𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 ! #MVRP #CAPCOMRP #SFWRP #SMASHRP #MEGAMANRP

"EASILY!?.... BWAH HAHAHAHAHA! Green Bean, that's the funniest line I've heard all day! You'd run f'the hills without Mario there holdin' your hand. You seriously wanna take me on? One on one? Coz I'm ready t'go right now. Let's shave down a few of those 1ups you've stockpiled!"

"I'm not tellin' you t'always... Bleh.. Nevermind. I'm just tryin' t'make conversation. You're lookin' healthy at least. Been hittin' the treadmill? I can never find the patience t'use those things."

"Ain't you a smug little toon~. You think I don't have my own mate? I don't need t'be smothered in kisses t'feel special! I know he loves me! We've been through a lot together.."

"I don't accept compliments from nerds! I'm good everything except at bein' good! Coz ya don't get anywhere bein' a goodie two shoes! Just look at you, the biggest nobody I've ever met! 'Don't even remember your name."

"Again with this? You're standin' in MY castle in MY kingdom! Why would a clone have his own kingdom? I know you're smarter than this... Where ya been? Coz man have you missed alot! At least goin' on with me."

"You think I go out 'n' spend 'em or somethin'? Gimme a break. Your pocket change couldn't buy me anythin' I need! My kingdom makes all the money it needs~. I give it t'the kids t'buy sweets 'n' whatever else they want."

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed!... Long time no see! What's with the mood?!"

Got a mountain of valentines cards as per usual~. I’m way too hot f’my own good! Bwehehehe.”

“I guess you’re here now. So long as know who’s in charge when you’re around. So! What’s f’dinner?”

“It’s fun watchin’ you losers squirm around! That’s what ya get f’not invitin’ me!”

"ɪ ᴀᴍ! ᴛʜᴇ sᴛʀᴏɴɢᴇsᴛ! ʙᴀʀʟʙᴀᴛᴢᴢ ᴅʀᴀɢᴏʀᴏʏᴀʟᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ!" ❤️ + 🔄

The many forms of Bowser Jr.

New week, new theme: Minions Date, Hug, Kiss, or Ditch? - Bowser #SuperMario #Nintendo

"I ain't as confrontational as I used t'be either. A partner 'n' kids does a good job of calmin' ya down. 'Don't even feel like the same Koopa I was sometimes.. Where ya been anyway?! You think your royal chef job is just part time?! Or maybe it was me that was away. Life's been busy."

"'Wonder what Rool's up to.. He better not be buildin' robots again without permission."

@skeletalkoopa.bsky.social "..... Hang on a sec! You're changin' the narrative here! Are you a version of me or are you Blue! What's your name! I want answers now! Spill it!"

"Or ya just fight coz you wanna! I know way more than fightin' but when you're this BIG 'n' STRONG 'n' CAPABALE, why shouldn't I use it to my advantage. Don't treat it like some mental affliction. I do it coz I wanna and I can!"

"Tell me about it. Then he gets given hitech jetpack things on top of that and Luma super spin powers! Nothing he uses against me is his own! ...Except that one time he cheated 'n' grabbed me tail... Who grabs a koopa's tail!? Rude!"

"Knock him out yourself! I've got better things t'do than punch nerds f'you! I'll deal with him if he becomes a problem! Right now he's all talk. And whiny. Really whiny."

"Well the more ya know.. Ghosts need sleep too."

"Even if we don't get along. The Mushroom Kingdom can't get by without trade 'n' co-existence with my kingdom anyway! Not gonna give you an economics class about it! Your little brain won't handle it. Exclusion ain't on the cards~. And like I'd allow that! I'll crash every party I need to!"

"I'm way smarter on this stuff than I wanna be.."

"Only gonna spell this out for ya once so listen up. He's me but not. He's like a what if scenario. What if I gameovered a few years before we figured out the revival potion? -->

"The no nose loser don't know what the multiverse is. Pal, don't think that much about it. Your head'll start hurtin'."

“Cheat all you want. Your luck’s gonna run out and when it does, I’ll be there t’gloat. And since I’m so nice I’ll let ya watch day by day as the Mushroom Kingdom enters a new golden age as part of the Koopa Empire! BWAH HAHAHA!”

“Let’s set the record straight. Mario CHEATS! How else would he win against someone like me? I’m stronger, smarter, more handsome, more stubborn! I’m just built better! In a straight one on one fight, he loses every time.”

“I still don’t get how ya can drive a kart…. You need legs f’the pedals… Bleh.. He’s all talk! Let him prattle on. It’ll only take one punch on his nonexistent nose and he’d quickly be thinkin’ twice about chllengin’ me.”

“Exactly! You get it. I compose instrumental masterpieces!”

“Your loser bro can only cheat f’so long before I end his game f’good! All I need is one clean hit and he’s wrecked! F’you, it’s half a hit and it don’t even need t’be clean. I bet I could flick you and you’d get KOed.”

Bowser & Bowser Jr. 💚 _______________________ #mario #bowser #bowserjr

"'Think there's somethin' wrong with that one..."

Every masterpiece has its cheap copy.

"Yeah, he's been snoopin' around me too.. Maybe he's a fan or somethin'? Definitely dresses like one. 'Might see if I can bring him under my control. Sniff out if he's lookin' f'work."

"Guess we have different tastes in what we think's good then... And somehow you butcher it even more... Like it all ya want! 'I' still wrote it. And every 'me' is better than you even if I don't agree with everythin' they do."

What’s a mere-turtle? I’m a Koopa! Say it with me. Koo-pa. Ya might as well remember it coz this koopa king’s gonna knock ya down a peg or two.”

“Then the Oscars are dumb too! That song is dumb and it don’t represent me. Not this me anyway… I compose masterpieces, not whatever that was..”

“For the record! I have not and will not ever play or sing a song called Peaches! That was some different variant of me that wrote ‘n’ performed it. I have nothin’ t’ do with that dumb song.”

“You’re darn right it wouldn’t. I advise anyone t’do their best t’avoid a punch from me coz they’ll be gettin’ clean knocked out!”

“Oh… You mean that budget ripoff style stealin’ wannabe from woodland critter world? Got ya.. How’s about ya just do the reports so we don’t need t’have words about it! Coz word turn into disciplinary action which turns into you in a little jam jar.”

“Wait.. Did you say you could beat me so long as we don’t have a fight? Them dream games went t’your didn’t they. You’re a budget ripoff of my style! That’s all you’ll ever be! Even Eggface beats you and I can punch him into next week without breakin’ a sweat.”

“Surnburnt!? You work f’me! Or did ya forget that?!… Although that would explain why you ain’t been sendin’ over weekly reports..”

“What a joke! The only reason you got me in the first place was coz ya attacked me with my back turned! Someone with power would prove they’ve got more power in a fair fight! Face t’face!”

Careful what ya say, ya wannabe ripoff! Also King Boo’s one of my own too. He don’t need legs anyway! Boos float. Duh~. Everyone knows that.”

“Coz I’m supposed t’get over it? As if! I’ve got a lava pit with your name on it!”

“The same events were borin’! It was time t’change it up! Ya tryin’ t’say I’m crazy or somethin’?!”

“Good thinkin’! I’ll shove ya in the cage ‘n’ you can watch me pulverise him stomp by stomp! BWAH HAHAHA!!”

“Shoulda seen it comin’. Fool me once,shame on you, ya won’t fool me twice though coz you’ll get my fist in you face before ya get the chance!”

“Ganon’DORK’ stabbed me in the back ‘n’ left me trapped as an inanimate trophy durin’ theSubspace take over! He’s a traitor! Don’t trust him! Ever!”

🐚//: Temp pinned, 24+ mun #elusivedigi