“Oops! Ugh, dropped a bullet!” 😖 “Man, I can’t see anything down there! Is this… my overwhelming girl power?!” 🤩💖 “*squeal* Oh, this is great! I have to show Ram! Wait, would that be weird?” ❓🌹 “No! No hesitation! Hesitation is the enemy of girl power! Off I go!” 💖🌸💐

昨日ゴスの日だったらしい

My half of an art trade with @catminion.bsky.social !

“A relaxing night with nothing to do… So romantic! Don’t you think?” 💖❗️ “But don’t worry! When Elphelt Valentine is around, things just get more romantic, AND it’s high octane heavy metal 24/7! No boredom, just matrimony and metal Let’s rock!” 🎸❤️

Comm! 2B, with huge, artificially perky tits in an Edwardian dress. #grindart

“Waaah! I’m up!” 😵‍💫‼️ “Good morning everyone!! Elphelt Valentine, ready to make your morning better with a squeaky serenade!” ✨🎵 “Huh?! It’s not the morning? I overslept all my responsibilities!!” 💫 *Elphelt runs off, the scramble in her motion making for a cocophany of rubber squeaks. She trips.*

Fact that you still can’t send images here is wild. What, is the team too busy implementing AI and blocking trans women to have the most basic of basic features? What do you mean “yes”?

Working sucks. I’d rather just be a silly rubber girl. But I gotta support myself or whatever. Shame, a real shame.

“Zzzz… I am… Elphelt Valentine… thank you for… coming…” *Elphelt is asleep. By how deep she is, it’s easy to imagine she’s been out for a few hours now.* “Zzz… You may now… kiss the bride…” *Her snores comes with the creak of rubber. One wonders if she slept through any major responsibilities…*

This is very fun

"Anyone feel like helping a girl out? I'll be a good wife!" 💖💍 "Hm? Did I say wife? No, silly! This is a show flier! Nothing else!" 🌹🎙️ "Don't think about it so hard! Proceeds from my show go to bush dogs everywhere! Just follow your heart... and sign here!" 📝💍

“How am I possibly meant to sell out a stadium if no one will accept these marriage certifi— SHOW FLIERS! These show fliers!” 💍🎤 “Humph! I’ll just kick up my girl power another ten percent!” *squeak!* 💖

“In love and music, the more explosive the better!” “I’ve had the absolute pleasure of taking the form of a wonderfully squeaky Elphelt Valentine to test the uncharted waters of rubber romance!” “Though, I wonder how I’ll possibly perform if my mic picks up all this squeaking… hehe.” 🩷

Daring to listen to S3RL and turning into a scene girl on the spot… no worries, just RAWR X3, hairspray, and razor phones…

Super Ghosts ‘N Goblins is one of the best games of all time because it’s one of the only of its era to include TG/TF

Might do… Elphelt.

It is often presented that the Collective Payment the fandom provides through buying merch/watching creates a larger "responsibility". You wouldn't be successful without the fandom, after all. This is psychotic. All you were owed is the plushie you bought and the DVD you ordered. Nothing more.

There is a mindworm that infects a specific kind of emotionally stunted person where they think enjoying something entered the creator into a faustian bargain with the Collective Fandom to "give the fans what they deserve". I fundamentally do not understand this insane belief. There is no contract.

Creatives don't owe you shit. They fundamentally do not owe you shit. They made something. You saw it. There was never any responsibility involved. They don't owe you a "better version" of the work. They don't owe you "less problematic writing". They don't owe you more episodes. You deserve nothing.

If I’m to do a formlock with VR chat, I suspect hands will be needed… but I haven’t a headset either. Gotta make do, I suppose.

I’ve got this disease that transforms me if I’m in another country. I went to Japan and got stuck as a gyaru gal. Went to Russia and was this glamorous, fur clad beauty. America? Total. Bimbo. Wouldn’t recommend anyone with my affliction go to Ireland. Shortstack leprechaun. Not easy.

Fuck any Arc Sys girl actually. Banger designs all around.

Sometimes I feel like I seem off putting Wonder if it’s how I word and format things. Probably that. Or it’s in my head. Probably that.

Mmm… Noel Vermillion formlock… 🤤

Wonder if I should do a pinned

I suppose I do come off as strange. A silly little guy. Just a wee bit of a fucking freak. Marketable in nature.

VRchat seems weird to figure out

/Warning, light mode Huh?

Blazblue has some great designs for TFs. Hit them with that beam that turns you into Rachel Alucard

I have like no clue what I’m doing lol