"[A] lot a lot of factors dictate if the backup goalie can be a part of the camaraderie or commiserating of their team while a game is ongoing. And it all depends on the goalie cuck chair." @rachelbelle98.bsky.social scientifically ranks the best goalie cuck chairs across the NHL: buff.ly/OacMlFG

Do you love goalies? Do you watch them get cucked? I need your help! I am working on a piece for @offsidenewsco about the best goalie cuck chairs (aka backup goalie chairs) in the league. Please send me your favorite chairs and your saddest looking goalies

This one hurt to write. But I’m excited to see what they have in store #Raiseup

Honestly was not expecting to get ready for a Game 5 but here we are #Raiseup

This one was full of hope. Unfortunately hope does not win hockey games #Raiseup

I’ve been listening to a lot of Taylor Swift lately #Raiseup

Aaron Ekblad continues his reign of terror against guys just trying to play a game #Raiseup

Here’s to hoping that both teams have fun but my team to have a little more fun #RaiseUp

Is it still elder abuse if it’s committed by Brent Burns? #Raiseup

Look, I don’t want to praise Tom Wilson. But I can’t deny that Tom Wilson did some pretty cool, pretty Tom Wilson-y things in Game 2. #Raiseup

Tom Wilson continues his reign of terror against guys just playing a game #RaiseUp

Seth Jarvis’ friends and Sabrina Carpenter are mandatory for every Canes game now #RaiseUp

My children are going to be mad when I name them all Sebastian Aho #RaiseUp

Switching my 40-year-old defenceman hate to 40-year-old defenceman appreciation 🫡🫡🫡 Game 5 tonight! #RaiseUp

Trying to forget about the second period? Me too #RaiseUp

And thank you Jordan Martinook for doing what you do best #RaiseUp

I had the privilege of seeing this game live. As always, the atmosphere at Lenovo Center is like no other. And playoffs are a different beast. #RaiseUp

Welcome To The Stanley Cup Playoffs #Raiseup

My second year following the Hurricanes but my first year covering them! It was a fun ride and I’m excited to see what the postseason brings!!

At least they clinched home ice

We may be witnessing a Taylor Hall Renaissance and I’m just glad to be along for the ride #RaiseUp

The Canes survived the trade deadline but Jack Roslovic was the real winner. Catch up with what the team has been up to! #RaiseUp

The Hurricanes had a WHALE of a time tonight #RaiseUp

While we’re watching Two Nations Face Off tonight, take time to read my #RaiseUp recap!

Topical! #Raiseup offsidenewsco.com/news/goalten...

If I could have written about KK’s point streak for 1000 words I would’ve. Unfortunately, other things happened these past two weeks. Also, HAPPY DEBUT DAY RYAN SUZUKI #RaiseUp

#RaiseUp fans! Before the boys gear up against Vegas tomorrow maybe you’ll want to (or not) look back on the last two weeks. Perhaps you’ll laugh, or perhaps you’ll cry

Hilarious

We didn’t win but how can I be mad when I got this pic of Flower

Lenovo Center, I am inside you

KK top 3 on the stat card and 17 minutes of ice time this game was for me

AND HE DID

Happy Debut Day to Juha Jääskä! Maybe you can fix us Check out my holiday #raiseup recap!

An excellent preliminary round recap for #RaiseUp  fans interested to see how Oskar Vuollet and Felix Unger Sörum are doing so far for Team Sweden

One day I’ll learn why an interference penalty and an embellishment penalty can be called at the same time. Today is not that day Check out my most recent #raiseup recap!

I hope in the future that the Canes do more to support Pride month and Pride night - disappointed to hear the 🌈 lights aren't even up tonight. #raiseup offsidenewsco.com/news/canes-p...

It’s that time of year

Happy Pride Night! #NewProfilePic

I’d like to think that this win is because they read my recap and decided to do better #raiseup

Have we tried turning the Canes off and back on again? #raiseup

KK is on Team Finland in my heart

Happy #GivingTuesday! Offside News is a queer-run independent news site that relies on our readers for funding. We run on the pledge of hockey news for everyone. If you would like to donate to keep our site running and free, you can do that here!

Scott Morrow had quite the week for the #ChicagoWolves as they faced off their Illinois rival in the IceHogs. That's if you were able to stream the games in full, after FloHockey/AHLTV experienced outages. Read the latest from @fandomfreefall.bsky.social here:

To optimize good sleep before bed: - Take a hot bath - Get blackout curtains - Watch 200 Martin Necas highlight clips inches from your face - Practice deep breathing

"Some of these men are making more money than I will ever see in my life, and yet they seem to be recycling the same three suits over and over?" Read @sydneykerr.bsky.social 's op-ed on #NHL fashion here:

Not great!

Spencer Knight looking great. Everything about the Canes? Not so great

10am trade on a saturday

"The fact that Columbus is eighth in the Metropolitan Division right now, despite seemingly half of their roster being on the Injured Reserve (IR), is nothing short of a miracle." Catch up with the #CBJ in @kat_whetstone's newest recap here: