When the oil price is going up, USA (and russia) become super rich, I (and Putin) hope we reach $200 per barrel at the end of this the weekend. Good for our economy, just like the tariffs. A wealth beyond our wildest imagination awaits us! Have you said thank you yet?

Best way of making peace is to start wars and then show this friendly gestures to third part that has nothing to do with the conflict! And then a little Death, Fire and Fury! #USA #Trump #Iran #China

Some people think caps are inappropriate for solemn occasions like when honoring fallen soldiers. Cap or not, what does it matter, I am your emperor, you should all know your place in the hierarchy. I do as I please!

I told you so!

Thanks but, no thanks! #Trump #USA #UK #Starmer

I've already filed a preemptive lawsuit. I'll do everything in my power to bring that scum down.

Some have confused Epic Rage with Epstein Rage, not funny at all, don't you dare laugh at that. But for what remains of the Revolutionary Guard in Iran, it matters less. It's rage no matter what. #Iran #USA #Trump #War #Epstein

We're on a mission from god!

People complaining as always, this time about the cost of war. $5 billions of dollar per day or something like that. Well, thanks to the beautiful tariffs we have this kind of money to spend. Lucky for you that you have such a smart President (and unofficially Emperor). Have you said THANK YOU?

She blew $200 million trying to outshine me, who the hell does she think she is? Elon Musk? Not even close... #Trump #Kristi #Noem #USA

Putin is already preparing for new "guests" who soon will arriving to Moscow with a one-way ticket. #Trump #USA #Russia #Iran #Israel #War #Putin

Working on the state of the union speach! Thinking like this. - It's Bidens fault - Tariffs working pretty well - I have caught the Maduro guy - I taken control over Greenland (or was it Iceland?) - Nobody's ever seen anything like it (TRUE TRUE) - Canada soon ours - Everybody loves us

She was so happy to see me! But... does not like when I turn the back to her, as I always do. 🖤

Happy Valentines Day, you giddy romantics.

Well, hold on, it's on the way, must first deliver does f*cking Epstein files you are bustin my balls for.

Cheaters is what they are!

Can't really remember if I wrote this, maybe it was my autopen who did! But never the less, I totally agreed on every word.

That bridge won't open unless Canada sits down at the negotiating table and GIVES ME WHAT I WANT FIRST. Pro tip, I like gold in all forms, or $1 billion, it has the same effect.

This was not happening when Obama was president, which proves that I am an more trustworthy king that really believes in the free speach. It's SAD thou what thay say thou, I may take their passport and citizenship, they could rott in Europe as they seems to love it there. #Trump #OS #USA

Hate has always been my main driving force, it's what gets me out of bed, almost every morning. (Some days I just lie there watching beautiful women on Fox News and other channels I don't want to mention by name, you may be offended) Love is Woke and we can't have that, can we? (nope)

You can't make this shit up, can you? I can't...

JD Vance and his complicit wife were mercilessly BOOED for being fascist cowards, pedophile protectors, and representing the worst people in the United States. Unlike Levi's jeans, fascism goes out of style so... So we have a little to think about if we're going to win midterm elections.

As a parody account, I can go all out and joke about most things but... I actually have a limit. I WOULD NEVER POST SOMETHING LIKE THIS, EVER! THE PICTURE BELOW IS ACTUALLY A SHIT POST FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE USA!

It's so clear that I'm the genius in a company of fools, the others messed up totally and ruined such a simple task.

It actually confuses me a bit to!

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but it’s not mightier than fully automatic carbines that can fire 10 rounds per second that my proud trigger happy ICE agents is using.

Well it's not Bill Clintons name, that's for sure.

Not funny at all! You know what I say about laughing... (DON'T)

Epstein knows me or, felt me ​​is more correct, as he is dead as a disco. He knows that I take his words about me as praise. I have a fantastic character, everyone says so, maybe the most fantastic character in the world even.

I just hate ABBA (but like the song Money money money) and this damn artists and actors that makes fun over me! I just have to sue their asses, excuse the French, or hell, nothing is excused here. I'm the emperor, I say and do exactly as I please.

I did'nt vote for this, I hear them say over and over! Actually, you did!

What goes around comes around...

NOT FUNNY AT ALL! DON'T DARE LAUGH!

Listen up 👂you dirty pesants 🧑‍🌾 Your emperor has spoken again! 👑

Sell ​​fast, our government bonds will drop dramatically in value, just as dramatically as the price of gold rises. Correlation or causality, I don't know, I'm too stupid to understand the difference anyway. #USA #Trump #China #Gold #Bonds

I hear a lot of people say to me, "Now we're just like Russia" meaning the hurs treatment of civilians from our proud ICE boys. I say, "Well, what's wrong with that?" If there's one thing Putin is good at, it's nipping unrest in the bud before he gets fired from office. We have much to learn...

This may be a parody accout, I'm not saying that it is, but it may be just that! But this is real! (unfortunately) #Trump #Emperor #USA

Well... he's not wrong!

Global colding incoming...

I got a good feeling about this! 🕊️ #Gaza #Trump #RealEstate

Venezuela ✅ 100% success Greenland ✅ 100% success Now shifting fokus do Canada, have you forgot the Epstein files yet?

Just send me a mess on Snapchat and I tell you all about it, my dear Vlad! KREMLIN ON TRUMP’S REMARKS ABOUT SECRET WEAPON UNKNOWN TO THE REST OF THE WORLD: WE HAVE YET TO HEAR FROM THE US ON WHAT THE US PRESIDENT MEANS

Yes I really need that cermony where I cut the ribbon and raise the Trump flag.

I live in a parallell universe where I define whats real and truth! #Trump #Potus #Italy #Rome

Mark Rutte is a fantastic "man" with a fantastic tongue, he keeps my ass shiny and clean, like a baby's bottom. I'm saving on toilet paper, thanks Mark, your tongue works wonders for my hemorrhoids too. #Potus #Trump #Nato

Macron is trying to talk me out of the craziness, my family has been trying to do it for years. Pointless since I am the greatest man ever born in the entire history of the world. There is no one or nothing that can stop me, maybe my failing health, but other than that, nothing. #Trump #France

I'm always one step ahead of everyone else, while the world is worried about Greenland and war with NATO. My boys and I are already working on taking over Canada. You have to learn to take my words seriously, I'm not kidding. #Trump #Canada

It's not a joke anymore. #Trump #USA #Greenland #Denmark

Just wait until we invade our former NATO allied. #MAGA #USA #Success #Trump #Greenland

Many people say that we, meaning Pete, JD and I, lack real military experience. Just look at this picture, it says it all. Have you ever seen anything so elegant, look how synchronized we are when we salute! Like the PRO:s that we are! #USA #MAGA #Potus