This is absolutely heroic tbh, incredible work, succinct & precise

Competing Sui and Han's OGM song in front of Sui and Han is very brave #Milano2026

Watching the skating purely against my will.

Oh, we got Shakira? Won't have to sage the year anymore, thank god.

I'm so glad Shoma Uno saw where this was all going two years ago and was like 'Let me go do shows with my girlfriend instead'

I'll be scrolling through #QuestPit on and off today. For those I like, and for whose pitches I already liked, please submit query and first 50 pages to: querytracker.net/query/ThaisA... ☺️

If the Olympic Committee had any fucking sense, it would have already banned the US (and Israel).

parece que ana paula renault entrou na minha mente (queria que uma mulher +40 me levasse para beber drinks no kraut bar

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

This is funny because every USian influencer from the most Eugenics-obsessed wellness peeps to the "reasonable" I don't want to give you an eating disorder ones keep telling me that if I don't eat 150g of protein a day my body will fall apart.

Limewire is back? I feel both old and relevant. 💀

Brazilians saw the Louvre heist and were like 'bet'.

I couldn't be happier that I get to work with @shayalinsusan.bsky.social 😍🥂 She's a force and editors, if you're looking for a Stepford Wives book for the tiktok girlies, do I have something perfect for you.

Homens estão matando mulheres e essa é a realidade. Não cabe um debate entre direita e esquerda. E foda-se a tal da "epidemia de solidão masculina" ou a crise da masculinidade. Pois não há meio termo entre estarmos vivas ou mortas. O que queremos é proteção, justiça e o direito à VIDA.

lmao

Applications for the 2026 Mentorship Program are OPEN!! Apply to be a mentor or a mentee by January 15, 2026. Link in bio. #amagenting #literaryagentsofchange #literarycommunity #mentorship

The TV that usually is on CNN 24/7 has now been on the Hallmark Channel (or some Brazilian version of it?) for a week straight.

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These bitches were healthy and sane enough to install themselves as dictators for life. But when it's time for consequences, everyone is suddenly mentally ill, frail, and losing their mental faculties. Ok.

Que dia lindo. Cada vez que atualizo o UOL tem mais um golpista sendo preso ✨

Supreme Court has asked the police to arrest all of Bolsonaro's accomplices now that the trial is concluded. 🥂🥂

With these idiots as friends, who needs enemies? www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBrV...

"Well, Wicked: For Good did not fix the parts of the musical ..." First of all, there was nothing in the musical that needed fixing.

If I hadn't known already, I would know Bolsonaro took an L just by the fact that every single TV set at the gym was tuned to the NFL.

When you just wake up to excellent news. 🙃

Is AI writing Forbes' headlines?

Seriously, what is wrong with these people?

Genuinely offended South Americans were not included. 😑

OMG FINALLY

Hammajang Luck is up for a Goodreads Choice Award in the science fiction category!!! if you enjoyed my heist lesbians, you can vote in the first round here mahalo nui loa!!!

Is everyone unretiring in figure skating????

I’m not doing #BluePit today because I’m still pretty sick and trying to save my spoons for client work, but some stuff is crossing my feed. If I liked your pitch, you can submit your query to me at querytracker.net/query/ThaisA...

Very happy for my NYers friends. Also very happy that all the haters are furious.

So. His aunt.

Quando que eu vou poder votar nessa mulher pra Presidente?

Americans are about to learn a lot about Caixa 2.

They are giving away 50 copies of my debut, The Poet Empress, on goodreads! I hope you'll enter 🥰 #booksky #ThePoetEmpress

Not even my stupid bank app is working properly today. 💀

Hey, Sydette needs help. She is one of the people who makes the world brighter and better simply by existing. If you have the capacity, please consider dropping her what you can.

Doing another pass today because yesterday was so, so busy at the day job.

Great day for this hell site to just ... not work.

I'm so excited to participate in my first #DVPit as an agent! If I like your pitch, please send your query and first 50 pages to querytracker.net/query/ThaisA.... I'm looking forward to reading!!! 💜

Absolutely heinous.

Man, getting on Congress' ass is really working here in Brazil. I feel like we could get some stuff.

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How evil must one be to intercept a benign aid ship on its way to innocents gripped by famine & bombs? It should be extremely clear to the world that these genocidaires are very intentional in their aim to starve Palestinians. Solidarity with the flotilla. They’re the best of us.