I thought a lot about what I would would say about the lies spread about me before I left but since a picture is worth a thousand words I'll just leave it at a picture, left in perpetuity so you know it's fuck all of you forever.

Cuddling and eating breakfast in bed together completely nude! 😍😍😍

It's sooo prettyyyyyy

Pray for @rahbie.bsky.social this weekend. I'm gonna have him all alone in a hotel, completely uninhibited. Nobody between us to save him. There's no guarantee he can handle this, I'm riding him harder than a 1987 Honda Civic with 250,000 miles on it!

Literally the only punishment he ever got

Exaggerating about Return to Silent Hill doesn't make anyone cool. The movie had some head scratching story changes but it was fun to watch. I feel like it was worth the cost of the ticket and all of the negative comments are extreme exaggerations just to fit in.

This weekend I'm going to completely disconnect from the news, current events, and world affairs. I'm spending the weekend away at the Borgata with a handsome man, I'm gonna get drunk, eat quality food, gamble, and forget the world exists until I'm back to reality on Monday.

What a wonderful morning to wake up and remember the Seahawks are going to the Super Bowl!

#Seahawks GOING TO THE SUPER BOOOOOWWWWLLLLL!!!!

One timeout and the 2 minute warning to go KEEP. THAT. CLOCK. MOVING. #Seahawks

At no point did I expect the #Seahawks defense to be the ones melting down this way. I cannot believe the nonsense I'm witnessing right now

TAUNTING?! What a time for a stupid penalty like that. You had your foot on their throat

COOK SAM COOK! #Seahawks

TD before the half got me feeling good! Let's double up on these clowns! WE'RE SOOOOOO CLOSE

Gooooooo Hawks! Super Bowl rematch!

Last night my two lovers and I hit the elusive simultaneous triple O. The pinnacle of human experience right there, holy hell

Me: "play disciplined" The Rams: "let's run out of bounds to save them a timeout then short the punt" ????????

The Bears can't actually beat anyone. The Rams have to beat themselves for Chicago to advance. All they have to do is play disciplined for these final 9 minutes and they'll be just fine.

I know the Bears are the easier game because they're the most fraudulent team in sports history but I actually want to see the Rams in the NFC championship. It would be satisfying to crush both NFC West rivals on the way to the bowl

Happy birthday to my sweet, wonderful, incredibly sexy, thick, delicious girlfriend @emperorel.bsky.social !

NFC CHAMPIONSHIP BOUND BABY

The Seahawks better not blow this game and become the Packers of the Pacific Northwest

Goooooooooo Hawks!

If I was a dude I'd just be sitting around playing with my balls all day. There's something so satisfying about playing with a nutsack, idk how guys resist the urge to always have their hand in their pants

I tried a little of Dark Souls and wasn't feeling it. But you know what would have really made it great? An easy mode and a pause button

www.theguardian.com/technology/2... Wow omg no way

Satan is dicking Charlie Kirk's neckussy in hell every day

Someone painted me and @emperorel.bsky.social

Is there some kind of link between men working out and increased horniness? Whenever our man is going to the gym consistently I swear he becomes insatiable and I LOVE it!

I never thought I'd be in a polyamorous relationship in my life but I love @emperorel.bsky.social so much I didn't hesitate to join her marriage when she asked. I don't regret it either, I truly believe we were meant to be together even if it's not just monogamous. @rahbie.bsky.social is ok too ig.

You guys on the East Coast are built different. The temperature is so low out here Donald Trump wants to fuck it. I can't handle this!

Reflecting back on the year I think Silent Hill F was easily the best game I played, but Metal Gear Solid Delta was my favorite. It was so fun!

Considering it's the 4th this isn't exactly helpful.

I'm just going to go ahead and confess. I understand that people love Expedition 33, but I don't understand *why* people love it. The only thing I liked was the music. As a game I thought it was butt from top to bottom and I was really surprised to come on social media and see the hype

Me when FedEx loses the Christmas gift I ordered for my boyfriend TWICE

Kindness is always an option that's on the table no matter what anyone else is doing. Please take it

I don't have the words for what this did to me

@emperorel.bsky.social is known to throw out some wild conspiracy theories but her theory on why packages get lost/delayed is my favorite one

I know I say a lot of raunchy stuff but the truth is I'm really a sappy romantic. I like being close, body on body, making my partners happy and feel good. Giving pleasure is just how I show my love and y'know what? There's nothing wrong with that

A discerning lady like myself only accepts the most

Shout out to @rahbie.bsky.social for handling impromptu dinner tonight! Lasagna was super yummy! And also for having a fat cock

I'm also thankful for @rahbie.bsky.social's impeccable cock. Wonderful length to girth ratio

Since it's Thanksgiving I just want to say I'm thankful for @emperorel.bsky.social for welcoming me into her home, for being so king to me and for always being an incredible friend and now girlfriend. For helping me at my lowest point and for just being an overall gem of a human.

I could use some new game suggestions. Help me out!

I didn't know the Game Awards was such a contentious topic! Just like what you like, doesn't matter if it wins awards or not!

What are you guys up to? Me? I'm going to be en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cumming...

This is the only social media platform that's bearable anymore. TikTok is all zio-crap and women convincing themselves that they're entitled to financial compensation for existing, Facebook is full of incels, femcels and stupid boomers, Twitter is Nazi hell and insta is OF is a massive porn ad

I literally ate her ass last night

You ever get dicked so good you were still thinking about it a whole day later? Rent free in my head