we don’t talk enough about the number 68 and at this point it’s so unfair

i saw i could buy gym shoes with my fsa and now my algo thinks im a person who works out. YIKES

is anyone else’s cat nosy af? like she hears shouting or police sirens outside and she is SAT at the window. messyyyyyy

yeah i don’t think i need to fly frontier again

im such a little slut for enemies to lovers

TONIGHT at 9:00 pm EST, we are BACK with God Complex: Engine Series 02 Ep 6 || Cordyceps "Hello, Operator? Hello, Operator? Hello, Operator?"

thank you for two years of bringing me fruit snacks without my asking for them 😘😘😘

i asked peets to warm my croissant three days ago you guys think it’s still okay (it’s no longer warm. or particularly soft)

my hair stylist refers to the show “vikings” as “these white people kinda struggled”

i will be starting all meetings and zoom calls with #realhotgirlshit for the next week in solidarity

im hungry AND IF YOU SAY YOURE DAD I WILL LITERALLY DIE

i hate myself a little more every time i compulsively, unironically say “well happy to give you five minutes back of your day lol”

im a Cat Person™️ who likes dogs

it is impossible to know the location of my phone and the tv clicker at the same time

why the cat walked out the room when i started singing

every girlfriend ive ever had has been attacked by random dogs

sometimes i just be listening to some mcelroys and then hear @sailorsctaustin.blacksky.app’s voice pop up and im like dang that’s my worstie for real on @maximumfun.org (cc @nerdmysteries.bsky.social)

i feel like they’re adding more green and red gummy bears lately. haribo pls confirm

when one of my thighs equals two of yours and you’re STILL taking up more room on the bus? sir. that’s a manspread.

such a trippy song from #ragtime but also so subtly (accidentally) brilliant younger brother spends nearly the whole song explaining away his white guilt and then offers the actually useful thing at the very end. youtu.be/cmVb9CYWVRo?...

damn philz how you gon be a bay area coffee shop with explicitly no pride flags

come over pls

i think i wanna invent a new color

my client asked me if i wanted “just the gross margins” on a call today and i wanted to ask for the nastiest, filthiest margins he had

Fellas, is it socialist to not want defenestration?

i will literally never be able to spell the word separate correctly the first time.

the too drawer of my filing cabinet at work is exclusively lobby candy and antidepressants (so candy and brain candy)

“grace” indeed…

im like. not into braveheart

mustn’t one first go forth before coming back

what we need right now is a super cut of every time someone on a reality show has said either: - get this thing off of me OR - stop filming/get away from me yeah. that’s what we need.

POC’s desperate proximity to Whiteness will forever be dangerous.

im my only favorite in teams and that just feels right

my anxiety knows NO BOUNDS

I got some wild ass news this morning. On a whim, I applied to further my acting training and I got accepted to the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art in London for an advanced acting short-course. I’m still in shock about it, but I do need to raise funds for my time over there. I made a GFM—

Hey y'all. A South African dev released a blackity black game during BHM and it's currently getting the usual suspects in the reviews. Imma grab this up myself anyway, but can we all be some chums and help push the racists out of the reviews? 🙂

people who don’t like cats give me the ick and ill die on that hill

pls keep off of the grass shine your shoes wipe your . . . . . . . . . . face

when im in #thailand next month im gonna ask for everything spicy and just deal with the consequences

It is Black History Month, here is a chance to support a Black, queer, and non-binary creative ❤️✊🏾 please repost too!

man the job application cycle SUCKS vv demoralizing do not recommend 0/10

simply FOLD IT IN DAVID

and as a reminder, fuck ice 🖕🏾🧊

my most racist take is that every filipino can sing. every one. i don’t make the rules 🤷🏾‍♀️

should i be practicing my trump impression? i feel like im the only person without one

gonna start replying to all these application rejections with, “Unfortunately, after careful consideration, I’ve decided I’m no longer accepting rejections. Excited to work with you.”

36 is just CONSTANT back pain wow

abolish ICE

today in therapy, my therapist asked, “so, you’d rather be dead than fat?” and i have never cried in therapy like i have today wow y’all fatphobia is so insidious and it’s not getting any better

Hey everyone I know this time of the year money is tight but I’m trying to raise money so I can be in Atlanta for my brothers murder trial. I’m trying to raise like $300 for a place to stay