What if I ignored my responsibilities and just played Mega Man Battle Network for the first time?

I also think that people should be okay and open about liking 6/10 games. Some of my fave games are 6/10 games. Not all your fave games have to be 10/10 Disco Elysium Game of the Century shit

Me too, I guess!

Every time I read a new MtG card the Metroid Prime scan visor sound plays in my head

Happy 420 i’m celebrating by crying 4 20 minutes starting now

If you are able to help support our site migration that would be amazing! I am very bad at asking for help but right now, @butwhytho.net needs it. We have to get set up on a new host, work with a dev, and our old host still has not refunded us the $3k they took. Anything helps!

LMAO But Why Tho? Dying because of a shitty developer is not what I had on my bingo card. We have 48 hours to figure out what to do for a new host and find a developer to help us.

Weekend plans sorted, I guess

I regret to say that I am once again hooked on Overwatch

Those clickbait game sites constantly have insane hypothetical headlines like “should GTA VI make you check your tire pressure?” or “will GTA VI FINALLY let us file our taxes in-game?” and yet I cannot find a job

Happy Monday I hope everyone had a mad nonchalant weekend

Yesterday my thirteen year old cousin told me he likes to go fishing because it is “mad nonchalant” and so I thanked him for the new addition to my vernacular

Passingly interested in Pokemon Champions, but I’ve never been interested in really diving into the battles aside from basic type matchups. Can someone explain to me like I’m an idiot what I’m looking for when choosing new pokemon? So far my only strategy has been “I like this one”

Palpatine voice:

You know what sure give Daisy Duck an SMG who gives a fuck at this point

It’s all corrupt from the ground up. Burn it down. We need a new party. Bunch of spineless impotents

Nothing in Pokopia humbles me quicker than returning to my depressing home in Bleak Beach

I’ve still never played Mass Effect and at this point I’m scared to

If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.

Personally, one of the things I find most fulfilling about being a parent is constantly being called “bro” by my five year old, really makes the hard times worth it

Well one of you is a frog and the other is an entire fuckin giraffe so…

Pokopia is extremely realistic because, like in real life, I have a dozen abandoned projects causing me to feel guilty whenever I walk by

My four-year-old son just made his GameSpot debut. You call it nepotism, I call it hard-hitting journalism. www.gamespot.com/articles/the...

Watching Yugioh Zexal with the kiddo and the captions turned it into the horniest kids show I’ve ever seen

*looks at the state of the world* It’s us, we’re the April Fools

Was doing some reorganizing in the office and found a spot on a shelf for most of my commander decks. These are the ones I play with the most. AMA!

The Giants have started the season 0-3 and have been outscored 12-1. This is sure to be a good omen, getting the bad games out of the way early 👍👍👍

Netflix One Piece season two slaps

I can’t explain it but Glenn Powell looks like the product of generations of breeding in an effort to produce The Most Nondescript White Man. The most genetically Default Guy in existence, the Kwisatz Haderach of generic male actors

Them, an unwitting buffoon: hey did you get a haircut? Me, a comedy genius about to alter the course of their lives: no [I pause and smirk knowingly] I got them all cut

Absolutely obsessed with this jellyfish our kiddo made at school

Tried out Dissidia Duellum and I had forgotten how grating the mobile game onboarding process can be

The Sparkling Skylands area in Pokopia is designed like a damn Dark Souls level good lord

My kid’s new favorite game is to hide toys in my pillowcase and tonight I nearly lost an eye to Grave Digger

Everyone is chasing the success of Fortnite but apparently even Fortnite can’t reach the success of Fortnite. Fuck this backwards industry. I hope everyone laid off lands on their feet

Sleeping well tonight knowing two Pokemon centers and a house will be waiting for me in the morning. Coffee gonna taste extra good tomorrow

Desktop speakers finally went out after more than a decade. Anyone have any suggestions for replacements?

Finally, now I can devote my undivided attention to Pokopia

It’s become a routine for my 5 year old and I to check Pokopia each morning to see if we’ve attracted any new pokemon and to check out any buildings we’ve had in progress overnight. I love this game so much

When I haven’t checked BlueSky in the last 20 minutes

This week has been stupid with some very trying family shit, so I am humbly asking for your favorite Pokopia pics. Let me see the cute creatures, please

This week has been stupid with some very trying family shit, so I am humbly asking for your favorite Pokopia pics. Let me see the cute creatures, please

Nobody is asking for AI, just the billionaires who need to justify their idiotic investments

The absolute stranglehold Pokopia has on me

Was struck by the scope of Pokopia tonight when I accidentally played until 1:00 am. Shit had me in a poke-fugue

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

Quest 64 with the good posts

Oh no, Pokopia has the juice

Somebody call Against Me

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