You know it’s bad when you’re pleasantly surprised we finished 15th…

Someone please turn this into a thread on why we’re going to win this Wednesday… I’m starting to have a bit of a wobble and need an injection of faith from my Red brothers and sisters😅👹

If it was Bournemouth and Brighton (or any two other media darling teams) in the Europa Final… would this prick have called it ‘ridiculous’ that the winner gets into the Champions League? Of course fucking not. Utter hypocrisy all over the media it’s a joke.

“Gusto goes in with 2 feet so I think that’s the right call there” On booking Heaven🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ Ffs these co-comms have pissed me off all night… utter fucking anti-United nonsense

I don’t believe my eyes

I’m going early: MASON MOUNT WILL BREAK THE NO. 7 CURSE😍🇾🇪

Reds❤️ Tell me one player you’d love to see at United next season👹 Morgan Rogers is a strong contender for me 🔥

It’s comforting we’ve found someone worse at set pieces than we are❤️

Zirkzee’s immediate reaction was of confusion, almost like even he wasn’t expecting it😅🤣

So predictable isn’t it 🙃

Spent the last 2 years complaining we don’t have a fit, physical left back. We’ve finally bought one. He’s playing his debut… At right back😂

Dorgu is popping up with nice little touches and moves. Only been 20 minutes of his United career but looking like he change the way we get forward🤔

Amorim needs to start fining Højlund I think Too slow on the ball and afraid to shoot I’d be fining him if he takes too long the ball or doesn’t take 5 shots per game (when we can get the ball) He just needs more shots at goal, would surprise himself how many go in

That turn from Ugarte was excellent🤩 His ball carrying skills are gonna be a big part of our game I think🤔

RIP Denis Law❤️ Many of us are too young to have seen him play, but the beautiful thing about this club is how the history lives on for decades🇾🇪 To the Re-United Trinity🙏🏼❤️ Thank you Lawman for your great contribution to our club❤️

I know defensively we’ve been appealing for a while, but I’ve been quite impressed with Yoro Seems to get back well and he’s made some really well measured last-ditch sliding tackles in the box on quite a few occasions now The sort where you’re usually covering your eyes Unbelievable composure🇾🇪

Amad is a sensation. The kid needs an another payrise, a statue in the centre of Manchester, and a Nobel peace prize❤️ Takes a lot to be a bright spark in a dull team🙏🏼

I don’t understand the mentality. These players have seen what happens when they put the graft in and knuckle down. They’ve felt the joy and glory of really working for a result, but it doesn’t seem to have made a blind bit of difference to this game 4 days later. They don’t look bothered🤷🏻‍♂️

We even do blue better than the other lot… What’s your favourite blue United kit?🇾🇪

Does Keown always have a face like a slapped ass or was that especially for us?🥰

Football is played in the mind and Zirkzee’s mind would have been a battleground over the last few weeks. Glad he’s shown he has the minerals to be a winner💪🏼

Leny Yoro you little dancer

No matter what happens now, these players have stood up and been counted in the last two games and we can be proud of them❤️ More of this against the lesser opposition please lads🙏🏼

Amorim has got a lot of praise for his use of substitutes, let’s see what he can do today 🤞🏼

Just need Garnacho to pick the ball up, beat 7 defenders, smash it into the roof of the net before wheeling away with his shirt off revealing a chest like a 70s porn star.

Let’s see what this cheating Yorkshire scum has up his sleeves now😂

Bayindir im so sorry for everything I’ve said before now you are a hero

When Shearer says something is harsh against Man United you know something is wrong

PGMOL apology incoming

United fans for 5 minutes: “We’ve seen it all, we’ve won the lot We’re Man United and we’re never gonna stop” Arsenal fans for 30 seconds: “Arsenal, Arsenal, Arsenal” Commentary: “Wow amazing support for Arsenal” It’s the little things that show you the agenda is real😂

United have had some legendary strikers over the years… Rasmus could end up being spoken about as one of them❤️

Reds❤️ We’re almost set for the Amorim era! Can you see Mount fitting in as well as Amorim says?🇾🇪

Reds❤️ What’s your favourite United Home shirt of all time?🇾🇪

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Hats off to @werder.de 💚 A club that stands on its morals👏🏼 It’s easy for clubs and companies to pretend that everything is fine It takes courage to do what is right when it’s not the norm Other clubs could learn a thing or two💪🏼 www.werder.de/en/latest/ne...

Reds🇾🇪 Who’s one player who never got the recognition they deserved? Time to show them some love❤️

Lots of reds on my timeline now❤️ Want to know from some of you: Who was your first ever favourite United player?🇾🇪

Happy 25 week anniversary to those who celebrate.

Okay, he might have beat a 58-year-old Mike Tyson, who has a stomach ulcer and acute sciatica… but could he have taken on a prime Wayne Rooney?🤔

“The most important thing for me at this moment is to create the principles, the identity, the character that we had in the past” Amorim is yet to manage a game for United, but he already gets it❤️🇾🇪

Hope this one hasn’t already been done?🙏🏼🇾🇪

It’s not even been a year since this guy made his PL debut. In that time he has: ✅ Shown maturity beyond his years ✅ Popped up in big moments ✅ Scored the winning goal in an FA Cup final ✅ Made his England debut ✅ Played in the Euros final ✅ Conducted himself with class That’s not normal🇾🇪

I actually love that there’s no United boys in the England squad. ✅ No risk of injuries. ✅ No added pressure on our boys just for being United players. ✅ No urge to watch England playing in the second tier of a third-rate tournament. All wins in my book.

Been on here for the whole afternoon and not seen a single racist, misogynist, or otherwise inflammatory post🤔 Seems like you can build your own community without Musk shoving his Trump-loving right wing agenda down your throat… Kinda liberating❤️

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