I need this on a shirt. Or underwear.

Hey there

Ignored social media for a few days. Did I miss anything?

Still thinking about the huge charity shop I visited on Tuesday that organised their clothing by colour rather than size. It looked pretty but it was an absolute ball ache to browse.

A rare smile 🙂

Having a walk

“It Takes Blood And Guts To Be This Cool But I'm Still Just A Cliché”

Behold my sloppy fries.

2025 can get fucked.

Go watch Bugonia, it rules.

I hope the people who keep blocking my drive have a terrible 2026. Like the absolute worst.

Its advent calendar time

Went for a blood test and they said I had nice veins again. Thats the 3rd time that's happened now. I should start an onlyveins.

Mia Wallace & Gromit As requested by Paul Savage

Disappointed to find out Welcome to Derry isn't a Derry Girls / It crossover.

Getting colder outside, time to dig out the warmer clothes.

Happy Friday!

Hi!

Saw some smut for the first time in weeks, just for a moment before Bluesky hid it from me. It was glorious.

The ending of 28 Years Later is bizarre. I can't stop thinking about it.

Looking up band tshirts on ebay and seeing stuff listed as "vintage 2007" is killing me

Evening

UK users when the website asks them where they're posting from today.

Bless you guys who don’t correctly flag your posts so those of us in the UK can still see the occasional titty.

I'm shocked that new Hellraiser game is actually single player and not yet another DBD clone.

Sprayed deep heat on my knee but I forgot about my fan, which blew that shit everywhere and maced myself in the face. How's your morning going?

15 years later and this finally drops. Crazy considering I was hardcore raiding in WOTLK and must have killed a billion mobs.

Reading the casting news for the new Street Fighter film, and I discovered that in 2009 there was a 2nd live action American Street Fighter film that is somehow worse than the 90s one. How did this happen? and why do I want to watch it?

That's two weeks in a row Tesco haven't had my favourite meal deal sandwich in stock. Hate crime.

Wouldn't be my birthday without spending an hour trying to fix a printer!

2 hot 2 sweaty

There a power cut so that means no fan. I’m roasting here!

Happy Friday the 13th

I can’t fast forward reels on Instagram anymore. This is a hate crime.

The internet is down so I'm finally putting away two weeks worth of washing. Go me!

Did that thing that everyone is doing. Pretty happy with the result, feels right.

For a moment that game looked slightly interesting, but then surprise! Call of Duty jump scare.

Finally a game where I can live out my dreams of being a walking lighthouse.

Totally forgot about the Xbox event. Anything interesting happened?

Just watched Sinners (2025) and the scene where the past, present, and future blend together was just stunning. I had to rewind and watch it again.

Better luck next time

What a cringey introduction to what looks like a bland FPS #summergamefest

ok that muppet boxing game looks stupidly fun lol #summergamefest

They're about 5 years too late for a Game of Thrones game #summergamesfest

Posting hog if Half-Life 3 is announced at the SGF tonight. #ReleaseTheFreeman

The Alien: Earth trailer looks pretty good. I had no idea there was even an Alien TV show in development. Feeling sceptical, but hopeful.

Got that switch 2 babeeeey

Wassup