Thank Goddess for Etsy. New pair of earrings ordered.

Nope, the frying pan earring is not on the office floor. 😭

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I seem to have lost one of my pansexual pride frying pan earrings. I hope I just knocked it off when I put on my coat to leave and I’ll find it in the office floor when I get there tomorrow. 🤬

Happy Pansexual Pride Day! 💙💛🩷

More bad luck at the Louvre. Looks like their Egyptology reference section took the brunt of it. 😢 www.cnn.com/2025/12/08/s...

That was surreal, even by Wes Anderson’s standards.

Bill Murray is God?

Jameson’s in a plastic cup? This is an abomination unto Nuggan!

I’ve just finished wrapping and packing holiday gifts (except a handful coming from Amazon) and doing holiday cards. Now to collapse before Goth night.

Note to self: Don’t forget to pay before leaving your regular breakfast place. (Yes, I went back and paid. 🙄)

The thought processes of cishet men are a mystery to me. This is how I know I’m not one. 😊

Grüß vom Krampus! I, for one, would love to be stuffed in a sack and beaten. 😁

It’s cold in my office. Who is going to come over and warm me up? 🥶❄️

Earthquake message was apparently an error. It’s been removed from the USGS website.

5.9 earthquake 6 km east of Dayton, NV. Did anyone feel it? I didn't and neither did my ex in Carson City.

The FBI has arrested a suspect in the January 6th attempted bombings of the RNC and DNC headquarters. Expect Trump to pardon the suspect in three...two...

Didn’t sleep well last night. Please help keep me awake today.

“Leather knickers. Now there’s a thought.”

Quote of the Day: “I’m pretty normal. That is for kinky, queer, Goth values of normal.” —Me 😁

Dear [Redacted], Learn to read the footnotes on the spreadsheets I send you. They answer your questions. No love, me

The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"

I was just talking to the barista while getting my coffee and she referred to the Jim Carrey film as "the original Grinch" and please kill me now. 🙄

Not wrong. 😉

There is no better way to end a long holiday weekend than with some serious bondage. 😁

Viking who thinks they're bound for the realm of frost and instead through a celestial typo winds up in Milfheim, the realm of hot older women

Aw darn. 😢 www.theguardian.com/stage/2025/n...

One of the main reasons I live in a condominium is so I don’t have to do yard work. However I am such a service slave I will gladly rake Reagan Riot’s yard, no problem. 😊

Now that we’ve reached the one point in the year when the local ice cream van can get away with playing Christmas carols, of course it’s now not. 🙄

Peter Lorre and Lotte Lenya in Spring Awakening, Berlin, 1929

Thomas Hoepker, Thanksgiving, Reno, Nevada, 1963

Candice’s dirty dish apocalypse.

I just did the “Where are my glasses? Oh, they are on my face” thing. 🙄

Candice’s bacon covered turkey goodness. 🤤

Iä! Iä! Happy Thanksgiving! 🍁🦃🍽

I am the last person on the floor, so I’m out of here, folks!

Anybody want to hang out this evening? Maybe watch a movie together and/or have kinky sex?

Bleah. It’s the day before Thanksgiving, I’m alone in the office, and there’s nothing to do. I’m bored!!! 😑

How I found the Hannukah candles I ordered from Amazon. 😠

"A turkey may be so prepared and preserved that, according to Artephius’s Key of Wisdom, “an ingenious Man may raise the fine Shape of a Homunculus out of its Ashes at his Pleasure, so he may, without any criminal Necromancy raise the Shape of any dead ancestor for study and labor.”

What do you think of my new black Henley? Good for the office or Goth night. 😊

322 pounds?!? Yeah, my scale is definitely fucked.

Freed from the shackles of the Lunar Empire, the people of Sartar stand at the dawning of a new day. Lands of RuneQuest: Sartar is coming in 2026!