Really cannot be fucked today. Rapidly approaching 7 days a week when that’s the first thing I’m thinking each morning

Go on boy!

Won’t be saving any for during the week then ffs 🐖

When Twi - Bluesky collides

Fuck me that’s horrendous in the Celtic game

Didn’t expect that tonight. Now go and dominate Wednesday under no pressure. Unai deserves a Knighthood ffs

Tempted to go and stamp all over the bag of crisps that the person is making a huge noise eating in an open office space

£22 to get in the Witton Arms for the Europa Final? Surely that’s someone having a laugh

Suitable work attire today btw

Had one of the best seats in the house last night for McGinn’s goals celebrations. Shame there’s another home game left - what a way to sign off the North Stand that would have been

Never known a night like last night. The lack of sleep has killed me at work, but I’d do it again in a heart beat. Up the fucking Villa

One’s throat is rather delicate this morning

Nerves kicking in

Never mind the selection, look at this take ffs

Couldn’t go tonight because I had the boy until late this afternoon so I’ll be being an armchair wanker. Up the long sleeve. UTV

The boy demanded a Curry again 👨🏼‍🍳

Hectic week, but now my lad is here and all seems right in the World 🥰🥰

Buendia truly dreadful tonight. Think I’d have some better awareness and move the ball quicker in some instances

Sharing a Hot Tub with Jordan James wasn’t on this evening’s bingo card

Took the car through the expensive car wash on Saturday. Covered in bird shit this morning ffs

Spotify keeps cutting out on my speaker and nothing I do is sorting the issue. Starting to get rather agitated now….🤬🤬🤬

Sorting 4 nights of meals for the week. Really would rather be in the pub tbh

Somethings wrong, there’s no apparent demand of praise for chopping up some fruit

This is quite superb. Absolutely glorious

My lads new PJ’s About right

Back to the grind

Nah. This is naughty

Monday already 🤮

Oh dear lord. This is going to be epic

Curry tonight is going to be sensational

Messaged the boy earlier to say it was Spaghetti Bolognese tonight. He responded ‘Momma Mia’ - best bring my A game 😬

Sainsbury’s - I dare say without a Nectar card. Tory

Spurs are fucked and it’s beautiful

Fingering

If we get the money being quoted in the news, I’d happily sell Rogers this summer

Glorious

Decent start. Wish I had a few quid to throw at it 😂

Proper boozer

Masters selections for playing with on Betfair. Hopefully a few decent runs to help lay off

Beats being at work

Had an ‘Up The Villa’ from someone walking along the seafront in Teignmouth. We’re fucking massive

Well deserved etcetera

It appears the boy has become a Teenager since the last time I saw him. Never done this before 😂

It’s Cumming Home

What a sky that is

Tiger woods on his way to the 2026 Masters Champions Dinner #tigerwoods

Stuck in the car wash ffs 😂

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A kick in the bollocks for a Friday