WTF IS THIS??????

decidi que vou usar aqui como rant já que tá abandonado esse perfil coitado

isso aqui foi ainda mais criminoso

ISSO AQUI FOI CRIMINOSO

@derekhaaswriter.bsky.social Do you mind explaining the difference in the number of episodes in which they will appear? I swear to God, you're going to drive me crazy with this show!!!

omg someone take the bluesky out of derek because he's making my anxiety attack! ONE EP A WEEK IS NOT ENOUGH, I NEED MORE!

5. They have to try and save LA first!

So, I didn't care, I'll just use this here as a personal diary because this episode WAS NOT FAIR!!! HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME? MARK AND AMBER'S FINAL SCENE?????

oh derek, you made me dirty with the opening scene and you know that!

ao verme que primeiro roeu as frias carnes do meu cadáver dedico como saudosa lembrança estas memórias póstumas

OMG DON’T DO THIS TO ME I’M AN ANXIOUS PERSON

continuar deixando countdown em primeiro lugar no top 10 todas as semanas pra renovar de uma vez porque eu já tô to passando mal pensando na segunda temporada e no final dessa

Man, you must find me so annoying haha but a little update, Countdown is officially in the top 1 in Brazil! 🙏🏻💚 @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social

So, I thought you should know that Countdown is already top 2 here in Brazil, @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social! Seriously, you deserve it too much, I hope you receive all our affection and love! 🇧🇷💚

I'm completely stunned with the first three episodes, seriously, I've watched it more than twice and every time I'm giggling for TV, a work of art.

So many layers in this photo

Cheers to you and happy Friday!

so we have the titles and we have the descriptions of each episode and now we have this too... I think it's time to reevaluate the bets for each one

vou ter que fazer uma thread cm todas as vezes que o derek me notou igual eu fiz uma do paul pq o moço tá vendo tudo

eu genuinamente vou ter que voltar a utilizar essa rede social

sim, gente, apareci porque aqui pq aparentemente o derek usa o bluesky e serei obrigada a usar tb

cinco meses sem entrar aqui e já percebi que não reconhecia mais minha conta kk

oi gente, como tá por aqui?

tinha esquecido do meu mastermind de hoje

meia hora até a taylor swift se tornar a única cantora branca da indústria musical

as vezes eu me pergunto se ele já parou alguma vez na vida e me stalkeou…. terceiro da noite, BOOM 🫡

E PRA VCS NADA

me odeiam porque eu sou popular 💁🏼‍♀️

GENTE???? A MONA ROUBOU MINHA HEADER QUE EU EDITEI E MEU DEU BLOCK KKKKKKKKK

for new moots, in this link you can see how many accounts blocked you, who blocked you, you can see who you blocked and also the lists in which you were added clearsky.app

guys, pls take good care of our bluesky. It’s been our safest home since we lost access to X. the developers are super kind and friendly ✨🇧🇷

hi pai @pfrazee.com sorry for bothering you, I just wanted to say that we are very happy that more people are joining our bluezinho, I hope you are hydrating while you work... we appreciate your effort with this new wave of users, keep up the hard work, you guys are amazing! 🤍🫶🏻

hi swifties! follow, RT, and comment to be added 💕🫶🏻

here's a swiftie starter pack i made!! 🫂 •reply + rt to be added go.bsky.app/y89tFu

essa aqui de trumpista, vou entrar na onda e já dar block pra não me incomodar mais tarde já que agora eles tão aqui também

mais uma aqui

block nas gaylors gringas gente

ADIVINHA QUEM TÁ NAS MINHAS NOTIFICAÇÕES DE NOVO KKKKKKK meu pai paulinho me adotou mesmo

os divos aqui também

gente criei a starter pack de swiftie se alguém quiser entrar só comentar aqui, se alguém quiser sair também é só me avisar kkkkkk go.bsky.app/Se2w1fw

Hi American Swifties, welcome to Bluesky, I wanted to share with you a list of blocks in Gaylors and widows of old Taylor relationships that we Brazilians have had for some time, if you are interested in blocking these accounts, I will leave others below 🫶🏻 bsky.app/profile/did:...

gente peço desculpas mas todo swift br que eu tô vendo na skyline tô adicionando no starter pack, não me xinguem caso eu coloque vcs mas vcs não queriam ser colocados 😭🙏🏻

To prove that this is our account and not an impersonator, here are some things that only the real ones would know: - We once sent a false alert about a black Midnights bodysuit in Argentina. - Everyone came in 11th place in Mastermind for a week (now 13th). - We once had a Taylor shaped guitar.

swifties br alguém pra entrar em starter pack de swiftie br pra gnt ter a nossa agr q ta entrando bastante gringo?

gente alguém fez starter pack de swiftie depois que o twitter voltou? vamos fazer uma cm os br agora pra essas gringas seguir também

guys please be aware it’s not them…this account was created as soon Brazilians immigrated to here when we got banned from twitter. It’s for sure a Brazilian who took the @ to get followers

omg i will start bluetar in english now hi swifties gringos, welcome to bluezinho 🫶🏻

here's my swiftie starter pack, reply to be added <3 go.bsky.app/EZrGAn8

I made a swiftie starter pack!! Lemme know if you want to be added 🥹 I just ask that you repost to help circulate! go.bsky.app/GgP7aeJ