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Starting up some new salem witch trials but to sus out the lactose intolerants.
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Oh your restaurant is inclusive? You let everyone in? What about people who are annoying, or worse, what if they’re bad?!
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Pinin’ for a simpl’r time before mirrors were invented and if’n ya wanted to see yourself you had to catch a warbly glance in the surface of a bubblin’ brook.
over 2 years ago
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The Great Gatsby
over 2 years ago
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not nearly enough gays on here, doesn’t bode well.
over 2 years ago
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The Art of the Seal
over 2 years ago
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@poetickate.bsky.social
greetings daughter of the long aisles. Thy handmaiden has informed me of your required accommodations. The council shall convene at midnight for a demonstration of your power.
over 2 years ago
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Starting up some new salem witch trials but to sus out the lactose intolerants.
over 2 years ago
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Fellas, is it gay to eat cereal out of the mouth of a live crocodile?
over 2 years ago
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First date idea, we swallow ourselves whole like snakes
over 2 years ago
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@parkermit.bsky.social
Welcome pardn’r, tie up yer horses and shine up yer spurs, yer at yer journey’s end
over 2 years ago
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My psychic keeps telling me the last thing I need are “followers”
over 2 years ago
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Like too little lotion scraped over too little skin
over 2 years ago
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“Part of this complete breakfast” (It’s just a couple dried noodles and the ants that found them)
over 2 years ago
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Behind every good shitposter is the most repulsive living room you’ve ever smelled
over 2 years ago
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Gettin’ myself real greasy before my lunch with the queen
over 2 years ago
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the fbi doesn’t want you to know how slippery babies can get. They’re covering it up.
over 2 years ago
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Lost another job because they didn’t like all my homemade perfumes and ointments and salves
over 2 years ago
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First date idea, we defuse a bomb I planted
over 2 years ago
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First date idea, we both clean out our voicemails
over 2 years ago
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Bats don’t have nearly enough eyes
over 2 years ago
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Working on a new guy. I’m told people like when they’re outrageously tall so I’ll try that this time.
over 2 years ago
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Just saw a lady walking a dog that was easily twice her size. Like melt both of them down into two different vats of goo and you got a 2:1 dog-to-lady goo scenario going on.
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