i made another one :3

Hehe

I didn’t think it was possible to have the problem of going to bed too early, and daylight savings time made it worse

Tonight’s one’a those nights where I’ve had enough whiskey and foreign herb to… idk do something I guess

Already emptied this in 4 days. Hidden Valley packets hit different

Love it when you can see a gainer’s pics and catch a glimpse of the former skinny person beneath, wether it’s the lighting or angle just 🧑‍🍳 💋

He’s dark and brooding, but still loves a good belly rub

He’s dark and brooding, but still loves a good belly rub

She said “Hotels are cheap and there's one down the street" but OH don't you threaten ME with a good time…

Basically, it’s a big sock

Basically, it’s a big sock

She’s full of soul, yum!

She’s full of soul, yum!

Made a character for spooky month. AN ITALIAN AMERICAN 👻 🎃

Made a character for spooky month. AN ITALIAN AMERICAN 👻 🎃

Found out my conservative, MAGA-podcast loving coworker listens to Gorillaz a few weeks ago, assumed he meant their older stuff. Said he liked Humanz and digs The Happy Dictator and I’m just like

gotta enjoy warm sunny days while you still can! well, the cities i've reduced to rubble beneath me can't but, well, priorities. 🎨 @redphlannel.bsky.social

Fat cat girls are full of many pleasant sounds. *Glorp!*

Jax can pout all he wants but it’s obvious he enjoys it

Kilograms are a superior weight measurement, but solely cause I have to look up the conversion to pounds, and 250kgs becomes like 500+ pounds and I’m like “WOAH NUMBER BIG, THEM BIG-BIG” like the cave-American that I am

Realized I haven’t just doodled in literal years last night, and Slightly Artistic inspired me to start that again but also to try and be looser and not care as much about the finished product

It’s my birthday and I require lots of treats and snacks and vittles and food-related presents and and-

*puts on my pirate hook and eyepatch* Fifteen nuttes on a gay man’s chest-

Can’t stop thinking about “maximum plaphog”

Im always envious of people who get vivid dreams. I rarely dream cause I sleep hard, and when I do it’s only psychologically horrific self-hate and tornado dreams

It’s been a while, but the desire to pickle and lacto-ferment all the things is back and it is STRONG

Get you a woman who

not sure if i ever put this one up but reminder that gwen has fattening venom and that i love tiff found this one in the vault and it still does so much to me 🎨 @redphlannel.bsky.social

It’s Fatted Bear Week

Bears Bears Bears

Bring it on!!

*horrible sounds of dad bones popping and struggling to stand up*

And in this corner! Weighing more than is recommended for the average bear!…

sketch page for @redphlannel.bsky.social!

(9/30) #giftember day 9 of giftember! not MY witches but still VERY fun to draw pair of OCs (Holly and Tori) by @redphlannel.bsky.social

Yo this cat overfed af

Yo this cat overfed af

Had a great anime idea: “The Day My Penis Jumped Off My Body and Became a Hot Girl, but I Can’t Have Sex With Her Due to Her Being My Penis Which Is Now Gone, and She’s Also Only Into Girls”

Redid a pic from a couple months ago. Iggy’s new look, same buttcrake

Redid a pic from a couple months ago. Iggy’s new look, same buttcrake

You ain’t built for these sunny streets, son.

Today… I am rich in BBQ and Oktoberfest beer

Took a while but I finally got my “Old Person Music” playlist back up to 22+ hours

Remember to not bolt tables to the floors. Support size-friendly architecture and don’t give a big boy’s tummy a bruise

Paypros still haven't receded. We need to keep exhausting them until they give up. Letting them win wouldn't be the death of just furries but the entirety of the internet will be controlled by paypros if we let this slide.

Cave Grem’s hang in trees and do not comprehend the phase “low-hanging fruit”

Just gonna stand there and watch you burp, but that’s alright because I like the way it hurp

That one Alanis Morissette song that’s like “it feels so good, swimming in your stomach”, hell yeah

Dad Bodsy in 4D

New Bubsy looks hot