Is this the move where I finally get rid of the boxes of mystery cords??

I do not have time to fall down a Diane Keaton hole, this is so sad but I must pack

Colorado wins, Texas wins and Oklahoma still sucks skoooo

This is usually when I say OU sucks, but if we’re being honest Oklahoma has mmj and Texas doesn’t so

Who’s idea was it to move the same weekend as your best friends, just wondering

Scary ass dreams

Trying to eat all of the food I already have but honestly where’s the fun in that

Do not talk too much, do not talk too much, do not talk too much, do not talk too much, do not talk too much, do not talk too much

Oh her? That’s just Melly with the good hair

Physical therapist taped my knee?? And now I no longer want to off myself. The body is a wonderland.

Can’t, have to pick up 2 new hormones that will hopefully keep me from completely losing my shit.

Is there a new fire in Boulder or is the smoke from Ned

Almost out of Halloween candy

Nurse Jackie is my Sopranos

On a scale of resist and let them, where are we

All green lights baby, it’s going to be a good day

3:45 am, perfect time to hear from my sweetest first responder son who has no concept of time zones.

“This song is for all of the daughters who’s a better man than their dad”

I get a bad feeling every time I see someone pulled over by more than one unmarked cop

I'll say it on main, Father Figure is brilliant. The Braun liquor?? Brava!

Speaking of cringe, Love is Blind Denver is not even watchable. What is this trash.

I mean, I fully expected the Cowboys to lose there at the end

You think I’m tacky, baby

Sorry I just accidentally liked your LinkedIn post from 3 years ago

Overheard some neighbors trying to figure out who’s smoking grass in our non smoking complex. I can’t believe the audacity, but my first guess is going to be the lady with the Starbuds sticker on her car.

I remember baseball in October

Picture of me protecting the family

Sorry, wrong account. Trying to delete

Built to Spill and Modest Mouse. I’ve been trying catch the latter for years ✨

Got ADA for the first time ever. Lots of chatters over here. I know all about everyone’s injuries and the woman next to me has cheersed me twice.

I got one of those old fashioned, vintage paper tickets.

Pocket pretzel

Dolly and Willie are both down?! Y’all better not play

Taco Bells in Boulder have something called the Buffs Box, for CU fans. Send skeet.

One Mountain Dew and one prescribed muscle relaxer, as a treat

Wake Me Up When September Ends, by Green Day. This is the only night you can play this song!

Zero interest in drinking beer but would absolutely return to Germany and dress up.

Just dipped pieces of blue cheese into ranch ✍️

I didn’t want to go, I just wanted to be invited

Life of a No Girl

There was a time I played Monaco by Bad Bunny on repeat. I also really like DtMF.

I just really, really feel chairs should come already assembled.

A tie?!

Modest Mouse and Life of a Showgirl this week! Should I even try? Can she do it?

Fuck I miss my son

Did my hair, I was there I was there

Life of a Slow Girl

You know how to yell at ball, I know Aristotle