Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.

Some weekend ish for @culturemap.bsky.social. houston.culturemap.com/news/enterta...

I wrote about local record-vendor DJs for Houstonia. www.houstoniamag.com/arts-and-cul...

I wrote about DANCER IN THE DARK (playing at @belcourttheatre.bsky.social) for @nashvillescene.com. www.nashvillescene.com/criticspicks...

Honest question: How much has Orange Boy affected your mental health? (I’m thinking about doing a piece on “political depression,” and I wanted to know who’s suffering from it.)

Some Juneteenth ish for @culturemap.bsky.social. houston.culturemap.com/news/enterta...

I wrote this.

I wrote about DR. STRANGELOVE (playing at @belcourttheatre.bsky.social) for @nashvillescene.com. www.nashvillescene.com/criticspicks...

What's your favorite movie about death? I reviewed mine. indyweek.com/news/culture...

Looking forward to the I-didn’t-know-that-redhead-from-HACKS-got-yamz memes in a couple months.

Yeah, he was a cranky sumabitch. But, apparently, he was also an awesome dinner guest. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...

Please don’t tell me this muhfucka started a war so he could announce he stopped it at his trash-ass birthday party.

Everyone in New York right now.

Is there anything worse than working for a muhfucka who “demands respect”? NIGGA I DON’T LIKE YOU! YOU SUCK AS A PERSON! AT THE VERY LEAST I’LL TOLERATE YOUR BITCH ASS!!! (To be clear, nobody I currently work for is like that. Thank God.)

A couple days ago, I was sitting at a bus stop, waiting for one. The bus almost passed me until I flagged it down. When I got on, instead of the driver saying, “Sorry about that,” he said, “I be leaving folks — get in!” Houston: Our bus drivers are assholes too.

#RIPGeneShalit youtu.be/7bX8Sehh4Nw?...

I mean, when you think about it, nothing really matters at this point.

Random hot take: When it comes to movies that saw Twitch/Kick streaming coming way before it happened, EDtv was more prescient about it than THE TRUMAN SHOW.

How much you’re willing a bet that the orange sumabitch is going to make a surprise visit to San Antonio this weekend?

Not since the NY Press days of Cheshire, Seitz, and White have I seen a more unabashed Spielberg stan in print than @alancerny.bsky.social. www.vitalthrills.com/disclosure-d...

Some weekend ish for @culturemap.bsky.social. houston.culturemap.com/news/enterta...

I wrote this.

I’m introducing this. www.mfah.org/events/car-w...

I’m doing a Juneteenth listicle. If anyone in Houston got an event going down, let me know before the week is over.

I reviewed SILENT FRIEND (playing at @belcourttheatre.bsky.social) for @nashvillescene.com. www.nashvillescene.com/arts_culture...

I wrote this.

Some weekend ish for @culturemap.bsky.social. houston.culturemap.com/news/enterta...

I wrote this.

If you have a weekend event happening in this town soon, let me know. I do this every week. houston.culturemap.com/series/weeke...

It’s weird how the whole country is falling apart and, yet, this is the healthiest I’ve been in my entire life. I mean, I’ve been taking walks and shit!

Courtesy of King Britt. #RIPDexterWansel www.blacktronika.com/dexterwansel

I was fortunate enough to talk to Dexter Wansel five years ago for @houstonchronicle.com. #RIPDexterWansel tinyurl.com/53897awy

I wrote about the MFAH’s Jazz on Film series for @houstonchronicle.com. tinyurl.com/3347cjpj

I wrote about the DeLUXE Theater’s Black Music Month series for @houstonchronicle.com. tinyurl.com/mh2sws4h

Looking forward to Zendaya MATRIX-style dodging all the EUPHORIA questions when she embarks on not one, but two worldwide, summer-blockbuster press tours this July.

Just realized the Republicans who keep bringing up Biden are like the STAR WARS fans who keep bringing up THE LAST JEDI. They both consist of loud, scared White boys, upset that they now have to welcome all kinds of women and minorities into their little universe.

If there’s one thing I miss about drinking heavily, it’s the instant ease and confidence I had whenever I talked to people, especially those I didn’t want to speak with. There are some people who have no idea how much beer I would guzzle to just say hello to them.

Ever since my homeless year, I’ve lost the urge to be honest, straightforward, or even conversational with people. A lot of you muhfuckas really aren’t that interested in listening to other people — especially if they’re broke.

I wrote about WILD RIVER (playing at @belcourttheatre.bsky.social) for @nashvillescene.com. www.nashvillescene.com/criticspicks...

I just sped through the EUPHORIA finale. Y’all gonna be mad.

It’s hard to complain about superheroes/STAR WARS/geeky franchises ruining movies when Hollywood has been clogging multiplexes with expensive, bullshit IP since the turn of the gotdamn century.

[sometime in the future] YOUNG PERSON: “I just don’t understand it. He was a senile, rapey, deranged sociopath and, still, he got to run the country into the ground twice. How?” OLD PERSON: “White people.” YOUNG PERSON:

After this weekend, I’m now dreading two things: 1. The eventual hot takes & thinkpieces that’ll convince horror purists that their scene is being bumrushed by YouTubers; 2. Hollywood ruining the whole thing by giving ANY YouTuber that comes along (MR BEAST GOES TO WASHINGTON!) a movie deal.

I love it when White people understand what the hell that movie is doing.

Actual convo I heard while getting on the bus: GUY: “Does this bus go to Richmond St. or Richmond, Texas?” DRIVER: “Richmond Ave.” GUY: “Does this bus stop off at the strip clubs, like Centerfolds?” DRIVER: “Yes.” GUY: “Just checking.” (Guy walks away from bus.)

BREAKING: The Lubbock Babes have withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration

I miss talking to @splicedpersonality.bsky.social, but I never miss reading his work. www.wbur.org/news/2026/05...

This muhfucka cares about teen boys’ sperm too damn much.

Some weekend ish for @culturemap.bsky.social. houston.culturemap.com/news/enterta...