Done a cookie

Bouta *clenches teeth* prime this Metroid (for the fourth time)

4yo: did you like my song, dada? Me: you bet, bud. I loved it 4yo: what was your favorite part?????? Me:

Sent an email someone clap for me

If I’m not constantly looking at a screen I will die

“I’ve been experimenting with yogurt lately” my fitness journey has ruined me

Watched the first episode of Pluribus. The main character of Carol’s romantacy series is named Raban and all I can picture is the Bull of Ala Mhigo, and yeah I too have the hots for him

Time traveling and showing a medieval nobleman my MTG trade binder

Done a carbonara and now I care about being alive again

“I am a confident and confident eloquent games journalist. Any outlet would be lucky to have me” *receives one (1) piece of feedback* “Why am I even alive?”

We are very much not bird people, but we have inherited a green-cheeked conure from a neighbor and now have the pleasure (?) of housing Sonny Boy. Any bird folks have tips?

Gonna start trying to revive old timey vernacular without fully understanding the meaning or context *reading a news article about a corrupt politician* “get a load of this fuckin jalopy”

Bouta *clenches teeth* pax this romana

I was part of the problem tonight

Boy, the ending to the most recent The Chair Company sure was something

Metroid Prime implies a Metroid Choice and a Metroid Select, graded by a supposed Federation Department of Agriculture

God I fucking love downloading new game store clients. I love to move the icons for Steam and Epic Games and Amazon Games and GoG around my desktop and make little shapes. I crash out when I can’t launch a PC game from a storefront. I love everything about the digital marketplace

Constantly fighting the urge to move to Vermont and become a cheesemaker

Charles, you had to have known how posting this would turn out

Lmao dems caving while GOP is on the back leg is the most dems shit

How’s Arc Raiders for solo players?

Watching my nephew play Fortnite as Goku and get killed in Mr. Burns’ mansion by Chun-Li wearing a Skibidi Toilet backpack. Not to be all boomer but

God damn, Mamdani. Goosebumps

Heartened by the NY results. Now can the rest of the country learn from this example? *taps mic*

It becomes clearer that these idiots don’t understand tariffs every time they open their mouths

Blew through The Tartarus Key quickly. Was in the mood for more FPS puzzle stuff, so I booted up Riven and, folks, I fear I may be Not Smart.

When I make a joke in a social situation and everyone laughs

If I was the Blue Jays I simply would not strike out

Soma stressed me tf out and I still think about it from time to time. Very existential stuff. Highly recommended.

Kinda upset I've been sleeping on the Tartarus Key. This is extremely my shit.

I need to stop neglecting my responsibilities, buckle down, and finally catch up on One Piece

I asked Microsoft PR about this—specially the DHS using Halo IP to recruit for ICE—and the company declined to comment.

They didn’t call it Zoo Point Museum??

To those with normal, healthy sibling relationships: who the hell do you think you are? where do you get off? The audacity of these people.

Kept seeing recommendations on here for Tormented Souls and I was not prepared for how faithfully it adheres to the classic RE/SH formula. Top notch stuff.

While the government is shut down we should start a second, better-functioning, government

Just one more pumpkin-shaped Reece’s peanut butter cup and my life will be back on track

God The Chair Company is good. Haven’t laughed at a comedy this hard in ages

*watching The Substance and Demi Moore gets the shot* Me softly to myself: that’s The Substance

Was digging a song I heard so I looked up the band and it was Imagine Dragons and my entire worldview shifted a good 45 degrees minimum

Finished Silent Hill f tonight and I’m kinda floored at how much I liked it? Solid writing and acting all around. Definitely feels like multiple playthroughs are required for a fuller understanding.

Checked out Mosaic of the Strange in the Next Fest and it’s already scratching some itches. Can see myself getting lost as all hell in there

Mouse and keyboard sickos, what are we using these days?

Was gonna go to bed but it started raining and my hands are tied. I am forced to obey the compulsion to stand in the doorway and watch, like a moth to the light, a thrall to The Obelisk. I cannot fight my biology.

Baseball good

If my nickname was “The Dumper” I simply would stop playing baseball

One thing about society that continues to surprise me is that I’m the only person who knows how to operate a motor vehicle. You’d think, statistically, there would be at least one other person capable of driving, and yet…

That scene in RotK but Pippin is singing Soda Pop by the Saja Boys to Denethor