I'm talking not just to myself but to every brunette woman in New York City right now: we're just not gonna be able to pull off Rama Duwaji's haircut, I'm sorry, we need to accept that now, don't do it.

When one partner is terminally online and the other thinks maybe they’re going crazy

I do think it's funny that people outside of New York who are mad about Mamdani being ~ a socialist ~ think we just don't know...what a Democratic Socialist? Is?

My mom called to chat and wanted to say so many incredulous things about Zohran but bless her, she merely just made a few passive aggressive comments and moved on.

Libbing out for the next fucking week, I NEED this!!

Honest to God, if I had only known this fact going into election day, I would’ve picked Mamdani on that alone.

She did evolve into a more proper sunflower, but I’ll always cherish this iteration of her

Obsessed with this ridiculously sassy sunflower I accidentally painted tonight

What do you think they’re talking about?

BBgirl Zohran, you need to sleep!!

Jail sentences for people who own brownstones but give out tootsie rolls.

Is it better or is it worse than the Nazis are just being Nazis now instead of pretending not to be?

My kid’s school is collecting gift cards for people who are going to lose SNAP benefits, which feels like the sign of a healthy society.

Voted early because she ✨ had ✨ to get the Brooklyn Bridge sticker!!

Me: “Hi, I’m looking for an ADHD/Autism assessment!” Anyone who does that: “Hi, that’ll be $5000!”

Lol oh good, this makes me feel like I will be waking up in a cold sweat to find that Cuomo has, indeed, won.

Went to a wedding in West Virginia that was, by all means very lovely, except for the father/daughter combo who upon learning my family and I were from New York, started going in on us about Mamdani. The woman even put a napkin over her face as a hijab and I—-

The two genders

I just need everyone in Hollywood to go back to their old faces.

Are we supposed to like…have a Congress or something? Or is that just? Not a thing anymore?

Painted some figs and they’re a little silly from a shape and perspective vibe, but I love them anyway.

Looking into whether or not I have ADHD is really a “damn bitch, you live like this?” moment for me.

The thing is...it's way easier to just NOT have a Nazi tattoo, ya know?

We didn’t make it to any of the “No Kings” marches this weekend but we DID make it out for the New York City Disability Pride parade to show support for District 75, so that’s worth sharing, I think!

Can’t recall who said it but, paraphrased: “The people we want to see mobilized are the people who think they can talk their way out of speeding tickets”

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Obsessed with Curtis Sliwa and how much he hates Andrew Cuomo.

“A Little Life” is an objectively bad book, sorry to all the New York City girlies who’s lives were changed by its BRUTALITY!! (Sorry to @kerminatrix.bsky.social who has now seen this in two iterations)

Some art for you as I lay in the airplane where I’ve landed a row to myself from LAX to JFK

Sigh. Am I going to become one of those New Yorkers who’s obsessed with LA?

This is a great conversation for people who aren’t a part of the disability community. And for people who are!

Los Angeles and New York are the all black beach house and pink/purple beach house meme, that’s their relationship.

Welcome to the airport, where over the course of 2.5 hours, I’ve somehow already spent around $250?

Owls are “cat but bird.”

Love living in this hellscape country where I get to explain how important it is to remain “completely quiet” to my five year old during a lockdown at school.

I'm sorry, I'm gonna need to process the A-5 in "Golden" from KPop Demon Hunters the rest of the day.

Forget your astrological sign, I wanna know which art museum you’d donate a million dollar trust fund to if you were a Gilded Age robber baron.

One thing they don't warn you about when you become a parent is like...what do you do when your kid gets really into "Cossack Dances?"

Painted some silly little tomatoes last night instead of doomscrolling and inundating myself with despair and 10/10, highly recommend.

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky

So we all just get to move on after half the population was ready to declare war or already did on the other half? Is that right?

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And tomorrow is 9/11? Is 38 too old to start smoking because I feel—-

Do your mental health a favor and turn this on for today. You really don't want to watch this. It is awful.

Walked behind a male model smoking a real cigarette on my way back home from the gym like I was in classic 90s New York City babyyy.

Just saw a Weight Watchers ad for menopausal women that included “access to GLP-1”s and I just…what are we doing here, folks?

Screaming, crying, etc etc

Happy Monday, I just sneezed my glasses off my face.

Also New York is a GREAT EXAMPLE of a place positioned as ~ communist socialist blue to the core ~ politically and is actually not that progressive! Rich people use politics to dictate their desires here and it makes the city…a pretty obvious place for Donald Trump to come out of!

Lol omg he's gonna do it, isn't he