I love how they can't even write their own statements (not to mention we have a doctor who's apparently feeding the slop machine with patient data)

Shiro says we should put 2026 in the bin and just start over

this is really, really bad on multiple levels. a LOT of censorship coming up. the potential for govt to withhold funding is extra fucked, too.

optical illusions make me feel so dumb 😭 me, staring: what are these weird pink blob things?

brb, just gonna casually sic ICE onto my own supporters

look at her lil feet 😭

honestly kinda weird to see hordes of people saying "delete Tiktok because the owner is evil!" on ... Threads

Greebo: ate the AI and didn't even get indigestion

this guy absolutely delivered.

New BROTOPIANS post! www.brotopians.com/taxes-for-th...

Both of these threads are making valid points, buttttttt... there's never any class analysis in these takes. "white people think the police are there to protect them..." No. *Rich* white people think this. The rest know better.

you just about reassure yourself that things will be ok and then you see someone's gone viral for blending up their food and... snorting it

happily adding David's new venture to my existing mini library of "techbro AI insanity" coverage, and you should too! also include @edzitron.com if you don't already - his podcast and newsletter are excellent.

in case you missed it, there's still some really good news amidst all the endless horror and stupidity. this guy is set to double the life span of our kitties! Cat Kidney Disease Cure Nears Reality: Dr. Toru Miyazaki’s AIM Therapy – Greycoat Research share.google/O4MEwlk5Nx8k...

it's early days but I reckon we already have a winner 🏆

given the fact that the whole "lost colony of Roanoke" was a giant fraud invented in the 1930s, it's extremely funny that the "charity" named after Virginia Dare has collapsed under investigation for ... fraud

oh for fucks sake

the "live forever, look at my sperm" guy has a girlfriend

thank goodness for DJ the maga HATER, I was so confused about Santa's foreskin

The preening stupidity of this is extreme.

big props to the bus driver who rescued this lil guy from a busy road in my neighbourhood. love how they emphasise his fare evasion

this incense burner is apparently a best-seller on Etsy and I think I can see why

obsessed with Abseiling Baby

it's very important to keep your toe beans immaculate and make sure your bed supports Palestine 🇵🇸 🍉

they're having babies with their AI partners. "I did have him bring in a live in nanny though, so I only spend time with them when I want to and I pump of course"

you have been judged and found wanting

so ChatGPT is introducing ads huh. that's not disturbing at all, oh no. imagine a bot that's privy to all your most intimate and mundane thoughts, that can advertise to you.

"slightly lower" voice = older and thus less attractive, according to this fine gentleman who can't get horny for his AI anymore

that last sentence 💀

on the other hand, the latest bunch of racists have named their party WAP. Cardi B would approve.

absolutely cackling at how the latest ep of #IfBooksCouldKill had to pause halfway through because Peter got so enraged at Harari's book Sapiens he developed a migraine

wow thanks Academia.com I always wanted a fake podcast that has literally nothing to do with my research or anything I've ever read

Some words from Abod Battah in Gaza. “Our students' success today is not just a grade... it's a cry of life, a message of strength, and proof that this people cannot be defeated.”

what happened here

*blep*

off topic, but I'm still traumatised from finding out that the US doesn't have A4 size paper Why A4? – The Mathematical Beauty of Paper Size - Heidelberg Laureate Foundation www.newsroom.hlf-foundation.org/blog/article...

the "good little divers" will be cherished and protected 🐧😍

this fucking Prime ad, in the middle of a thread on good fantasy book series... are they ok over there?

Amanda Palmer just casually comparing herself to Jesus, over on Facebook

so Albania has an AI minister in their government and she's now pregnant with 83 AI children, have I got this right

be chill, be like Nephy 😻

the wildlife comedy awards always deliver

what's fascinating is how many women are also into AI partners. obv this isn't empirical data, but the AI relationship subs are overwhelmingly dominated by women (and they're also incredibly horny)

I am having several "difficult times" rn but no, Colin Talks Crypto, this is not one of them.

Artificial Intelligence! It's everywhere all the time and you love it even if you think you do not. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

To Help A Hamburger

every line of this story is incredible. please can someone make this into an animated movie.

so Sora has its own social media app which consists of entirely AI generated videos, and users can upload their own selfies for other people to use in yet more AI generated content? what is this for, what are we doing.

Mei-Mei is simply perfect, how am I so lucky