I primal screamed. #GoHabsGo

I AM TELLING YOU

After what happened in Washington last year, I'm predicting we see either Russian guy score as a bellwether.

A Caufield or Hutson GWG would be precious.

Need I say again that Juraj Slafkovsky is Montreal's best player.

The two players I expected to see the most from on the Habs this series: Slaf Anderson

No complaints there.

The NHL is an unserious league.

Hagel *hit Guhle's stick* into his own teammate's face.

They surged like crazy last Friday. Can't remember the last non-holiday I saw the Market that busy before 6PM.

Was eating finger food earlier, so I couldn't make an observation on that goal. Evans-Danault-Anderson isn't just a fourth line, it's made up of guys who show up in the playoffs. Anderson getting the team's first goal is far from shocking. Watch for *Demidov* to eventually get time with them.

That is a terrible call on Slaf.

The Habs in the NHL playoffs! I love this! I hate this! I've never felt more alive! I want to die!

Welcome back, sports playoffs anxiety. You are a welcome relief from everything else anxiety.

When you walk into the strangest intervention.

Every longtime wrestling fan a month ago: "Booking Orton vs. Cody isn't smart. The crowd is going to boo Cody, and Orton has a long list of terrible Wrestlemania matches to his name" WELL, WELL, WELL....

Can't root against Drew McIntyre. His cat died; he's hurting

Unfortunately for the Ottawa Senators, Freddie Andersen did not get the memo that he's supposed to suck.

Brady Tkachuk sending the message "I, the more-than-point-per-game player, will leave the ice for five minutes in exchange for you losing your less-than-half-a-point-per-game player"

I think the broadcast equating the SOTU controversy with normal hockey chatter like "What's with the goalies?" is a bit too dismissive of the former.

Senators in 5. Carolina is going to have no idea what hit them.

Ottawa has been waiting for a day/evening like this for weeks and it shows. People everywhere. ByWard Market jammed.

With his contract expired, 100 percent chance Carey Price is at the Bell Centre for game three.

No Saturday night hockey for Canadian teams on opening playoff weekend. That is some bullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllshit.

For @bunda91.bsky.social's birthday, @rawisgibby.bsky.social is finally going to reveal that he IS Donie O'Sullivan and AT LEAST one other person. Here's Zach discussing one of the greatest tag teams of all time during his podcast:

Best AEW title change ever. Not being sarcastic. That was the perfect way for MJF to lose.

Last month in The Onion:

I'm seeing double here! FOUR doctors!

Says a lot about JD Vance that he would go and say something that's every bit as stupid as "the pope is WEAK on crime," but it's not close to 1/10th as funny.

Not be confused with replacement Axls like that time Brian Johnson had to leave an AC/DC tour

Please don't tell me Oliver Bonk is the son of... Oh, crap. He is.

Yes, that was an earthquake. Magnitude 3.7 northeast of Shawville, QC.

New Geico Gecko perp walk just dropped.

I am confidently predicting that now that the Liberals have secured a majority through by-election results that more MPs will announce they are crossing the floor to join them.

CTV has now declared both Toronto ridings to the Liberals. It's a majority for Mark Carney. No speaker tiebreak necessary.

Looking at the Toronto-area riding results so far, I feel like a declaration for the Liberals in both - and thus a majority - is imminent.

Evan Solomon using poli-speak when asked an analysis question is quite something. There has to be a voice inside his head that is screaming relentlessly.

Wouldn’t this be funny.

In a move possibly telegraphed by the addition of archive content and SNL UK to Crave, the Canadian simulcast of Saturday Night Live is moving to CTV and Crave as of this fall.

Turkeys, beavers, coyotes... What is next on Mutual of Ottawa presents Wild Kingdom?

"Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime" is the funniest damn thing I've read this year.

Is DeBoer hesitant to pull the goalie with five left because the guy they fired always did that?

Congratulations to Péter Magyar on a decisive election victory in Hungary. The Hungarian people have chosen a new path. We are ready to work with you, and our European allies, to deepen our cooperation in trade, defence, and security.

LOLong Island

101 came fast. Can't believe there were people who said Nick Suzuki should not have been an Olympian. Come on.

Oh, that wasn't even a challenge.

100 POINT NICK!

Never has there been a Masters champion who I have worried for two consecutive years that he might fail to properly sign his scorecard.

Roar-y?

Could Rory's home golf club look any more Irish?