Been making great progress in my fitness and running journey. Unfortunately for my body I can still crush one dozen uncrustables without blinking

Just a heads up somebody doxxed you

Hey remember video games?

Unfortunately soccer is lame again

Remember when everyone was playing Elden Ring at the same time and that was all anyone talked about online and we all shared secrets as we discovered them? That was the last time we were truly unified #SGDQ

Watching GDQ with this asshole

I want a new Crash Bandicoot so bad. Few things fill me with white hot rage like the current state of video games

Every day I have to wash dishes and eat protein and care for a child and exist as a human and I am sick of it

Been watching speedruns for years and I still don’t know what the fuck “buffer a jump” means

Taught my kid about soccer and now he won’t stop giving me yellow cards??

Big fan of how France has collars on their jerseys. where are you going in your formalwear, gentlemen?

I’m sick of areas I cannot abide a single area I wish there was a way to be rid of areas

That was one of the best sports matches I’ve ever watched

My latest op-ed might be the hardest I've ever gone in the paint in my entire career, but this is the feeling that has been building up in me for the last few years. The last few weeks was the tipping point. Writing this gave me no pleasure, but it was certainly therapeutic in a way.

I guess now’s as good a time as any to get into emulation since the industry has no interest in preservation. Anyone got any tips for a beginner?

Big fan of how the football players walk out to Shakira like a WWE entrance

Sony ending physical game production feels dire as hell. Like I knew the industry was already a hellscape but good lord. Between $1,000 next gen consoles and a lack of physical media what does the future of games even look like? Truly wild shit

Our first Pride piece is live! Let's talk about Dynasty Warriors being gay AF: uppercutcrit.com/why-wouldnt-...

CEOs

Widow’s Bay good

Hand full of bird, TV full of football

this is officially the last thing i'll write about the fgc. very fitting that it's on kotaku. please check it out.

Just signed the kiddo up for beginner hockey lessons so I have officially entered the “pinning all hopes on my son’s athletic success” phase of parenthood 👍🤞

I can’t explain it but I have a theory that I ran out of mana years ago and haven’t been able to restore it via potions or rests or any other traditional means

Just a few things I’ve rediscovered recently as an adult thanks to my 5 year old: -graham crackers are delicious -riding a bike is fucking fun -building a fort is absolutely worth the mess Parenthood has been a great way to rekindle child-like appreciation of the simple stuff

Nothing of substance to add to the discussion, but art deserves to be protected from the whims of executives. Capitalism is destroying our institutions one at a time.

Them: did you get a hair cut? Me: no, I got them all cut

Is this the norm for basketball refs?

Every games post the last few days is like Press: “what are you most excited for players to experience in your game?” Dev/publisher: “you know what, fuck you, also AI is my dad now”

Every games post the last few days is like Press: “what are you most excited for players to experience in your game?” Dev/publisher: “you know what, fuck you, also AI is my dad now”

I don’t even care about basketball and I am locked in right now

Since sharing that thread, I’ve had a lot of folks who have worked with Xbox in some capacity reach out to me. If you would like to share your stories with me for a potential story, you have my word everything we discuss is confidential 🤍 here is my signal: signal.me#eu/W7NUdLfYb...

Sorry, maybe I shouldn't say this but ahahah. I am very angry. So I went to Xbox's Fan Fest event to attend a preview event. And it was the most flagrant display of wealth imaginable. Five stories filled with caterers and hundreds of smiling faces there to assure me of the brand's strength.

Being a Giants fan in 2026 is an absolute nightmare

Returning to House of Leaves after I left off 150 pages in like six months ago

The full interview with Director Naoki Hamaguchi that @imrankhan.bsky.social and I did is now live!! Lots of good stuff!!

Going back to Mario Kart World is really frustrating. The insistence on an open world really hamstrung the fun. A single lap around a well-designed race track is a tease, and I don’t particularly like to feel like I’m missing out on stuff when I play a game

Persona

Leaned against a wall wrong for too long and now my back hurts we need to burn it all to the ground

I’m not watching SGF stuff but I’m seeing everyone posting about Sonic crossing over with Evangelion and you know what I don’t even want the context

Local burrito joint hooked me up with the ol Fucc & Cheese

Watching Twin Peaks for the first time and the entire thing feels like an extended I Think You Should Leave sketch

Hockey good

Hire me to write about the new Silent Hill

Oof I was absolutely triggered by my mother in law’s lack of media literacy today and her insistence that the false pro-Trump news she read was factual. I think, along with drivers licenses and gun ownership, you should have to prove responsible with internet usage

*agent Cooper voice* Diane, I’m looking at one of the worst headlines I’ve ever seen, truly a remarkable work of detestable garbage

The battle for last place reached a crescendo today

For Overwatch's 10th anniversary, I spoke with five people involved since its days as Project Prometheus (and the doomed Titan project). Lots in here: its "blessed" dev cycle and quick fall from grace, plus candid details about regaining player and team trust www.polygon.com/overwatch-or...

I really wanted to love Yoshi and the Mysterious book, but found it pretty slow repetitive. My review for @restart.run www.restart.run/articles/yos...

Bouta *clenches teeth* Mina that hollow