He stops in his tracks “… Oujia?… … Lou… Wee… Gee? WALUIGI!”

“Nothing too important Leegoo.” He pulls out a shotgun “Now I’m gonna head to the bank real quick.”

“Alright Louis. Now I’m gonna go commit some heinous crimes and then frame you for all of them.” He smiled evilly

He takes the hat off and switches it with his wizard hat “Don’t think I didn’t forget that deal”

“Eyyyyy!” He grabs the plumber and rubs his knuckles down on his head playfully “There’s the green man!”

The beard smacks his face but he doesn’t mind “What’s with the smile? You like what you see or something?” He said jokingly

“… no.”

“Finders keepers, losers weepers… And right now YOURE a weeper”

“… No u leave”

“You’re so difficult Yknow! The king got high! Why CANT you just chill out and stare at a stick for hours?!”

“Guys I made a tyrant high.”

“Just TRY IT! It’s actually quite a good mix in this one.”

He quickly gets up and shoves a joint in her mouth. Lighting it with his finger before covering her noise for her to inhale the joint.

Inhales the joint… Puffs out the smoke…

He stretches and crosses his legs in the seat…

He groans and summons a lawnchair next to him and puts the joint on it “When you’re feeling less… Weird. The seat and vibes are waiting for ya” He says as he relaxes…

“Cmon it’s a good make!” He offers it out “I aged it and everything!”

He chugged the bottle and tosses it away “Just chill out and vibe dude!” He pulls out another joint “I got an extra Pineapple Expressss!”

“Nah.” He finishes the wine… And then proceeds to drink the bottle, making loud gulping noises.

He snaps his fingers and Bob Marley plays. He stretches and sulks into the seat “Eyyyyy! Sensitive bitch! Pull up a lawn chair or something! Get in on this action!” He sips the strawberry wine loudly

The wizard decided that today… He’s gonna just lay back and chill… He lights a joint, pops open an ice cold drink, and sits down… … On the [Reader’s] chair… He’s in the [Reader’s] home… With the [Reader’s] ice cold beverage… Stinking the place up with weed… … HOW DID HE GET IN HERE?!

// If I do this, I humbly apologize. It will forever haunt me.

“EY WATCH IT!” His ‘beard’ stretches to the point where the strings connected to it and around his head is visible… Aswell as his actual face which was familiar…

// I have a bad tendency to accidentally do quotes instead of replies… Oops.

“HAHAHAAHAAHA” He bursts into laughter, enjoying the instant discomfort

“… I kinda liked it.” … He’s holding back his laughter.

“You all should look up the term ‘squat cobbler.’ It’s a great concept.”

“Nah they weren’t defenseless. They know electric and earth powers and shit… Also they bit me when I kept calling them names like camel… goat… I forgot the other names.” He laughed “Quit with that threatening shit. It’s embarrassing, really.” He says while crossing his arms

“K I’m back”

"𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚕𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚢 𝙸 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔 𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕... 𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚋𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚊 𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚒𝚍 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚙." #mvrp #swrp #bskyrp

( Temp. Pinned - ) He/They/Jester 🎪 24+ | Horror 🌱 ✨ #OCRP #BSKYRP #MVRP

🌺Plants.. 🐐Animals.. They all deserve to live in harmony, without the threat of humans.

“AWOOGA”

“I’ll take whatever she’s having then.”

He looks in the mirror and brushes his chin “… I definitely look better in my ‘usual’ attire.”

𝐼 𝑐𝑎𝑛'𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑖𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑜 ℎ𝑜𝑚𝑒. #RWBYRP #MVRP - Multiverse Centric -

“Honestly people treat me better when I’m not the other version… I wonder why”

"I AINT A WIZARD SO FUCK YOU!" he ran farther and is now gone

"A WIZARD WOULD CAST TESTICULAR TORSION ON YOU, YOU FOOL!" He shouts out while running

“…” He looked left and right before kicking the king in the nuts and running off

“Pretty weird to yell at a complete stranger.” He’s keeping the act up

“I don’t know what you’re talking about man. But you gotta chill out”

“… Okay? Not a wizard or anything but thanks I guess”

“… What did you call me?”

“I ran out of tea.”

“… So uh… Loook at the time!” He dumped his tea “Tea times over! I gotta go… To a… Concert soon.” He said before standing

He took off the mask “Ha! You fell for it! Froggit mask! Works Everytime! Hahahah!” He slaps his knee “Though no one ever laughed at it though”

“… You are easy as hell to upset. … I heard that from a couple of people… Especially around wizards”

“Hope lies in the smoldering rubble of empires.” // Art by Alex_no_sleep

“I doubt that… Significantly.”