i have received word that CNN is now considering a hit piece on me. thankfully none of them know how to use any search engine that isn't ChatGPT

AI is a competency test. If you find AI particularly useful, you are incompentent.

QUICK! He's fading! Someone give the President a bump! www.reddit.com/r/CringeTikT...

A wonderful reddit exchange of ideas

I think every test subject that contributed to opiates being pain relievers lied during the study. They just got high as balls and were like "Oh yeah, my pain's totally going away... gimme me please." Or there's something wrong me me and Tramadol makes me puke and it went down the toilet.

btw People don't like the #Matrix sequels. But based on the quality of movies at the time. Released now, overall, they'd be pretty good. Also it helps to know about the events of Enter the Matrix (pretty meh video game) and The Animatrix (literally the best Matrix movie, but animated and weird).

My favourite #Deadpool lore is that he lost his mind during his mutant tranformation. He lives in his universe like anyone else, but he thinks he's in a (comic book/movie) because he's fuckin' looney.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I HANDLED CHOPPED REAPER AND DIDNT WASH MY HANDS PROPERLY. NOW MY PENIS BURNS. FUCK.

Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness is 30 years old. It's still not very good. *shrug*

It's about time Christchurch learned to dodge bullets. *buh duh tssssssss* www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...

Was there antifa or pro-trans messages written on the artillery shells? www.thedailybeast.com/jd-vances-mo...

There were no agent provocateurs at the no kings protests because the US government is in shut down.

The Department of Homeland Security’s threat assessment process is… ask Elon’s racist chatbot?

Conservatives are starting to cement around "those videos of huge crowds are AI". Seriously. While the VP posts actual AI slop of trump as a king. #NoKings

Well /r/conservative, you care at least enough to devote half of your front page to different posts whinging about the protest. ww.reddit.com/r/Conservati...

lol holy shit "My wife said she might even go to this. She claims she's an 'independent' ... But she doesn't even want to listen to me patiently explain real facts and things that actually happened." www.reddit.com/r/Conservati...

The democrats could've run with Bernie in 2016. Just saying. www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCrin...

Republicans when someone calls them Nazis: "STOP THIS VIOLENT RHETORIC!" Also republicans: x.com/DavidPepper/...

These motherfuckers will do anything to get out of answering questions. Or maybe we shouldn't have geriatrics in charge of anything. www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/c...

More abuse of YouTube's copyright system against GN: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4Yg...

"we can't get to the bodies because you destroyed the buildings they were being kept in" is an interesting play. www.bbc.com/news/article...

I reviewed Ghost Of Yōtei, probably the richest and tastiest "AAA" action game I've played in a very long time. A great revenge story with a toybox of a combat system, it's got some design issues but it's bloody grand. Read here: www.thejimquisition.com/post/ghost-o...

Wouldn't be surprised if the #Tron Legacy Original Motion Picture Soundtrack ( Daft Punk ) sold more than the movie. old.reddit.com/r/memes/comm...

I wish Bill Burr would jsut be honest and say "I didn't know about the depths of the human rights abuses in Saudi Arabia, and I just wanted the paycheck." The self-righteous, pig-headed "I was bringing comedy to the oppressed people!" attitude, calling everyone 'bots' is cringeworthy.

Holy shit. This is Angelo Elia, a legislative correspondent for Congressman Dave Taylor. According to @rooster.info, during a Zoom meeting today, he had an American nazi flag displayed in the background.

Oh america, you and your war crimes. www.bbc.com/news/article...

*sigh* www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/10...

Over-under on how long it takes for Israel and Hamas to start shooting at each other again?

I know what you're thinking. "Why don't they wear less gear?" But the gear is the third most important part of their cosplay. The first two being able to open carry semi-automatic weaponry, and being able to abuse minorities without fear of consequence. www.reddit.com/r/CringeTikT...

Of course he did. He's 79 years old. If he gets covid or influenza he'll probably die. Shit, if he falls down he might die. www.fox13now.com/politics/the...

The year is 2029. Although Donald Trump died of natural causes in 2028, the republicans are running an AI LLM chatbot version of Donald Trump for president. The Supreme Court rules it is not a 4th term as it is a separate entity. The bot hallucinates that the leader of antifa lives in Afghanistan.

Close www.reddit.com/r/CringeTikT...

lol you know what you bought www.reddit.com/r/iphone/com...

lol www.reddit.com/r/50501/comm...

"No one is born a sinner. You have to work hard to achieve success."

I would like to address the phenomenom of Brainrot Video Editing: - portrait mode, especially cropped from a landscape source - background music, especially shit music - super-title text covering part of the video - animated and/or incorrect, or ONE. WORD. AT. A. TIME sub-titles - emojis pls stop

I know there's a lot going on in politics right now. I also think a lot of people have skipped right over Trump lamenting the idea that he 'can't use' a racial epithet for black people that starts with 'n'. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVTy...

Hmmm suddenly it's not Terrorism™®©. It's just "Who knows what has compelled him to this". I wonder what's different, /r/conservative? old.reddit.com/r/Conservati...

Before the end of 2026, Donald Trump will claim credit for killing Bin Laden.

This is an actual screenshot. In a game, using photo mode. Gross and awesome. #DyingLight

I know Nostalgesia is a dangerous drug but this could be good. I hope they don't take it too seriously. www.reddit.com/r/Scrubs/com...

I have a theory that suburban men must use their loudest power tools early on saturday morning in a sort of dominance competition. The loudest, longest, performance of a two-stroke-motor leaf blower at 8am wins dominance over the neighbourhood.

/r/conservative has now gone full "tylenol causes autism". Specifically that brand though? Because of a tweet. I guess. None of them even read the 'article'. old.reddit.com/r/Conservati...

/r/conservative is doing the two-days-to-cement-on-talking-points-to-retroactively-agree-with-Trump's-dumb-shit thing again. "Actually Trump/RFK aren't fucking idiots for stating paracetamol causes autism, look at this one tweet" www.reddit.com/r/Conservati...

"ANTI-ICE" Hello fellow ANTI-ICE, how do you do?

One of my favourite conservative behaviours currently is them saying "You're quoting Charlie Kirk out of context!" Then posting whichever full quote contains the original quote, and the context doesn't change. It's just a longer quote of Charlie Kirk being a douche.

Autistic conservatives are freakin' out right now. Just wait until they start calling you 'defectives'.