Vivi lookin’ fine at 9…pm, most likely

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BALL DEVOURER @ghostboners.bsky.social

Confession time, I’m not really a bear. I’ve been a flannel button-up this whole time

I wanna draw fat Pokemon but I’m too busy consoling a grieving Gulpin over his suddenly missing and most-cherished footstool

Jumbo-sized mean girls

Jumbo-sized mean girls

Just rediscovered our “back up” iPhone chargers, that we’ve put away from buying two or three at a time. I counted 6 in total. After ordering two more…

Choose your chu

Happy World Obesity Day to those who celebrate!!

Beau-ooty and Beau-alls

Da Bear

Da Bear

Rude to walk into a bear’s cave uninvited

Rude to walk into a bear’s cave uninvited

I take a 5-min shower before work everyday, but I crave that weekend shower where I can really enjoy it and ruin my skin with boiling water

I always catch her wearing it in her house, and while eating no less

I always catch her wearing it in her house, and while eating no less

No wonder the island has seemed quieter…

No wonder the island has seemed quieter…

Raymond has visited my island 5 times now, it is utter crap that I cannot net him and move him in next to Katt

Genuinely made me realize Nitro ain’t even worth it. What, so I can use emotes and be quirky? Screw Discord lmao

This game is evil

Happy boyfrans being cuties

My oldest male cat responds to the sound of bagpipes in a way that makes me believe in reincarnation

How else am I supposed to act dawg…

I really wanna draw more Animal Crossing stuff but that requires me to put down Animal Crossing and draw

Very annoying to have your tech misfire, especially if it leaves you immobile, weighing as much as a car. thats just how it goes, morrigan. 🎨 @redphlannel.bsky.social

Male living space

He is hidden… sequestered…

New character!!! Say hi to Morrigan I was in the mood for yet another mean lady. Secret agent/assassin that will neutralize you one way or another 🎨 @redphlannel.bsky.social

DoorDash’s advertising sounds like feedism dialogue most times and they then have the balls to recommend I search for Quinoa

So I pulled out a tape measure and did some loose maths and research, this is HELLA off lmao. She’s more likely (in my mind based on looking at a house) 14’2” at like 3,300 lbs Which is also hotter

Go big or go home

Lawd, she sweatin’

Tiff to finish out the year!

Lawd, she sweatin’

Tiff to finish out the year!

Season’s Greasin’s! Couple days late but close enough

Nuggits of the Chikn

HoHo’s my way into the function Merry Christmas! 🎄

Remember, Calories don't count on Christmas

Nuggits of the Chikn

Old art but someone was asking about it lol

They're crazy about each other! #gnarstyfantasydorks

Iggy and Cameron havin' a good time A sketch commission for @redphlannel.bsky.social

I love Legends ZA. My stupid bug-horse (who I’ve named Jax for no particular reason) can’t fit through doorways hahaha

Jaxy Boi, null and not

Weekly workout time, so you can say those 7 cheeseburgers were burnt off

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