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Hey birdie, wanna sit on it? 🎨: @ThatThusCharlie #dickari

Hey birdie, best come home now if you want it. My dick is bored without you. 🎨:@/jeijeioio #Dickari

Now... why don't you come sit on my lap, ditch the phone and let me make you feel good birdie? 🎨: @/YnnV_NsFw #Dickari

"Will you be my manager? Don't worry I don't plan to kill you, but I do plan to have a nice time with you. My treat of course." @/noctistales.bsky.social #Dickari

Me FUCKING up