Only just parked up! Traffic was sh*te x

Who’s going Villa today?

Yo @justin-avfc.bsky.social the Villa grown-ups are here and we love you buddy x

Feeling G⚽️OD today because ASTON VILLA SCORED A GOAL AT VILLA PARK AND WON A FOOTBALL MATCH 🎉

Sadly we’re having to clear out my grandparents house now that they’ve both passed, but I got first dibs on JP2 the legend, who is now looking after my house and telling everyone who enters that obvs I had an Irish RC upbringing 🥲

Got the new one ennit Could do with a nice pool to read it next to instead of being full of a head cold surrounded by my 1 year old’s toys 😅

the gentle little kiss at the end has written me off

Is it just me or do you hate it when match notifications come up before the tele has caught up - to the point that when I’m physically AT a game, I’m anxious that I’ll get a notification before I witness the goal in real time

WE DID A GOAL!!!!!

Anyway this is what I think happened 😕

More pictures of Bath for yous x

Where am I?

Also for the benefit of those no longer on Twitter, Tyrone Mings is trending at 1 (Sport) and basically the whole of the football twitter have demanded his knighthood 😌

ICYMI - Tyrone Mings making that dirty rapist Mason Greenwood sh*t himself 😌 #avfc

Woof 🥵 leaked Adidas originals x AVFC

Where am I?

I need to be honest with you on BlueSky. Since the Elon & Trump fallout on Twitter, my curiosity got the better of me and I created a brand new account since my original account in unrecoverable and I wanted to appear anonymous and just mooch about. Truth is, so far as Villa and football is 1/n

Never mind, it is online afterall! 😁 Use VILLANS for free shipping x shop.avfc.co.uk/en/aston-vil...

If anyone is going down the club shop, grab me a long sleeved home shirt in M - money waiting! 🙏 THANK YOU PLEASE 😘

I’m not into conspiracy theories because I’m not an absolute loon BUT I do believe this was staged.

Double Natty T

Huge fan of the BBC using original idents when playing nostalgic things, such as this BBC2 one at the start of the Live Aid 40th anniversary rerun ☺️

Those that know, know 😂

Russia are proper scamps. The media need to cover their shenanigans more because people need to put 2 + 2 together and understand that Nigel is NOT the answer since he’s a Putin fan boy. Russia 👏 is 👏 an 👏 enemy 👏 of 👏 the 👏 state

One time on Twitter, I mentioned the Lower North and a random commented saying ‘that’s a weird way to refer to the Midlands’. It’s a stand at Villa Park. 😅

Got a tax rebate today. Woohoo! I mean, it was mine to begin with but it’s nice to have it paid back. Sorted out my season ticket upgrade anyway. 🥲

Finally got through to relocate and so happy with my new seat. Lower Trinity near the tunnel just behind a good friend. Made up! Paul at the ticket office was great 👍 UTV

🚨 Looking to relocate my season ticket - any of you without a pal next to you and wouldn’t mind putting up with me for a season, feel free to drop me a DM with your seat location and I’ll see what I can do when I get through on the phone lines. 👋 #avfc

I’m in Southampton and not for the football for a change. It’s alright! Shopping centre reminds me of the Bull Ring a lot

@act19833.bsky.social in answer to your bio, yes. Hi! 👋

We call on clubs, leagues & governing bodies to act now: adopt a No Fault Stand Down policy when players face serious and credible allegations. Survivors deserve better.

Arsenal playing Partey all this time makes me mad and even madder because he scored against us this season too 🤮

Shocked beyond belief about the devastating news of Diogo Jota’s untimely tragic passing. Recently married, he had a beautiful young family and was at the top of his career. Heartbreaking for everyone involved, and all at Liverpool FC. Tomorrow is never guaranteed. Hold your loved ones close.

You just had to be there 🥲 #avfc

Glasto may have finished but now it’s time for Wimbo 🎾 🙌

Spent the day in Winchester today - it’s so lovely. Gives me St Albans vibes. Don’t want to start a fight or anything but it’s nicer than Salisbury too.

FANTASTIC from England U21s! 🎉 🏆 #England

It’s summer, it’s hot and I need to ventilate the house by opening ground floor windows and doors - HOW THE HELL DO I KEEP A NEIGHBOUR’S CAT OUT OF MY HOUSE?? He terrorises my indoor cats no matter how many times we shoo him off with a water gun. My poor cats 🥺

It’s only official if you post it 💁‍♀️

Would love to be a fly on the wall when Trump and Vance see that Zelenskyy wore a suit to visit our King 😌 🇬🇧 🤝 🇺🇦

Just had an email to confirm that my daughter has dropped off the Season Ticket Waiting List under the new criteria. Fair enough. It makes sense. I only did it in the first instance thinking she’d be 18 before it got to her turn anyway 🥴 #avfc

Happy Birthday to the big man UTV

3 years ago today this happened 🥹 #avfc

@thomastparker.bsky.social ahaha no way

If you are buying the new Aston Villa Samba's today, then please think about using my link. It will take you to the same site, and it will cost you the same, it just gives me a kickback on the backend, so a way to show your support to help me out. 🔗 aston-villa-store.sjv.io/XYLRG5 👈 #AVFC

Just saw Anthony Gordon at the services in Warrington but bottled speaking to him because he’s just getting an iced coffee like the rest of us

WALES HAVE DRAWN LEVEL 🤯

Wondered why Belgium were playing in yellow at home and the answer fills my heart up tbh #BELWAL

Youri Tielemans has it all. Great stats this season, scores for his country, beautifully smooth skin. He better stay. 😅 #avfc

I want a front row seat to Musk and Trump falling out - someone stop me from creating a ghost X account