Just got home from seeing the hilarious Lucy Darling at the GSR. I haven’t laughed this much in ages. 😆

Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein. 🎶

Response to an explanation of a Shabbos goy at a kink event: “So like a high protocol service sub.”

I have exercised my civil franchise. ✔️

As I was leaving the condo this morning I saw four Reno cops arresting some guy in front of the complex. One of the cars had blocked the main exit and I had to drive around to the secondary. Other than that, not sure what happened. There were no sirens before.

Playing Eurorails with my son. 🚂

I just woke up from a very disturbing dream. Here’s hoping the rest of the nights are more pleasant. 🤞

Power is back.

Power is out at my place. NVEnergy says it’s because of a brush fire near a a transformer. No idea when it will be restored. 🤨

Guess which genius managed to double pay his mortgage this month? And of course with Memorial Day I won’t be able to sort it out until Tuesday. 😑

So who wants to take me out to dinner? I’ll put out afterward.

Boss said we could leave at 3:00. I’m outta here!

Not one person at work has made a comment about my World Goth Day makeup. I’m not sure if I should be happy or insulted? 🤔

Bingo! 😆

Sorry what is going on here? The Israelis are developing strategic Goku? (That picture is nowhere in the article!)

World Goth Day at the office. 😊

A brown bear 🐻 was spotted wandering through downtown Reno near Keystone Ave. this morning!

Gaaaaahhhhh!!!! Headdesk! Headdesk!

Gas at the two Jackson’s by my place is still $5.45 so it’s just the one by campus whose price is out of line. 🤔

At the Jackson’s by the UNR campus! 😳

This New Yorker cartoon is accurate but a gut punch.

My spellcheck wants to change “pitocin” (a drug used to induce labor) into “pricing”. Somehow this seems terribly on the nose. 🤔

Duck confit (left) and Super Spicy (truth in advertising) Lamb tacos at Mexcal.

I need someone to come over tonight so I can suck all the heat out of their body. 🥶

Too cold for mini golf, so I’m back home with a cup of tea if anyone wants to come over to snuggle for warmth. 🥶

I am reading Anthony Kaldellis’ new history of the Byzantine Empire. After Belisarius’ conquest of Carthage, the Emperor Justinian had the survivors of the Vandal army shipped east where they were named the Justinianic Vandals.

I’m having an attack of the lonelies. Anyone want to come over and make out?

Something whimsical for today's #TransArtMay... a pink fairy armadillo looking fashionable

This is so me. 😆

“Oh Jar Jar! Do me like a Sith Lord!” — my ex-wife, during actual sex. And now you know why I’m divorced.

I’ll be in the office by myself today and tomorrow if anyone wants to come hang out. Assuming you can find parking anywhere near campus because of graduation. 🤨

And another year’s Useless News & World Distort survey is in the bag.

Turtle sunning itself on a rock in Manzanita Lake.

Moopsy! 😊

164 years ago, on the 13th of May 1862, Robert Smalls escaped slavery by capturing the steamboat 'Planter' and steering it through Confederate lines. The US Navy commissioned it as the USS Planter and appointed Smalls as captain, making him the first black man to command a US ship. #otd #history 🗃️

The new book by my friend the Rev. Rachel Kessler is outselling JD Vance in Religion on Amazon! 🤣

This whole morning thing was a terrible mistake.

I have a 1:00 staff meeting I don’t want to go to. Will someone please come kidnap me?

If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.

Ugh. I slept poorly last night and am very tired today. I should have called in dead. 😵

Sub sandwich 😆

“You were born to be on a leash.” — @luciferdivine.bsky.social

I could have sworn I already owned this DVD but I just couldn’t find it. So now that I’ve ordered one from Amazon you just know the first is going to miraculously appear. 🙄