nee joh, AC Transit heeft de beste stoelen voor de competitieve cuckold 😭😭😭

sadboy sheldon walked so leroy could run

ue. thank u Muni.

im in a polycule with my wife and claude and shes cheating on us with gpt-5.4 codex

they fuckin did it again. welcome home never tell me the odds!!!!

my tv Chinese. my peptides Chinese. my hormones Chinese. my bus announcements Chinese. my dinner Chinese. it's SF dawg it's lit.

I'm building grilled cheese and tomato soup for the agentic era you stupid piece of shit

good morning bay area. i will be a problem today. let's go build a small rocket.

haiiii, i’m abby. i build things that go to space, break things that stay on earth, and occasionally muse on my thoughts. feel free to add me on discord or signal if you want to chat :3 organisms I wholeheartedly endorse: @zackerthescar @polloshormones @fredy @q3w3e3 @LoganTodd @AlisIsConfused […]

i didn't do it 🫣

"you know what? fuck you and your polycule specifically." _blocks instance_

RE: https://tech.lgbt/@abbyfluoroethane/113240494137689875 T+ 1 year, 4 months: mission complete. Time to go to San Francisco, I've got big things in the pipeline :3

This is still just so surreal to see my photos like this. I’ve gotten so much help and advice from people who did this before me, and I cannot thank them enough. But man… to know that they trusted my work so directly is special. I have such a wonderfully strange life ❤️

this is who you're being mean to when u yell at me btw

god i wish there was an easier recipe

RE: https://tech.lgbt/@abbyfluoroethane/115795659005704360 i should post drunk more often

they're saying i have more hype and aura than anyone in history. the best aura, the most hype. it's more beautiful than anyone else in history. they're telling me this, it's true folks.

This morning's wake up call was a good reminder that sometimes we just need to enjoy the good things when they're happening :)

tumblr is the anal of social media. if you don't know how to use it then it hurts. this is not a good thing. kill all tumblr user.

RE: https://tech.lgbt/@abbyfluoroethane/116343219057006171 brb forking glitch and removing quote consent signaling ts is so stupid

[yelling about fedi culture, inneffective feel-good waste of time features that do nothing to actually solve a problem] this is the most 2020 woke ass shit ever. if i really wanted to cyberbully you i'd just screenshot or link dawg, not everything needs oUgHhhhHhh […] [Original post on tech.lgbt]

crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a cleanroom. a cleanroom with COPVs. COPVs make me crazy.

Chibidon for Wear OS beta is now available on GitHub! Install the watch app and companion phone app (used for auth) via sideloading. https://github.com/abbyfluoroethane/chibidon

Meow

Test post drop ln

This is a test post sent from the chibidon for wearOS Mastodon client

RE: https://tech.lgbt/@abbyfluoroethane/116337644734669454 just had to give google naming rights to my funeral to install android studio holy fuck bro

got the dedicated claude code monitor in bed

Artemis II launches from LC-39B at 6:34pm April 1, 2026. Shot ~8mi from the pad. #nasa #space #artemis

RE: https://tech.lgbt/@abbyfluoroethane/116332003548410547 There are four humans on their way to the Moon. Tell everyone you know.

Oh my fucking god we did it

Artemis II launches from LC-39B at 6:34pm April 1, 2026. Shot ~8mi from the pad. #nasa #space #artemis

RE: https://tech.lgbt/@LoganTodd/116320430557819121 if anyone is wondering what frybread and beans is, it's a delicacy of the rez that consists of frybread, beans, and meat, commonly called an indian taco.

silence engineer. i am a clocky, horny young woman. i know what i'm saying.

RE: https://tech.lgbt/@abbyfluoroethane/113240494137689875 a year and a half ago i made a massive leap and started my dream job. the time has come to move on. some thoughts on this impending life change: https://bigaouette.com/blog/contemplations-of-a-future-true-believer/

RE: https://tech.lgbt/@abbyfluoroethane/115789721598961742 wow apparently this one made me ableist GROW UP!!!!!

[subpost] trans people on the internet be normal adjusted people and not actual pedophiles challenge (level: impossible) [FAIL RATE: 98%]

hello chat, i'm back on this account.

parents who let their child stay glued to a screen for an entire meal should be shot. all ipad parents shot on sight. executed. done. you have failed as a parent.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@nixCraft/115797056949027869 happy birthday, mr piss linux himself!

eugen made a mistake givcing me qoute tweets back its over for u "people"

RE: https://tech.lgbt/@abbyfluoroethane/115789721598961742 wow apparently this one made me ableist GROW UP!!!!!

seasonal depression isnt real jus admit u a bich

silence engineer. i am a clocky, horny young woman. i know what i'm saying.

i don't get the slop bowl hate. i love a good blob of the vague idea of a burrito.

it's over, luxfer gas cylinders. i have depicted you as the crying wojak and i, hypercomp engineering incorporated as the bricked up chad.

RE: https://tech.lgbt/@abbyfluoroethane/115736396525704972 This puts the current fleet at seven active devices: Enterprise, desktop Endeavor, Framework 13 Discovery, iPad Atlantis, phone Columbia, NAS/VM server Ceres, MacBook Pro Sedna, Mac mini

say hello to the latest addition to my computational fleet, Ceres—a 2015 15" MacBook Pro. she's quite a cromulent laptop :3

oh... oh no.....