I wouldn’t be surprised if King Willonius drops a “It’s Only February” song now.

Was anyone else a hardcore Blake Edwards fan at age 7?

@djnomi.bsky.social caught me on a bad day with this one. www.nashvillescene.com/arts_culture...

A colleague from my Philly days has moved on. Gotdammit. #RIP defector.com/dan-mcquade-...

Some weekend ish for @culturemap.bsky.social. houston.culturemap.com/news/enterta...

best ending to a movie this decade? (H/T @coreyatad.com)

Have you ever thought of a movie you haven’t seen in years and your first thought is, “Man, that didn’t age well”? That happened to me today when I remembered FUNNY PEOPLE.

I’ll always give it up to @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social for letting me go off on Brett Ratner for costing us an Eddie Murphy-hosted Oscars. pressplayredux.com/2011/11/10/i...

Don’t forget about the lousy-ass remake. crookedmarquee.com/harveys-hell...

Hopefully, he’ll bring up how IN LIVING COLOR launched all of this.

Looks like the government surplus food Reagan and them dropped in the ‘80s.

Don’t forget when they dropped “Rise” as a single.

The best music, movies, TV, comics, and anime came out between 1977 and 1990. In an amazing coincidence, this corresponds to when I was between 5 and 18 years old. I'm sorry for everyone else that everything that came before and after was not as good. I hope you were still able to find some joy.

It’s unsettling how the right crave power and control so much, they will let a guy who’s clearly, literally losing his mind run/ruin shit.

I wrote about BLKNWS: TERMS & CONDITIONS (playing at @belcourttheatre.bsky.social) for @nashvillescene.com. www.nashvillescene.com/criticspicks...

I wrote about JEREMIAH JOHNSON (playing at @belcourttheatre.bsky.social) at @nashvillescene.com. www.nashvillescene.com/criticspicks...

To paraphrase Buddy Hackett, PHANTOM THREAD puts on a vest to take a leak. (I worry this line will get cut from an upcoming piece, so I’ll drop it here.)

Since HARD BOILED will be in theaters this weekend, here’s my 2022 @pastemagazine.bsky.social appreciation. www.pastemagazine.com/movies/john-...

One of the best car chases I’ve ever seen was in a Dabney Coleman comedy from the ‘90s. youtu.be/AlSMrxXrba0?...

Some weekend ish for @culturemap.bsky.social. houston.culturemap.com/news/enterta...

I reviewed RESURRECTION (playing at @belcourttheatre.bsky.social) for @nashvillescene.com. www.nashvillescene.com/arts_culture...

Warners did that movie so dirty. www.rogerebert.com/features/los...

Since everything is trash, I got books to read, and I ran out of gummies, I’m just gonna log out for the rest of the weekend. See y’all on Tuesday.

Got profiled at an art opening again earlier tonight. Security guard told me I wasn’t allowed in there, even though it was free and open to the public. I literally had to show him the @glasstire.bsky.social listing on my phone to prove I knew what was going on.

Y’all really acting like 2016 was a great year. NIGGA EVERYBODY DIED! AND THAT ORANGE BITCH BECAME PRESIDENT!!!

Can someone with a soul and a spine leak the Epstein files so we can be done with this bullshit?

Call me crazy, but I’m more psyched about this than the John Singleton box set. hkoreeda.tripod.com/troubleinpar...

BABY BOY should’ve been first on this list (obviously not a BET watcher).

Random question: Did anyone have a good time in middle school?

Longtime Trekkie @robertwilonsky.bsky.social wrote about the possibility of a STARFLEET ACADEMY show happening way back in 1999. Fans who hated the idea called it DAWSON’S TREK. www.salon.com/1999/10/29/t...

That’s still the best Golden Globes. Christine Lahti winning an award, but she was in the bathroom (and Robin Williams vamping until she got onstage). Jack Nicholson accepting his Cecil B. DeMille Award by talking out his ass like Jim Carrey. And this moment. I miss those Globes.

I wrote about THE RED SPECTACLES (playing at @belcourttheatre.bsky.social) for @nashvillescene.com. www.nashvillescene.com/criticspicks...

I wrote about THE HOT ROCK (playing at @belcourttheatre.bsky.social) for @nashvillescene.com. www.nashvillescene.com/criticspicks...

I wrote about the Festival of Films from Iran (playing at @mfahouston.bsky.social, Rice Cinema and @asiasocietytx.bsky.social) for @houstonchronicle.com. www.houstonchronicle.com/entertainmen...

I wrote about Martellus Bennett and his new Disney show for @houstonchronicle.com. www.houstonchronicle.com/entertainmen...

I wrote about the COME BACK, CHARLESTON BLUE soundtrack for @avclub.com. www.avclub.com/sounds-of-bl...

Some weekend ish for @culturemap.bsky.social. houston.culturemap.com/news/enterta...

I miss him

Once again: try to live the kind of life that won't lead large numbers of people to celebrate your death

A very deep cut — in more ways than one.

@oneblakeminute.bsky.social dropped that talk we had about DOPE. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...

Dude’s gonna shit his pants when he finds out about this.

Random hot take: The JACKASS movies are worthy of a @criterion.bsky.social release (especially JACKASS NUMBER TWO).

If you want to watch one program while recording another, the TV does not have to be on Channel 3

She used to work with Christian youth missions in Belfast. Christian youth missions. The woman they keep trying to peg as a domestic terrorist worked with CHRISTIAN YOUTH MISSIONS! www.bbc.com/news/article...

I reviewed IS THIS THING ON? for @nashvillescene.com. www.nashvillescene.com/arts_culture...

I wrote about DOWNHILL RACER (playing at @belcourttheatre.bsky.social) for @nashvillescene.com. www.nashvillescene.com/criticspicks...

I wrote about THE CANDIDATE (playing at @belcourttheatre.bsky.social) for @nashvillescene.com. www.nashvillescene.com/criticspicks...

You gotta love @djnomi.bsky.social this time of year. www.nashvillescene.com/arts_culture...

Not my house(s) but I know my way around…