parents who let their child stay glued to a screen for an entire meal should be shot. all ipad parents shot on sight. executed. done. you have failed as a parent.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@nixCraft/115797056949027869 happy birthday, mr piss linux himself!

eugen made a mistake givcing me qoute tweets back its over for u "people"

RE: https://tech.lgbt/@abbyfluoroethane/115789721598961742 wow apparently this one made me ableist GROW UP!!!!!

seasonal depression isnt real jus admit u a bich

silence engineer. i am a clocky, horny young woman. i know what i'm saying.

silence engineer. i am a clocky, horny young woman. i know what i'm saying.

technology connections meme ? on my instagram feed ? it's more likely than one would think

i don't get the slop bowl hate. i love a good blob of the vague idea of a burrito.

it's over, luxfer gas cylinders. i have depicted you as the crying wojak and i, hypercomp engineering incorporated as the bricked up chad.

RE: https://tech.lgbt/@abbyfluoroethane/115736396525704972 This puts the current fleet at seven active devices: Enterprise, desktop Endeavor, Framework 13 Discovery, iPad Atlantis, phone Columbia, NAS/VM server Ceres, MacBook Pro Sedna, Mac mini

say hello to the latest addition to my computational fleet, Ceres—a 2015 15" MacBook Pro. she's quite a cromulent laptop :3

oh... oh no.....

fuck my stupid chud life.

most people don't know this, but drinking white monster in an industrial environment without proper ppe (steel toes, safety glasses) can cause spontaneous combustion. stay safe out there folks.

never forget what they stole from us.

never forget what they stole from us.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/115666870184827249 "oh i wonder what openai wants LVs for" _looks inside_ it's just orbital datacenters (these make no sense whatsoever)

today in what played on the work center JBL: * Ninajirachi * Frost Children * Ram Ranch * KSP VAB music * SKAI ISYOURGOD * Chinese National Anthem * Linkin Park * Porter Robinson * Limp Bizkit

call me falcon 9 the way i _erbrbrbrbrbrbrr_

RE: https://tech.lgbt/@abbyfluoroethane/115648134012820856 it is the official stance of blue origin that GS1 is lesbian

call me new glenn the way I uhhhh uhh when i uhhhhhhh,, ouuuugghhhh,,,,,, women.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@eff/115625680106574016 hell yeah.

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I rode a camel through the sinai for them basmati jungle beans. i really do this shit.

your fav rocket is up now 🩵🥀

im still in complete and utter disbelief that we not only launched, but landed the booster on the real first try. https://tech.lgbt/@abbyfluoroethane/115544567078284853

thousands of man hours later, one successful mission to Mars. i'm so unbelievably proud to have worked on this thing. this is my rocket 🩵

thousands of man hours later, one successful mission to Mars. i'm so unbelievably proud to have worked on this thing. this is my rocket 🩵

Seven Up Blue

catppuccin mocha gf catppuccin frappe gf. will they make it ,,,

NASA. Blue Origin. EscaPADE. November 9th. Time to send some shit to Mars!

hey there, Martian spacecraft! i didn't expect to see the payloads I'm helping launch soon on my way home from work. fun new glenn fact: it has the largest usable payload volume of any rocket with a 7m diameter, 72ft tall fairing (yes, i'm as upset about the units as you are)

it’s absolutely insane to think that hardware I’ve built, repaired — hell, even held down whole conversations inside of — is going to space soon.

the netherlands should launch a land invasion of belgium, then steal french nukes and become a violent hermit kingdom

i'm reaching the skill level in beatsaber where it doesn't even feel like i'm the one playing anymore and i'm kinda just watching my arms do their thing and hoping i don't loose

[what] BREAKING: GS2 Reportedly Riding Tail

i will be the first space based fediposter. this is a promise.

you may think the aerospace industry is serious business, but do you have a Lockheed Martin Sikorsky branded lunchbox in your break room fridge full of free Zyn? yeah. didn't think so.

Where can I buy this, chat?

i love fedi. you have two types of content warnings boobs naked boobs exposed genitals photography the first one is some rare species of bird or just actual boobs and the second one you expect to be some joke but no it's also boobs

kuipah 🥀🥀

Amazon Kuiper KF-03 launching from SLC-40 at Cape Canaveral Space Force Station

putting a leash on my pet rock and dragging it through a gravel driveway

friendly reminder that you're probably being fed a manipulative narrative any time you see someone measuring industrial water usage in gallons. it's like measuring your commute in feet instead of miles.

god i love new shepard so much, what a pretty rocket man

me when I poast

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