It was meta commentary, actually!

Not what meant but that‘s okay

Not me catching strays!

The phrase disaster bi feels like it was created for me

Charley had a baby. The little junior is thriving. And also very cute.

"Yesss… To the garden center!!"

That‘s the extent of my plan right now to be honest

What if. Garden

// Hey besties, I‘m dipping my toes into Zelda RP let‘s see how this goes Give this guy a follow if you want 🥰 bsky.app/profile/oath...

I have so many connections in the world of law, organized crime, healthcare, prison system and art, among other things My life is very weird

I put a bouquet of sunflowers in the office. They‘ve been drawing attention all day!

"I‘m just being silly~"

"I‘m not trying to! I‘m being very unhelpful."

"I get it, though! You‘re dreamy~"

Old ladies love this guy!

"Love you tooo~"

"Just tell them you helped with your daughter’s project! People always eat that up, I got experience."

“Sounds like you sat in some of Trucy‘s stage decorations! Hopefully you didn‘t break anything…“

Most of the time Miles calls me Phoenix nowadays but when he's exasperated or annoyed with me he calls me Wright and I think that's pretty funny

Made it to the office just fine then suddenly got a migraine so bad I thought I was having a stroke, yay. Popped the pills and darkened up the place, now we wait. Sigh

// I‘m going to lose my mind LEAVE ME ALONE

"Wright has a saviour complex" yeah no shit, I defended a kid I'd met the same day knowing full well they would execute me if he was found guilty, your observation is not that remarkable buddy My therapist told me to look up the story of Atlas once and that's about all you need to know about that

// god these random empty accounts liking random posts pmo

// oh cool bluesky thanks for crashing midway through my post

Good day friends, guess who got appendicitis in the middle of court and is now going into surgery

// why are some notifications just not showing up in my tab :c

// Gave my boy a new avatar 🥰 sinlizards.tumblr.com/post/6866989...

I have dropped literally everything I held in my hands today and I just want to explode now

// I think I might switch back to Phoenix again later

"It‘s a yes or no question!"

Can you build up an immunity to poison

Babysitter fell through so I guess it‘s Bring your Trucy to Work Day

My head hurts like hell. Think I‘n staying home tonight. Feel like staying with my little girl anyway.

I currently sustain myself pretty much solely on coffee and I'm starting to get what Godot felt like now

Feel free, please. You can find me at the Borscht Bowl Club most nights.

If you're wondering whether I'm cheating, I'm not. I suppose I just got pretty good at bluffing over the years.

Never lost a game. There is money to be made when that‘s the challenge.

Well, the stories are true, I fear. I was disbarred for using forged evidence in court. And now I play poker for a living.

I take it you‘re not up to speed on my situation. That‘s honestly kinda refreshing.

Just a job at a very shady business, no biggie

Naah they don't like me there either And the people here are allergic to cops in general

I feel like I should get a bonus every time a client punches me cause they're a sore loser

Kris is pissed at me and he's punishing me with silence, this is gonna be a long night

My hair's grown so long but I can't be bothered to cut it

Never occurred to me that being a single dad is what the ladies are into

Met the new neighbor today, she immediately shared her edibles with me. I like her

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It's funny, I think waking up next to someone is supposed to make you feel something. But I just feel empty.

I did not get any sleep last night ✌️

Aw man, the toast is moldy…