When I’m in power in 2036 (at the latest), I’m deleting every brand’s social media account. They’re not people, they’re not social, leave us alone!

It’s safer to hide. I choose ambient suffering and loneliness over the possibility of getting hurt in the very humiliating and cruel fashion that I’ve been hurt. To those responsible, I hope your happiness is worth my pain. You know who you are.

All I sincerely want from life at this point is affection

The world is very small and we are all connected

The extent to which Games Done Quick has helped to steer the larger speedrunning community - one of the most hardcore video game enthusiast subcultures there is - into becoming something so welcoming, inclusive and supportive astonishes me

Best wishes to all traveling to GDQ. I will be onsite briefly during the early afternoon on Monday, 5 January, but otherwise I am not attending. GL & HF all :))

Dropped an airpod in the snow today and it dug a little hole for itself. I had to dig through the snow with my bare hands like the desperate man I am looking for a white headphone buried in the white snow. rest assured I did find it. then I dropped it again (and found it again)

Whiffed the first wordle of the year. Do you guys mind if we start over

the kids must be so excited for 2026-7

this one goes out to all the shit that sucked this year

hey can I get some french fries hold the french, thanks buddy. tip? yeah, I got a tip for you alright

do you think Santa gets to the chimney and he gets a prompt that says Press F to climb down

Went out this morning and not even 10 steps from my door I nearly stepped on a used condom. It’s a Monday, folks. Be safe out there.

Lots of amazing games have released this year but THE KING IS WATCHING is crazy fucking good.

Reading @metallicaisrad.bsky.social's new book about Guitar Hero and Rock Band and apparently the games "doubled the world's need for drumsticks"

iOS autocorrect capitalizes Apple for me and I think that is terrible

yo

Dick so good I had to confess my sins

[LEANS INTO MIC, WHISPERING] I thought weapon durability in BotW was fine actually

despite several requests to RSVP, I will not be attending the streamer awards, as I am Just Too Cool. but good luck to everyone that will be validated tonight with a shiny object. I would never be so vain. anyway, back to polishing my GDQ runner badges

Chat, what is your least favorite letter? Mine is H

My Spotify listening age is 21. I’m not unc 😎

Never put me in a helicopter for any reason

The thing about wordle is I can’t get any of these answers tattooed on my knuckles

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. I made a sick Lego car

It’s been a real Monday morning for me, if you couldn’t tell

Microsoft is so fucking bad and useless I cannot stand it

This is a textbook predator. There is nothing unique about Shayy - yet another creator that has misused their platform and goodwill, having never truly deserved a place here. Good riddance. Speedrunning has a lot of vulnerable people. We must do better to shelter them from bad actors like Shayy.

Makes it way easier to watch my Sacramento Kings lose. Thank you, Timberwolves 🫡

It should be made illegal for rich people to Just Say Shit. it's like you're rich and suddenly you think you shit gold because you're a Rich Successful Visionary and your voice has weight. you're just as stupid as the rest of us, Tim. fuck off!

The only good thing about America is that it is a nation of immigrants

I haven’t missed a GDQ since the onsite return — I’ve made every event since SGDQ2023! It’s a bit crazy. I’m sad to miss it but I know you all will do it up for me 🩷

Congratulations to all my dear friends that will be running at #AGDQ2026 — I will not be attending this time, and I am very sorry if this is disappointing news. I will miss everyone dearly and I will be back onsite with you all soon 🩷

sending congratulations to Japan on their victory over Canada tonight, since the United States no longer officially views the accomplishments of immigrants as a demonstration of American achievement

Many of us seem to succumb to the computer madness with each day that passes. I think it comes for us all eventually

i think we need to shame people that deny the rights and revoke their respect of others for no other reason than hysteria, actually

TORONO TINGZ

We had a pretty good understanding of why things are they way they are, but a bunch of buffoons that resent even the basic principles of society have decided we should all learn these lessons over again the hard way because they can’t see past their spite

One of my hobby horses lately is that sincerity will make a comeback because we’re kinda running out of things to be ironic and transgressive about

Welcome to the 2028 World Series, we're live in Cleveland as the Guards host the Chicago Cubs in the Greater Ohio National Authority & Demilitarized Zone (GONADZ). A ceasefire with the Midwest Alliance brings us tonight's game, in which Cleveland seeks to close the hell portal Chicago opened in 2016

Up all night consuming the most addicting substance of them all. New information

Kreedz is the one thing I will probably never give up. my first true love. a part my handle's namesake. 18 years of this hobby and I am still that motherfucker (nevermind my 'ugh' at the end, I clipped the fence and got mad lmao) kzzNk_facility in 1:14.07 (15 Oct 2025)

On iOS 26, is it possible to have your phone display turn grayscale during certain hours of the day I would want my color filter on during the day, but I’d want the overnight hours to be grayscale (perhaps with a warm tint)

The Trump 2 doctrine is WE ARE COMING FOR YOU except these guys can’t stop tripping over their shoelaces and hitting themselves in the dick lmao

The American government is not paying its soldiers and they can’t provide for their families, but yeah dude we’re supposed to be scared of these dipshit feds. They aren’t even feeding the guys they give the guns to. Lmao

Some rather evil stuff is coming out of the computer lately

I have a great capacity to agitate people without trying. This can be amusing but usually it’s just a bummer.

I hate Microsoft for many reasons, including their habit of being the grammar police. "It's better to have no comma between these phrases" - hey pal, fuck YOU, I salt and pepper my prose with punctuation as I please. We used to be a proper fucking country.

Are we the baddies

This is not a life hack. Do not call it that. We left that millennial coded shit in the 2010s. Try expressing yourself in a novel fashion for once, pal. Maybe she'll finally meet your eyes with the interest you're longing from her.