🐚//: A Day in Life of ElusiveDigi, Episode 4: "I Need A Gyro" And yup, driving my ass to a joint that makes gyros rn as we speak lmfao 💙

"Even when you're not Mario Karting?"

"I GET SLEEPLESS NIGHTS BECAUSE OF YOUR DEATH STARE, LUIGI, WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED?"

How to scare King Boo with only 3 images:

"That's a lie! Your Death Stare has more emotions than your plastic, blocky face... AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT FACE OF YOURS TERRIFIES ME MORE, THAT'S THE WORSE FOR ME."

"WHAT THE ACTUAL H- WHY AM I THE SQUARE?? WHY IS MY CART THE TEDDY BUGGY??"

"Boos We're Boos We're the Boos We cackle at night We bump at night We're the Boos" And here comes King Boo, now boasting a robe and a scepter at hand. "I'm the giant (King) Boo, that makes all of the rules"

"GOOD HEAVENS, FINE, I RATHER BE IN A PAINTING THAN TO STARE AT THAT LIFELESS PLASTIC FACE OF YOURS-"

🐚//: Thanks for the 100 follows, guys, you guys are awesome 👻💙💙💙

@ultimate-mercenary.bsky.social "I kicked your ass with a Thwomp, I have no problem doing it again, even WITHOUT my crown."

"WH- NO! MY. CROWN. IT'S MISSING! SURELY IT BE YOU WHOM I TAKE INTEREST IN QUESTIONING.." The comical sight of King Boo with a paper bag on his head is something Luigi'd never gonna forget.

@kingofawesome.bsky.social @skeletalkoopa.bsky.social Aggressively ringing the emergency bell, his Boo subjects also levitating to the sound of the frantic ringing. He was wearing a giant paper bag over his head when the Koopas saw him. "Emergency, emergency, gather 'round!!"

Jumpscares him from behind the bookshelves. He had a furious look on his face, but something was missing: his crown. So really King Boo was just an oversized Boo with purple eyes. "WHERE IS IT, LUIGI??"

Levitating down the eerie hallways of the mansion when he glanced at himself in the mirror; a naked head, where his crown once adorned. Yes. Someone stole his crown...

🐚//: No I will not post the exact image that scared Zavok, but you do gotta know it's from "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark"

"Noted: Zavok got jumpscared. Bowser better hear about this."

"I sent Luigi that same card too, Zavok, no need to thank the almighty lord of the ghosts~"

Lady Bow? Peeka? Lahla? Hmmm...

He has a Valentine's Day card to write. Whom might it be, hmmmm?

Forming a clone of himself out of his own... saliva? Yuck! Anyways the blue transparent boo would just wriggle in the air like a bubble. "I present you, King Goo. It's a replica of Luigi's Goouigi."

"I wanna speak to whomever made this joke."

"WHO YOU CALLING A BLOWFISH, YOU OVERSIZED CHILI PEPPER-"

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"...Your Spookiness, and what plan do you have? You said this won't be your last jest?.." "It's simple, we just gotta have the mind and motivation to achieve it. And no, I'm not shoving myself into a Bowser suit again. Let me think over this, and also let Luigi think he's outsmarted me still."

"...Something new, you say? Very well. I might have just one trick up my sleeve, it's not even my last jest. Look forward to it, it won't be pretty, heheheh.."

"I wanna speak to whomever made this joke."

//Hello. I am in the process of having actions done against two abusers I've had to deal with for months. What did they do you ask? Make false pedo and pedo supporter accusations against me and ppl I follow. If you know anything about Dami (who is kryptthekangahog) and Navi +

"Well you better have a Poltergust big enough to hold me and a billion other boos out there. Otherwise, once I escape, I'm gonna make you into an Italian dish, even Bowser'll feast on some Mario Brothers cuisine."

@skeletalkoopa.bsky.social "Glad we're on the same page here."

"I'll be sure you'll be captured and plastered onto a painting and then I'm gonna bury that painting far beyond from the Mushroom Kingdom. Mark my words. I'll make sure you won't see another day in life, enjoying spaghetti ever again."

"Actually, Zavok and Luigi'll form a nice pizza. Or a pepper steak, courtesy of Luigi and Zavok."

"Oversized red pepper can't comprehend Bowser. Got it, addinf that to my report for the night and Imma go to bed."

"Again. You are dwelling too hard on this."

"Okay Zavok, buddy, you're thinking too hard on this one."

"WHO THE HELL JUST CALLED ME 'FAT-'"

"Big talk for a whimp. I'll see you on the rooftop of the mansion again. I'll be sure to pummel you and Mario to one amazing painting, whether I fight alongside Bowser or not. You'll see~"

"...how evil and scary we talking?~"

"Cool, can you sock him out for me, I need another painting to add onto my sad, lonely walls of my mansion~ they look so empty, only the spiders and webs adorn the walls, it's boring me without an additional paintning, and Zavok'll make a great addition."

"I turned him into a painting, and I shall do the same to you once more. I'll get you, my enemy, and your little spectral dog, too! BLEHEHEHEHEH! Even your beloved Daisy and E. Gadd... devious, I know I am. It'll be accomplished, Bowser at hand or not. Sleep with your eyes open, Luigi."

Is a myth.

"Let's oven them into baked ziti, regardless. I can show that red chili pepper I don't need legs to kick some butt..."

"...Another one of them Ziti ogres found me. They're onto us, Bowser. I bet this is Luigi's doing as well."

; temp pinned

Every masterpiece has its cheap copy.

"I take it you haven't met leader of the Deadly Six, Zavok."