Connor
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Both of my cats are doing the "looks like a chicken licking themselves thing" at the same time right now and it's pretty funny
about 13 hours ago
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Annika
1 day ago
Hear me out: a Katamari game where the levels are based on other video games. You could roll up nurses in Silent Hill, demolish a frontier town in Red Dead Redemption, make a ball of Baldur’s Gate etc
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People are so uncreative about their genie wishes. I'd wish for everyone's lamps to turn into live lamprey eels that could survive in air for extended periods of time. I'd first have to wish for lampreys to be considered eels but still, pretty good value for two wishes
#genie
#lamprey
#eels
#wishes
10 days ago
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I don't know why I didn't make the connection until just now but in fallout 4 the place you find the dog at is called the red rocket The bethesda devs are fuckin furries
12 days ago
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Someone needs to make wind chimes that sound like the bear from Annihilation so my neighbors hear that faintly in the distance
17 days ago
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Eateth Pilaf
19 days ago
pvp sucks shit and catering to the demographic has ruined videogames
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Waffle house needs to have a mascot that they make someone dress up as. Imagine how funny watching a waffle mascot starting fights with their customers would be
23 days ago
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Echo alpha tango Angle side side
25 days ago
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Laying on my back in a tree at the dog park so I can poop directly perpendicular while the dogs bark at me
#lifegoals
about 1 month ago
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SpotWeld
about 1 month ago
If they can have “rage rooms” where break stuff with hammers, why can they have “kaiju rooms” where you gleefully stomp cardboard building and toy tanks and maybe where a rubber suit?
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Hey! HEY! What do you think you're doing?! We don't do the heimlich maneuver here; this is a natural selection houshold!
about 1 month ago
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I used to joke that by not electing hillary we missed the opportunity to elect the first president to have sucked another president off. Guess for that election it wasn't even possible to miss that opportunity
about 1 month ago
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The more you jerk off the more ghosts of your dead sperm will be there to join you in the afterlife. Get enough to defeat the armies of heaven and then you get to be the new god. At least until the next biggest gooner dies and the cycle starts anew
about 1 month ago
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Butthole more like sluthole
about 2 months ago
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"Individuals" implies the existence of triple A viduals
2 months ago
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Found out that the windows 10 right click menu can be used instead of the shitty windows 11 right click menu by holding shift during right click. And apparently there is no way to make that the default option without admin privileges so fuck me for being forced to use this shitty os for work I guess
2 months ago
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I'm going to rape your churches and burn your women. In minecraft
2 months ago
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We need aliens to come visit so we can have some good cultural exchange and bully their children on gmod
3 months ago
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How I Turned my Balls into my Dick Sup everyone, in this video I'm going to show you how you can turn your balls into more dick so that you can get 1-2 extra inches
3 months ago
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The official word just came in; flags are to be flown at 150% mast. You gotta get on that pole and manually hold it higher
3 months ago
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Um, no, I am not getting a "used" desk chair, and I don't appreciate the implication that I'm poor. I'm just getting it pre-gooned in
4 months ago
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Trish K
4 months ago
Please stop asking why I'm still single. I don't ask why you're still married.
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I get sushi rice because I like my rice to be sticky like cum. Everything should be more like cum
4 months ago
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don't go observing me, it's me who gets to decide the state of all the quantum shit in me
4 months ago
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You know the anime characters who wear training weights all the time? That, but my liver
4 months ago
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Superhero who everyone thinks is a really good mechanic that can make his car go real fast, but actually he has super speed and very strong legs so he just cuts a hole in the bottom of the car and Flintstones it
4 months ago
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I'm thinking of starting up a lab-grown diamond operation, but it'll be more true to the natural stuff. You will still have the authentic experience of getting an earth born diamond because we will make all of our diamonds by crushing child slaves
5 months ago
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The early bird squirts the turd On my god damn windshield. Fuck you
5 months ago
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Yelling "giddy up!" and gently, yet assertively, slapping the butt of the possom I'm kneeling over. It finally stops playing dead and starts biting me
5 months ago
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Against all odds I actually got some players interested in my stupid ass "dnd 6ep" game (check the hastag) so I might actually be running this. That being said; any of you randos who see this have ideas for absurd game rules you'd like to share?
#dnd
#dnd6ep
5 months ago
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I haven't been posting recently, it's because I died. The funeral will be held. And it better not be dropped u fukin butterfingers
6 months ago
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A druid who likes autoerotic asphyxiation so they turn into a snake and choke themselves with their tail like a kinky ouroboros
#npcideas
#dnd
7 months ago
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Blue Moon, green poop
7 months ago
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Being able to not just hear but feel your cat purring on your lap is just so adorable
7 months ago
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Kinda shitty that there is a rude name for sex workers (whore) but there doesn't seem to be one for people buying their services. I guess there's "simp" but it's mostly for a specific kind of person and also not only for customers of sex workers. To remedy this, I propose the term "butt-customer"
7 months ago
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Fun fact: the phrase "heebie jeebies" originates from a guy by the name of Heeburt Jeeberson who was real fuckin weird man
7 months ago
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Always disappointed when shipping emails say "track your package" instead of "trackage your package"
7 months ago
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I'm done pooping if anyone else needs to use the restroom
7 months ago
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"They're just a product of their generation!" Yeah and the product of a bitch is a sunnuva bitch No one gets to use that excuse unless they're actually trying to be better; as far as I'm concerned you don't get excused until you finish what's on your plate
7 months ago
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Asthma is a skill issue learn to breathe noob
8 months ago
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In 6ep there will be new gods. Not filling new roles, it's just that some people became too good of friends and now we have to replace the ones that were killed
#dnd
#dnd6ep
8 months ago
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Lord of the Elden Ring: The Two Towers The number 1 remake/crossover we need
8 months ago
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Just doing a little thinking but what if instead of washing my shirts I twisted them up and squished them into my butthole. And then if I took them out to wear and walk around a little maybe some dogs would attack me. Do you think I could sue and make money
8 months ago
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Me eating garbage normalizes it for people who don't have a choice. Same deal with any necessities I don't bother to provide myself Related, the US sure is helping homeless countries feel better about themselves
8 months ago
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wtf no nude body model mod for oblivion remastered wtf how long are we supposed to have to wait why wasn't it already in the game wtf
8 months ago
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I love how you can tell that a cat has been laying in the sun because their fur is a little softer
8 months ago
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I know nowadays everyone has a phone to look stuff up whenever they need to but it's still annoying as hell that most books don't have some sort of blurb saying what they are about and just fill their back cover with like 5 recommendations that feel copy pasted between every book
8 months ago
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Hello, I regret to inform you that I am very ill and will not be able to show up to work due to a condition caused by not spending enough time petting my cats. I will need to take some time off to recover
8 months ago
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Gonns buy personal information from some data brokers so I can find out where schizophrenic people live and mail them letters with Illuminati symbolism and threats to stop looking into things, or bibles with random passages whited out and a warning that they are only allowed to read that bible now
8 months ago
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Cum is medicine and yes, of course it's a suppository
9 months ago
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