The president didn’t write that.

All I wanted out of this life was a Shrek death monument and a pot to piss in.

So big they wouldn’t let him run

Me: Honey, what did we used to call it in the 90s when you cuffed your jeans? Wife: Pegging? Me: Yeah, I thought so. Do not Google.

The Dark Wizard on HBO is excellent.

Shame on you @edsbs.bsky.social

Gotta keep this other one handy for times like these bsky.app/profile/razz...

Just want to be sure my man @chadfinn.bsky.social saw this.

Bring back Michelle Wolf

Jake Mangum spots kid in the crowd, tosses the ball, and her brother catches it and gives it to her. Dudes rock.

Toxic masculinity is never being able to admit when you’re wrong.

Kristin Tips Nipped, but husband Dick Tips still goes hard.

If I were a religious Trump supporter would it be more concerning that he: -Doesn’t recognize Jesus. -Lies about his ability to recognize Jesus. I’m sure this will be cause for great introspection.

My new thing is Schrodingers Lottery ticket. You could be a millionaire, but in that space between you’re both alive and dead. Gambling is a disease.

The problems we are experiencing now are because Lincoln/Sherman didn’t go far enough.

Could have been 5-0. Where art thou, Xabi?

Hanlon’s Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

At least Malinin landed the triple.

If I’m Xabi Alonso, I’d keep my phone handy. The call is coming. #YNWA

Haha, jokes on you, we as a country are clearly incapable of shame

Dixieland Delight!

Matt Gaetz is available.

.208 Team Average, 2.8 runs per game. Inauspicious start. Still early. Started 1-4 last year.

Quite literally pulling the ladder up behind you

This is an all time Mad Libs

Trumpism in a nutshell.

Can’t believe they let Rupert Mannion coach Tennessee.

If I had Tigers money, I just wouldn’t drive.

Besides the point and I’m no expert, but upholstering that pistol seems excessively cumbersome.

I guess we’re done separating the art from the artist? This could prove problematic.

The greatest taxable revenue base in the history of mankind, wasted on war.

This position is so absurd it’s clickbait. We got here by not making secessionists pay the appropriate price, to do so again is national suicide.

Another baseball season begins, but I’m remiss not to relate John Updike’s masterpiece of another season’s end. www.newyorker.com/magazine/196...

At a bar and the old timers are passing literal news snippets back and forth. Articles, cut out of the newspaper for discussion.

Scary situation in Mass last night. An 8 year old ran away from home and there was a full-on multi-town, multi-agency search. He was found okay this morning. I told my teenage daughter that there was a lesson to be learned. She says: “Always wear a jacket?”

What do Ilia Malinin and Arsenal have in common? Neither could land the quadruple.

This was obviously done by a non native English speaker. No one says “reward from.” Bet it sounds better in Russian.

Always the victim.

This Nebraska team is pale.

S-I-E-N-A

We just gonna ignore him referring to her as “Kat Abu ghraib” which is also quite problematic?

That’s the beauty of it all, you can just log off, forever.

I wonder who they model their behavior on?

When you walk through a storm, keep your chin up high…..

Important opinion piece in today’s Boston Globe by @aaronregunberg.bsky.social www.bostonglobe.com/2026/03/18/o...

I realize that people change over time, but going from representing Al Gore before the Supreme Court in the 2000 election to humanizing, against all available evidence, Donald Trump in 2026 is quite the character arc.

Can’t believe this is what we’ve resorted to calling being properly vaccinated

Question: If someone you knew were routinely incompetent, why would you assume that they would, when it becomes critically important, suddenly become competent?

Given their legislative acumen, Sharia will be fine.

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. “If everything is an emergency, then nothing is an emergency.”