Tostones and cilantro lime sauce

And who creates the smokeshop art

He finally let me put juicy drop pop juice on it :3

My older sister is married, has a big girl job, and always sends me pictures of her and my nephew. in return these are the texts she receives from me

Bowling be like

Guava pastelitos 🩷

First attempt at coconut rice pudding. Pretty tasty but more improvements to come 🍚

u put one little toe in ur mouth and suddenly ur the bad guy

why are they always gripping my burger hard as hell 😭

Lisa Kudrow as Valerie Cherish as Mary Todd Lincoln in Oh, Mary!

Calling ur girl Valerie the way I Cherish her fr

Taking pics of Valerie Cherish like I’m on the comeback

As a child I was treating the pantry at my middle class friends’ houses like the criterion closet

Me when I think about it

Well, I got it!

You’ll be at ur lowest and the gay guy receptionist at work goes “you look like Harry Potter today”

Bitches know they can’t catch me (clang clang) cute sexy and my ride trolley (clang clang)

Eating an edible and accidentally still being high the next day feels like being diagnosed with Chronic Matthew McConaughey Syndrome

Must feel good as fuck to be a squirrel and find something like this

Boss just pulled me into his office to privately ask me if I’m dyslexic bc I keep getting phone numbers wrong by a single digit

Married ppl being like “oh I’m so glad I don’t live w a roommate” baby he’s right behind u

British Azealia Banks: I was in the chew one chew

gaga never left actually, y'all just lack taste

Some really big things happening in my life lately