Restaurants are hiding their utensils and napkins again

I enjoy driving my EV past the super long gas line at Costco and waving

Yes maga arguments are incredibly stupid. But to the stupid, they are incredibly brilliant.

Exactly

I bought a switch 2 last week because of the price hike announcement. I haven’t even opened it yet. But at least this time i don’t have to pay $700 for a new switch.

Chief Justice Roberts says the court isn't political. This week, six justices "read" 107 pages of legal briefing in 38 minutes and let Alabama gerrymander its congressional map mid-election. The stopwatch says otherwise.

One big flaw is fox news programmed its viewers to believe of they didn’t have to pay any taxes they’d all be living like millionaires. It’s easy to exploit the complete lack of education of a generation of morons.

Anyone else looking forward to paying their parents’ medical bills after the midterms?

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The notion that it is “expensive” means it is, in fact, FOR SALE

A group of pimped out foreigners stopped to do a tiktok or whatever video before getting in their uber. All i could think was “dude it’s phoenix…what ghetto trash club are you hitting up tonight that merits a video shout out?”

I dont think the $1.7B fund is for his jan6 mafia. I think its a slush fund for arming his most violent supporters so they can stock up on munitions and supplies for the violent revolt they will unleash likely much sooner than they originally anticipated.

Listen to the NYT podcast about the huntavirus and you will understand how the WHO is ONCE AGAIN, is fcking this up.

If the president talks like you and you never graduated college, there’s a good chance he never graduated either and thats one of those jobs where an education means a lot.

They will put up a “whites only” sign and still claim they aren’t racist. Fck these people

Problem either inflation in America is prices RARELY go down. Even if supply goes up and costs go down, the retail price stays the same because in the end shareholders want to maximize profit and no one in this country is going to stop them.

Work: “hey enjoy your pay raise” Republicans: “ill take that money, bitch”

This is amazing - @kevinolearytv 🤡 is fearmongering about Chinese agents opposing his giant Utah data center… but it’s 2 young local girls in Utah who hilariously call him (and his “dumbass hat”) out👇🏽 Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DYU074V...

So the administration that loves using tariffs for literally no reason has the opportunity to allow chinese cars and impose a legit large tariff to discourage people from buying those cars, literally the whole point of a tariff, yet they don’t. It shows they work for the billionaire auto makers.

Hey Tahoe, sure would be a shame if something were to happen to that data center 🤷‍♂️

Sure would be nice to have a woman show host on prime time for a change. I nominate Iliza Shlesinger.

Politicians say they have “national security concerns.” In fact, Chinese cars are better and cheaper, and American corporations know they can’t survive market competition. www.currentaffairs.org/news/why-the...

I love this

Them: “There’s not a racist bone in my body!” Me: “Is racism a deal-breaker?” Them “….” Me: “That’s what I thought.”

I know right? Its not like he has any federal convictions to run from…

Do the voters that wanted to vote for kamala but felt so financially desperate they decided to vote for trump now see how dipshit literally said anything he needed to say to stay out of prison…because that’s literally what was waiting for him if he didn’t win….

Until they realize its full of PoC then suddenly “let’s just make it a territory like Puerto Rico”

When the apocalypse comes, the data centers will burn first, right before billionaires’ homes, yachts, and planes.

The level of financial desperation I am seeing lately is alarming.

Nice when intelligent celebrities speak out against republicans, republicans claim celebrities should keep their mouths shut but when someone like Rob Schneider or Kid Rock comes to bat with a hockey stick they some how think its makes them look good.

Wow so people are willing to emigrate to another country for a better life. Where have I heard of that before?

I was floored when it tried pawing at the cats on the screen, thinking they were real.😂

The mirage knew that gold paint does not reflect sunlight the same color as actual gold leaf so they coated their windows in actual gold leaf. Compare those windows against trump’s dumb statue and you see how incredibly cheap he is by painting a stupid statue in gold paint.

Peer pressuring customers to tip more than the well established rate of 15% only proves you know you aren’t paying your employees as much as you should.

Going high when they go low ISN’T GETTING US ANYWHERE

Would be a shame if someone were vandalize trump golden statue by painting clown makeup on his face. To get it off they would have to use a chemical like acetone to remove the paint and it would likely expose the fact that it’s just painted gold and not covered in gold leaf like he claims.

Ummm…

WHO 2026: “nothing to worry about” WHO 2020: “no way in hell is Covid airborne”

Looks like its a good time to invest in oil shares.

The best quote proving rich people know they don’t have to follow any rules because they can always buy their way out. In any state, a fine should be based on the severity of the crime AND the person’s annual income. The fine doesn’t deter anything if it doesn’t heavily impact the offender.

Sure is nice of Mother Nature to throw us another deadly virus during another trump administration. Like couldn’t you spread it during a democratic administration with adults in charge? Thoughts and prayers aren’t going to save us.

Villains get vilified

Cat cam

He probably had it coming nextdoor.com/p/knN4DWnJzr...

Yah that sounds about right

I told my shark robot vacuum to vacuum all but one room and it gave me the robot finger and vacuumed that room anyway.

Much worse