I can’t get enough of the Pillsbury dough boy. We in Portland feel much better knowing you are saving us from, Where the fuck are the Epstein files?!

I love that PBS and NPR are metaphorically giving the finger to Dtump. They are killing it! Donations must be pouring in.

Does anyone have any pics of Birds of Paradise? I adored my humongous bush in California. Haven’t seen any since I moved to Oregon 😢

I watched this tonight. When I was younger Robert Plants voice literally made my nipples hard. It so awesome that they still do!!

I’m really fed up with being considered antisemitic for being outraged by the incessant killing and starvation imposed by the Israeli government on Palestinian civilians. Enough already!

I love you NPR. Go get his ass!

A tribute to the horses of war

I never imagined saying this but, I fucking love Harvard!!

Gee, thanks, not my president Dtrump

As much as I hate their leader, these girls are pretty cool.

Trump vs Obama for a third term? It’s wrong but Obama would kick his ass so hard it would come out of his little mushroom.

I heard that Elon and his creepy family have moved into the White House. WTF? I’m sure it’s rent free since he’s such a greedy little shit. 😵‍💫

Sorry, but I don’t have time to change the world right now. I’m having to work 70 hours a week to make ends meet. And then I just want to hang out with my cat.

Today is National Hug Day. I plan on hugging a lot of trees.

I flip off every Tesla driver I see. It’s the least I can do. The very least.

On the bright side, at least Trump’s annoying children aren’t front and center like last time. Yeah, I’m talking about you Baron!

Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public. He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit. Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

The censorship algorithm on Twitter reduced our audience by roughly 95%, and seriously, who does that to a wildlife biology & advocacy group ? So we moved 😇 over here to BlueSky If you could, please help us regain our following Follow Retweet and Repeat ;-) Together we can change the world.

How many republicans in the last, say, fifty years, have gone on to do something good for anyone that was not in their own self interest? Biden awards Michael J Fox. Trump? Rush Limbaugh.

Me trying to take a nap

Favorite joke? I’ll start: David Krumholtz dressed as an elderly woman, says, “I’ve only seen 2 penises in my entire life. One was my husband’s. The other was my gynecologist’s.” Did an actual spit take on that one!