cabinet at work is exclusively lobby candy and antidepressants (so candy and brain candy)
2 months ago
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“grace” indeed…
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2 months ago
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im like. not into braveheart
3 months ago
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mustn’t one first go forth before coming back
3 months ago
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what we need right now is a super cut of every time someone on a reality show has said either: - get this thing off of me OR - stop filming/get away from me yeah. that’s what we need.
4 months ago
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Naiyima Severe (she/her/hers)
4 months ago
POC’s desperate proximity to Whiteness will forever be dangerous.
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im my only favorite in teams and that just feels right
4 months ago
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my anxiety knows NO BOUNDS
4 months ago
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Breeedo🩸
4 months ago
I got some wild ass news this morning. On a whim, I applied to further my acting training and I got accepted to the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art in London for an advanced acting short-course. I’m still in shock about it, but I do need to raise funds for my time over there. I made a GFM—
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Donate to Get Bree to London!, organized by Bree Patterson
Hello! As some of you may know, I’m Bree and I’ve been a performer/singer/actor for almost 20 y… Bree Patterson needs your support for Get Bree to London!
https://gofund.me/c4c3f936a
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(ME Sicko) PT
4 months ago
Hey y'all. A South African dev released a blackity black game during BHM and it's currently getting the usual suspects in the reviews. Imma grab this up myself anyway, but can we all be some chums and help push the racists out of the reviews? 🙂
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people who don’t like cats give me the ick and ill die on that hill
4 months ago
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pls keep off of the grass shine your shoes wipe your . . . . . . . . . . face
4 months ago
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when im in
#thailand
next month im gonna ask for everything spicy and just deal with the consequences
4 months ago
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Candace the Magnificent
4 months ago
It is Black History Month, here is a chance to support a Black, queer, and non-binary creative ❤️✊🏾 please repost too!
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man the job application cycle SUCKS vv demoralizing do not recommend 0/10
4 months ago
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simply FOLD IT IN DAVID
4 months ago
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and as a reminder, fuck ice 🖕🏾🧊
5 months ago
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my most racist take is that every filipino can sing. every one. i don’t make the rules 🤷🏾♀️
5 months ago
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should i be practicing my trump impression? i feel like im the only person without one
5 months ago
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gonna start replying to all these application rejections with, “Unfortunately, after careful consideration, I’ve decided I’m no longer accepting rejections. Excited to work with you.”
5 months ago
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36 is just CONSTANT back pain wow
5 months ago
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✨Sailor Scout Austin✨
5 months ago
abolish ICE
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today in therapy, my therapist asked, “so, you’d rather be dead than fat?” and i have never cried in therapy like i have today wow y’all fatphobia is so insidious and it’s not getting any better
5 months ago
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DARE!!2DOG
6 months ago
Hey everyone I know this time of the year money is tight but I’m trying to raise money so I can be in Atlanta for my brothers murder trial. I’m trying to raise like $300 for a place to stay
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