Argon Dreamcast Evangelion
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"Youโre good at posting. I just hate what you post." -A man named Roger
My most millenial desire is a reboot of Nick Arcade with modern technology. Shit would go so hard and no one can tell me otherwise
about 20 hours ago
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Banned from the club after the bouncer caught me trying to smuggle in several dozen crows. I'm sorry but the DJ was being very misleading by playing Murder on the Dancefloor
1 day ago
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The leadership titles in the KKK are the goofiest shit. Like bro what do you mean you're the Crunchwrap Supreme?
1 day ago
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Cooking Tip: When I say I'm adding a certain ingredient for "depth of flavor" please understand that I have no idea what I'm doing and those are just words I heard on Chopped
1 day ago
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I may or may not have gotten drunk and made breakfast sandwiches after I got home from the bar last night...
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1 day ago
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I normally use TaxSlayer to file every year. But this year I wanted something heavier so I filed with TaxCannibalCorpse. Just got my refund and I_ *immediately cums blood*
1 day ago
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Huge News: Hamburger Burgers
2 days ago
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Dr. House? Um, it's called a hospital you fucking moron
2 days ago
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๐ต All around me Are familiar faces Worn out places Wacky Races ๐ต
2 days ago
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Watching teenagers see how far they can rush into the Scientology building:
3 days ago
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Saying that I'm robbing people at knifepoint has such a negative connotation to it. I prefer to say that I'm holding a fund razor
3 days ago
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[nervous about meeting a famous Soviet cosmonaut for the first time] So, is there a...Yaoi Gagarin?
5 days ago
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Every shitty bar has a female bartender who is astonishingly good at chalk art and I will not be taking questions at this time
6 days ago
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Despite normally seeing next to zero pro wrestling content on TikTok, outside of some classic '90s stuff here and there, I woke up today and my FYP is just 80%...Danhausen? I'm not upset. He seems whimsical
6 days ago
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If you'd have told me in the '90s when I first started getting into shooters that Fortnite was gonna be a thing that was like this I'd have called you out on some serious "my dad works at Nintendo" ass bullshit
7 days ago
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Looking at the screen while you restart a T-Mobile phone:
8 days ago
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Love the Mega Max X series because they only made it to the second game before they started scraping the bottom of the barrel for animals and went, "Uhhhh, sea cucumber with lighting powers?"
8 days ago
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The running joke at my friends' wedding that I officiated yesterday was that the bride requested a cake with "pink flowers and swirls" and this is what she got (yes the bakery fully refunded everything)
8 days ago
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Wedding Officiant Update: Everyone said I was fun and did a great job. Also speedran that entire ceremony in like ten minutes. Thinking of submitting that run to
@gamesdonequick.com
9 days ago
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Officiating a wedding for the first time in half an hour! I'm so beyond nervous. Wish me luck, friends!
9 days ago
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Friend: "What's your favorite needle drop in a movie?" Me: "Probably the adrenaline shot scene in Pulp Fiction" Friend: "Why are you like this?"
10 days ago
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They should make a video game based on this new Street Fighter movie like they did with the first one just as a bit
10 days ago
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It is my birthday. Lavish me with praise and adoration for washing my hair
11 days ago
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A Midwestern propaganda campaign is called a psy ope
11 days ago
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After watching the trailer, I've convinced myself there will totally be an unmistakable EVO Moment 37 reference in the Street Fighter movie
11 days ago
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If I had a nickel for every television series that's a hyper violent satire of superhero media that's actively airing new episodes with a current plot line focused on a virus that's specifically near 100% lethal to specific superheroes, I'd have two nickels...
11 days ago
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Actually, it's the band as a whole that's called Jamiroquai. The singer is Jamiroquai's Monster
12 days ago
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Society started going downhill when dudes quit editing together montage videos of Vegeta kicking ass to Linkin Park. What the fuck happened to culture?
13 days ago
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Me: "I wanna talk about inflation" Friend: "Oh, I didn't know you were interested in economics" Me: "Economics?" *closes rule34 site*
13 days ago
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My TikTok fyp has suddenly become very focused on Chicago lately and all the comments are just exclusively people arguing about hot dogs
13 days ago
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I just made myself a steak, I have a surprise day off tomorrow, it's warm enough out that I don't need a hoodie to smoke even at 3am. Man, if my brain made the right chemicals I'd be a fucking Super Saiyan right now
14 days ago
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"I've got a bone to pick with the first last call and the rising sun" is, unfortunately, the most relatable lyrics any band has ever put to page
14 days ago
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Sexual orientation is actually pretty simple to understand. Gay is when you have a favorite Yeah Yeah Yeahs song. Straight is when you have a favorite Yeah Yeah Yeahs dubstep remix
14 days ago
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"Hello, local radio station? I'd like to request a song by Regular Guy Posse"
15 days ago
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Me: "Nothing too wild this weekend. Just a few casual beers with the guys" The Guys:
15 days ago
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"Into your spirit I commit my hands" -Me, fisting a ghost
15 days ago
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Critter Vision on the TV in a bar called the Raccoon Motel. Channeling big
@skybilz.bsky.social
energy right now
16 days ago
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Pizza Places: "Before you order your pizzas, would you first like to order a cheese pizza to start with?" Me: "What? No. That's insane" Pizza Places: "What if we remove all the sauce and put a little bit of it into one impossibly small cup?" Me: "Oh, yes please ๐"
16 days ago
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Her: "Do you have protection?" Me:
16 days ago
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[teeing up on the last hole for Eric's bachelor party golf outing while Josh plays Brand New on his bluetooth speaker] Brent: "Is this 18?" Me: "That's what Jesse Lacey should've been asking"
16 days ago
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๐ต I bought a pitcher I'm comin' with you Beer, Maria? Count me in! ๐ต
17 days ago
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Ladies, stop pandering to the male gaze, and start pandering to the male gays. They're so much cooler than us straight ones
17 days ago
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My entire life is the constant back and forth of finding out the things I think are weird personality quirks that only I do are totally common and normal, and the things I think are normal are autism
17 days ago
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Two of my favorite Deadlock characters
18 days ago
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Spiritually, I am Shit the Clown
18 days ago
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion
La Femme Fatali
over 1 year ago
My massage therapist: what areas do you want me to focus on today? Me: My neck, my back... *intense eye contact*
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"Hey Brian, what's a succinct visual representation of the area you live in?"
18 days ago
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Enter Sha'Carri
18 days ago
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I love karaoke night
19 days ago
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Me: "Do people still give swirlies?" Bartender: "My kids used to get 'em all the time" Me: "Jesus, you gotta teach those kids to throw a punch, Margie" Bartender: "Oh, I was the one giving them to 'em"
19 days ago
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