i’m still detoxing right now but if you have my discord feel free to reach out

i’m still detoxing right now but if you have my discord feel free to reach out

fun fact: cats purr at a frequency that has been shown to aid in the healing of broken bones and other wounds. fun fact: the most powerful healer in xenoblade is suspiciously feline. i wonder what's up with that

i am sorry for exposing you to sleep deprived and possibly unmedicated snakey. i will be taking a break for a while. thank you for your nice comments on my comic. i really mean it, i worked on that thing for like a month

i am simply not angry enough to be on this fucking webbed site. i am as radicalized as a hideously inbred pug that goes outside in the summer heat and immediately stops breathing and dies

fun fact: cats purr at a frequency that has been shown to aid in the healing of broken bones and other wounds. fun fact: the most powerful healer in xenoblade is suspiciously feline. i wonder what's up with that

yeah i feel better now it is my fault for doomscrolling at 5am

my advice for the younguns today is don't chew on ice cubes ESPECIALLY if you have a dental filling that shit will break it

i am more or less done with my art piece but idk when i'll post it because i really really need to stay away from socmed for a while, it's starting to fuck with my head... i'm sorry :(

i need more one-on-one discord buddies i really can't stand being on here anymore

i am obsessed with them btw

i gotta play more pre awakening fire emblems or else the fandom will point and laugh at me

also what is with the 3h hate??? i know it's over represented but i really like that game??? did everyone always hate it

tomodachi life BETTER let me make painstakingly accurate recreations of my blorbos like in miitopia i swear to fucking god

i'm goin (yes i'm) goin i'm a goin to the goin to the (long) bacon i'm goin really goin to the goin (long) i'm goin to the (long) oh yes i'm goin to the long bacon store

please someone draw the megamind no bitches meme with mega malamar please i am at work

i'm amassing a huge collection of silly vintage music that plays in the background of old timey commercials and spongebob episodes and stuff. i call it my shenanigans music. idk what i'm going to use it for but i just have a whole folder for it on my computer

i mention a niche piece of media once and i summon all 12 of its fans and i don't have the heart to tell them i probably won't mention it again

i'm going to restrict dms tomorrow so if you are following me and you still want to see my spicy yuri now's your last chance

i think one of my favorite compliments i've gotten on my art is that the expressions reminded someone of lackadaisy lol

can we get my dog one thousand views www.youtube.com/shorts/Ojk2i...

Taion with cornrows. 🤗

melia's hair swirlies like if u agree

writing comics is so hard i need yall to encourage me. give me your feel good energy pls. my silly melnia sitcom lives rent free in my head and i'm just holding it there and it wants to be free. i want to vomit it out on paper so bad

i can't believe mio is in the game split fiction

#Deltarune #NoelleHoliday

i own a sweater that just says "CIDER & DONUTS" in big letters and today i found fucking cider donut scented body wash at the store and i bought it because i don't know??? i'm going to make cider donuts my entire personality this fall i've decided. they say i'm a ciderpilled donutmaxxer

there are many people here i would love to be friends with but i can't follow them because they keep posting about things my therapist doesn't want me to look at and it feels like romeo and juliet

i'm really attached to sneremy i'm making up so much useless lore about him. i'm incorporating him into my next arg for sure

watching clips of random british sitcoms i've never heard of for inspiration rn i'm kind of hooked

Mega Hawlucha #pokemon

hawlucha has always been peak pokemon design to me i fuckin love that guy

my car finally crapped out on me. my ancient joe biden of a toyota with every disease

did you guys know that in the song hey jude there's a part you can very faintly hear paul mccartney say "fuckin hell" because he messed up on the piano and they kept it in the official recording. i think about it a lot

i just tried dijon mustard for the first time i put a bit on my finger and just ate it and i was not prepared for the experience i had

"i dont want to join a discord is there still a way to see the image" -> i will try to find a way to share it with those who don't have/don't want to use discord. just let me know in your dm or comment :) snakeycake.straw.page

while i did have fun drawing my smut and i didn't expect so many nice comments on it, i don't plan on doing it again. maybe someday i will consider making an alt but i want to maintain my pg-13 image at least for now

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when i'm done with work today i'm going to release the kraken

the drawings take a couple days to reach my inbox so i hope whoever drew this found what they were looking for. it made me laugh so thank you

got a cast iron skillet recently and i am a true believer now

wow wow thank you @errantsquam.heckingsne.cc i love this

i've hired an exorcist to come deal with sneremy's ghost in a few days. in the meantime i have given him music to drown out the voices. he is a big taylor swift fan snakeycake.straw.page

all i'm saying is if this whole experience doesn't make me the goddamn ceo of melnia then nothing will

"Hi Sneremy. I heard from yonder that I heard you are hearing voices. Are you ok?" -> thank you for checking up on sneremy. the voices are quieting down. i am hoping he gets a good nights rest. snakeycake.straw.page

i won't give out the password to anonymous strawpage askers but i will say some of you are on the right track

some people have used my pinned post to find clues on where the naughty yuri is. i would never use my wholesome childhood disney reference for that purpose. let me update that real quick... 😌

you know i don't back down from a yuri promise. i've done it and it's out there somewhere. from an artistic standpoint, i'm quite pleased with it. it's too bad you'll never find it unless you dm me the Secret Password. a real shame. wHEee hee hee hee hee hee he!!!! gods peed