Come on epic games if that bobcat can get a new game then so can me and my bro right?

Happy pride month to all the jackrabbit and I guess the tortoises too

great! I'll go get my gun in case I need to blast whoever gets in the way

Great I'll grab my stuff!/ref moth

Yeah and they're insane And look who's saying that! But still I don't think it's normal for him to be gone this long

I Don't know! it's feels like months since I last seen him I think that bastard Devan shell did something with him

Boy am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here and that he's the sheriff and we're frozen out here and we're in there and I just remembered, we're out here What I wanna know is where's the caveman...?

Hm. Been awhile since I seen jazz hope he's alright. Hopefully he's not chained up to a wall like that one time

A GREEN BLUR RUNNING STRAIGHT INTO A MALICIOUS TURTLE. GET JAZZ'D! youtu.be/vg6QlazXVSk

Holy shit moth

I ate a child

Yeah and so what if Im that good shit It's my business and my business only

What?

I randomly feel the need to spin and break everything I see

Don't even call the guy from the gba game "jazz" he doesn't even look like me brother! We demand true comeback,epic!

pearl Me n Moth out here about to be the pioneers of Jazz Jackrabbit RP on Bluesky

I'm new to this parody account thing So sorry if I'm bad at it lol 💀 moth

Bro got eaten by whale like fucking geppetto 💀

I ate a child