Turns out she was actually talking about her white blood cell count.

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The best part about going on a week long vacation is trying to catch up to the week of missed work, and the consequent stress levels that end up higher than before vacation. Yay!

Flying through Dublin at 5am so I guess that means Guinness for breakfast?

Would.

Setting aside that focus groups are stupid, ROFLMAO at how shit Vance is polling.

Straight up been watching dog and cat TikToks for like 2 hours and yknow what this has been a great Friday night.

Strange that Florida, Texas, Tennessee, and who knows how many other states can ram through legislation to change voting districts without any voter input, but a majority decided vote by the people of Virginia gets thrown out. It’s essential to fight these GOP rodent fuckers to the end.

See now THIS is what Rubio should have given the Pope.

Heck of a way to fire your Director of the FBI, but I guess Donny’s gotta make himself the victim somehow?

Lol what the actual fuck is the point of sending everyone to the box. #flyers #pens

Undisputedly one of the best decisions of my life was to take a random afternoon off of research to go to the dog pound “just to see who might be there”.

One of the joys of European business partners is international travel, while one of the horrors is 50 new emails before 8am.

Curiouser and curiouser #kalshi #Venezuela

The bees, they love the flesh. Out of the eater came forth meat, and out of the strong came forth sweet.

What a game what a season let’s go flyers!

My goodness this is just incredible.

apple.news/AdLEU65r-RhW... Purdue coaches rubbing their hands and licking their lips at the thought of landing a new Very Large Galoot for Boilermakers.

$13 for a fuckin watermelon? This is guillotine territory yall.

Epic choke job by the Most Hated Team in America. Good riddance, chumps.

Hahahaha fuck Duke and all its fans love to see it.

At Indiana Univeristy they had literal snipers on the rooftops during peaceful protests so…..

Sorry poors, we’ve got brown people across the ocean to kill and US soldiers to needlessly sacrifice in a bullshit claim of national safety. Now ‘scuse us while we go masturbate with the American flag and have a martini made of migrant tears.

Chuck Norris didn’t die, he went to kick ghosts asses in the afterlife.

Guys did you you know need an ID if you want to take a poopoo in a toilet? You gotta scan it or else you mess your pants. EVERY American knows that.

Prediction: Democrats annihilate GOP in the midterms in both House and Senate; Trump is impeached but 25th’d by his Cabinet before Senate proceedings by next April.

Attacking Iran is quite literally the result of an Administration full of incels, internet trolls, and failsons being raised on a diet of Call of Duty and 4chan.

Trans folks are people that deserve the same rights and treatment as everyone else and anyone that says otherwise can fuck off into the Grand Canyon head first.

About to start some serious drama by eating this entire box of Girl Scout Cookies my wife brought home as she’s fallen asleep on the couch.

Go Birds baby.

This is far from a setback. This is targeted harassment of a renown drug development company by a belligerent Administration engaging in pseudoscience and misinformation. Moderna should sue the shit out of RFK.

Chiefs and Patriots embarrassed in B2B super bowls by Bird Teams fucking rocks.

Eagles were far more entertaining as a Super Bowl Bird.

lol at the Redfin commercial of white people being assholes til they need help.

Im sorry little parakeet but there is a new, better Let The Bodies Hit the Floor remix out www.facebook.com/reel/7126188...

Not to brag but our Dracaena fragrans has bloomed and it looks and smells wondeful #gardening

Fuck yeah the French are going to nail that weird bastard to the wall

So the Trump Kennedy Center lasted what, like a generous 6 Scaramuccis?

I for one am thrilled that the Tourist State of Florida is now a great place to get a tan AND polio.

Remember folks, if you’re punching down on Greg Bovino tonight, you’re gunna need to punch way, way down. Maybe start from a squat?

The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.” That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.

I’ve seen enough. The Seattle Seahawks are the 2025 NFL Super Bowl Champions.

Have not commented on ICE murdering Alex Pretti because it’s a bit too raw and enraging. I’m thrilled to see the immediate and galvanizing response. There’s more of us than there are of them and they can’t kill us all. They’ve already lost and they fucking know it.

Makes a ton of sense the two most useless and replaceable positions on an NFL team are more often than not Republicans

Ruin a band name by changing a letter: Soy Division The betacucks of post-punk

A very happy Rest In Piss to Scott Adams.

Yet another reason to impeach Trump and his entire cabinet of criminals.

My 3YO has discovered transitive word comedy and is now loudly declaring he will “flush his hands” and “wash the toilet”.

Oh Jesus fucking Christ the President of the United States is too stupid to know what the Mercator projection is.