The pool opens in 2 hours

Why are we awake

Sobbing at how good some of these new Modest Mouse songs are.

I don’t understand why there are january sixers outside of the trial, these are actual children.

Going to watch some Nupes strolling TikToks just to feel something. Soldier. Soldier.

Thinking about the time I had to define “mary jane” and “conjugal visit” to a young adult with a graduate degree.

Time to drink rocket fuel and watch the birds

Both Stars and Mavericks moving is crazy business. Good job, Dallas.

I’m going to need to pickup a new hobby before I consume myself with the Karmelo Anthony case.

Okay but how lucky am I to even have friends to miss

Trying to make this place my own little Denver one outing at a time. 🧘‍♂️

I just saw someone from the city drive around checking the recycling bins, removing what shouldn’t be there and then educating the resident. Haha, holy smokes.

Okay but how do we save all of the dogs

New Taylor Swift *and* new Modest Mouse on Friday! Big end of week for melancholy ladies.

Going to try one more cold brew method I saw on here before I give in and buy the espresso machine I really want. ☕️

What if we disassociate and watch the cardinals fly back and forth.

SQUEALING

I’m not saying I live a very quiet and different life now, but I am excited to show my friends my plants.

17:30 on Thursday May 21st, over the Gulf of Mexico

They definitely make digging holes look easier on tv.

It’s me, the person who has never planted a rose bush before, planting rose bushes this morning 🌹

Amazing sunset after a day of storms coming in hot

Take only what you neeeeed from it 🎶

I cannot be trusted with a box of club crackers.

I meant to include Luciano Pavarotti, that would have rounded out the introduction.

10 bands Dolly Parton Garth Brooks Phish Skrillex Slayer Slipknot System of a Down Tom Waits Widespread Panic Wu-Tang Clan

Worst concert is a toss up between Avett Brothers, Nicki Minaj and Florida Georgia Line.

This is like the fourth time I’ve tried to have a drink alone and it tastes awful. Guess I should just give it up??

I wonder if they have a legalize it group.

I get to see my friends in ONE WEEK let’s go

Gym, tan, laundry and doggie kisses

Doing that thing where you shove a bunch of spinach in your mouth without even thinking about it.

It would be very funny if Masai Ujiri got hired and then immediately fired Jason Kidd and did nothing else.

Took a shower this morning and stepped out to 87% humidity, brb have to shower again.

No Sunday scaries, hallelujah

Great big noble thighs 🎶

Surrendering to the smile and wave to everyone bit

Day two of looking for a flag post hole in the ground that may or may not exist

My dog’s snoring, tone and melody is literally the most beautiful sound I’ve ever heard

I’m so tired :: sung in extremely Beth Gibbons voice ::

Finally almost finished with The Crown. Don’t think we need to watch anything that somber for a while.

Good solid week, y’all, we did it.

I get to see my friends in 13 days and simply cannot wait, holy heck

Shopping for a new alarm clock and they have bed shakers, huh What will they think of next.

My Eagles date cancelled on me for this weekend 🙁

It’s only 11:30 am which means we can have MORE COFFEE ☕️

For the love of all that’s holy please do not let me have Olivia Rodrigo stuck in my head again.

Might as well take my uterus out, turn it inside out and play kickball with it down a gravel road at this point

Not able to fully relax until all of the clocks in this house are synched.

Wind your body, wriggle your belly