Makes it way easier to watch my Sacramento Kings lose. Thank you, Timberwolves 🫡

It should be made illegal for rich people to Just Say Shit. it's like you're rich and suddenly you think you shit gold because you're a Rich Successful Visionary and your voice has weight. you're just as stupid as the rest of us, Tim. fuck off!

The only good thing about America is that it is a nation of immigrants

I haven’t missed a GDQ since the onsite return — I’ve made every event since SGDQ2023! It’s a bit crazy. I’m sad to miss it but I know you all will do it up for me 🩷

Congratulations to all my dear friends that will be running at #AGDQ2026 — I will not be attending this time, and I am very sorry if this is disappointing news. I will miss everyone dearly and I will be back onsite with you all soon 🩷

sending congratulations to Japan on their victory over Canada tonight, since the United States no longer officially views the accomplishments of immigrants as a demonstration of American achievement

Many of us seem to succumb to the computer madness with each day that passes. I think it comes for us all eventually

i think we need to shame people that deny the rights and revoke their respect of others for no other reason than hysteria, actually

TORONO TINGZ

We had a pretty good understanding of why things are they way they are, but a bunch of buffoons that resent even the basic principles of society have decided we should all learn these lessons over again the hard way because they can’t see past their spite

One of my hobby horses lately is that sincerity will make a comeback because we’re kinda running out of things to be ironic and transgressive about

Welcome to the 2028 World Series, we're live in Cleveland as the Guards host the Chicago Cubs in the Greater Ohio National Authority & Demilitarized Zone (GONADZ). A ceasefire with the Midwest Alliance brings us tonight's game, in which Cleveland seeks to close the hell portal Chicago opened in 2016

Up all night consuming the most addicting substance of them all. New information

Kreedz is the one thing I will probably never give up. my first true love. a part my handle's namesake. 18 years of this hobby and I am still that motherfucker (nevermind my 'ugh' at the end, I clipped the fence and got mad lmao) kzzNk_facility in 1:14.07 (15 Oct 2025)

On iOS 26, is it possible to have your phone display turn grayscale during certain hours of the day I would want my color filter on during the day, but I’d want the overnight hours to be grayscale (perhaps with a warm tint)

The Trump 2 doctrine is WE ARE COMING FOR YOU except these guys can’t stop tripping over their shoelaces and hitting themselves in the dick lmao

The American government is not paying its soldiers and they can’t provide for their families, but yeah dude we’re supposed to be scared of these dipshit feds. They aren’t even feeding the guys they give the guns to. Lmao

Some rather evil stuff is coming out of the computer lately

I have a great capacity to agitate people without trying. This can be amusing but usually it’s just a bummer.

I hate Microsoft for many reasons, including their habit of being the grammar police. "It's better to have no comma between these phrases" - hey pal, fuck YOU, I salt and pepper my prose with punctuation as I please. We used to be a proper fucking country.

Are we the baddies

This is not a life hack. Do not call it that. We left that millennial coded shit in the 2010s. Try expressing yourself in a novel fashion for once, pal. Maybe she'll finally meet your eyes with the interest you're longing from her.

I do this thing called Breakfast Day. It's where I eat breakfast for every meal and I don't guilt myself about it. This has proven beneficial for my morale

It takes me until about halfway through Tuesday to cope with the fact that the work week has come back once again

you'll never have to open an aimlab in your life if you are just Like That

I love the work I do, man. Organizing and emcee’ing events where people can kick back, engage with one another, and let the good times roll. Best feeling in the world, seeing smiling faces. All while partnering with cool brands to add the cherry on top. Entertainment is my way of service!

In honor of Ohio’s porn ID law, I will confess that I crank my shit in front of the mirror with all the lights on and the windows open. Such a spectacle deserves an audience, even if it’s just me bearing witness to my own savagery

The AI collapse will crater the entire US economy in stunning fashion and I guess EA just wants to throw themselves onto the casket lmao

Knocking on my neighbors' door and asking if they have a cup of love to spare

My life mission was once to be the Least Cringe Milennial, which I have now achieved. It was not especially difficult. I’m currently wandering the realms — both corporeal and imagined — for a new, truer purpose

Kaleb is worth the read, his death is a staggering loss for us all. The world is dimmer without him. “[…] try out some of those normal things you hear about and if you get bored that’s wonderful because we’re not supposed to get bored anymore. It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings.”

I thought "goated with the sauce" would have more staying power than it seems to have had. Maybe it wasn't so goated with the sauce after all

i posted this and logged off for ten days. i apologize. it would've been embarrassing if i died in the interim and this was my last post

Speedrunners love to put "Best Possible Time" in their splits but then you watch them and they're having the worst possible time.

The grape flavored Monster is pretty good. I usually hate grape flavor, it reminds me of cough medicine. But an energy drink is like cough medicine for the soul

Girls like it when you ask them questions. I can tell because they usually give me answers that beg further questions, and before long, I'm caught in a big old chain of responding to answers with questions like a Jeopardy! contestant

Is the word flaccid ever used for anything other than describing a soft member

If you like Silksong, and you haven’t played Blasphemous — definitely play that one next. There’s a lot of Blasphemous influence in this game and it rules.

I'm not normally an orchestral guy but this rules

best part of Silksong for me so far is the music

Silksong is out! WAOW

I thought this junk was gonna be $40 bro

It would be so insane for Silksong to actually release at $20

"backlash on social media" is one of the worst phrases ever conjured

ME: why can birds be red, yellow, blue and green, but dogs and cats can’t GPT: good question, Sir Fresh! My research says birds can change their color due to the excess battery acid in their diet. Simply add to your pet’s kibble for the same result! Care to shop great deals on Duracell products? 🔋⚡️

I did a podcast (I use this term loosely)

I can't think of anything sadder than a cactus that wants a hug

Geoff Keighley no matter how hard you try, you will never be Mr. Video Games