The Obamacare replacement has been two weeks away for a decade. Here's to another lousy 20-year quagmire www.bbc.com/news/live/c3...

Before searching for images of the mural. "Hmmm bit strange the mural isn't in the article" Going to find a pic... www.foxnews.com/us/providenc...

Iran will torch Kharg before letting the US take it. And Trump won't 'obliterate' it. It's like, half the reason for the invasion he started. www.rnz.co.nz/news/top/591...

Just watched the #JohnOliver segment on the park passes. They only put Washington's face on there so if it gets defaced they can be all "HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT GEORGE WASHINGTON!" Like that's who the defacement will be targeted at.

www.bbc.com/news/live/c8... "Trump says US could 'take oil in Iran'" WOW IT'S ALMOST LIKE THAT WAS THE ENTIRE GOAL

Years. They're going to be there for years. www.reuters.com/world/middle...

Watching Andor. Trying to take Star Wars seriously. I powered through the The Sopranos. I can do this.

lol the director of the FBI doesn't use 2FA

He wanted his picture on them. www.bbc.com/news/article...

There goes my weekened #DyingLight store.steampowered.com/news/app/300...

www.reddit.com/r/animalsdoi... Duck does what it says on the tin.

Do they still do darwin awards? www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...

In-depth technical testing on Crimson Desert, including our first full debut of our simulation time error ('animation error') charts in comparative form! www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tz4...

Imagine celebrating the death of the guy that let you get away with it www.reddit.com/r/Conservati... Also does this mean we're allowed to celebrate the death of charlie kirk now?

I get this stuck in my head from time to time, for example right now. It sucks I can't walk around singing it without getting punched in the face. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg56...

I have been sedated for a medical procedure with fentanyl. I think they're jsut throwing it at people for fun. Also I feel like a potato.

#JohnOliver has never fucked a couch. According to [email protected], anyway.

Just use some of that 'unlimited' annumition you've got, duh. Then you won't need to beg the rest of the world help fix your fuck-up. www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/...

Yay war crimes! www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...

Deep-diving AMD's anti-consumer actions and lobbying to deregulate an industry: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJcf...

Everyone piling on old Chalamalelelele like they actually go to the ballet

HOLY SHIT. A dark money group, hidden behind a bunch of shell companies, is paying influencers thousands of dollars PER POST to attack @katmabu.bsky.social on social media a month before her election. Thank you to the people who declined the money and went forward with this. So who's behind this?

top comment "what the fuck are we doing?" Good news buddy. You're invading the middle east because the war machine needs more money to eat. First time around? www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/...

what in the fuck "filmed herself urinating in classrooms, on a student’s property, and masturbating, to post on a pornographic website" www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...

Haaaaaa www.bbc.com/news/article...

I took 3mg of THC and walked downtown to renew my driver license. For the next ten years, no cops will know I'm mildly baked in my license photo.

"ground operation" *Invasion*. The US is going to *invade* #Iran. Enjoy your new 20 year quagmire! www.stuff.co.nz/world-news/3...

I don't know what they they would happen when censoring the phrase "#Microslop." The internet would go "Yeah they're right. AI is awesome and we shouldn't mock Microsoft" ?

simulation's stuck in a loop www.foxnews.com/politics/tru...

So was that girls' school tho www.stuff.co.nz/world-news/3...

You ever go somewhere for service and the person serving you seems to have the goal of coming up with reasons to NOT help you?

He's 900000000 years old. He has chafing on his neck from his shirt being too tight. Stop paying attention to this shit. He probably raped young women and has broken international law, and committed some (more) war crimes a couple of days ago. Fuck's sake. www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-dis...

Why buy $110 new game when can buy two old game for $70? #PatientGamers

War crimes on Day 1 of their war? Is this a new record for the US? www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f...

Operation Epic Fury. #TitleOfYourSexTape

It's an oil war. That's all. The US wants control of Iran's oil. Same shit. Different decade.

Iraq just hiding in the corner trying not to be noticed

Modern app: We'll do maintenance at 430am, no one will notice the downtime Me, awake since 130am:

Well yeah. The right are fucking idiots. So that tracks. nypost.com/2026/02/25/o...

Unethical Life Pro-tip: If you said you're sick so you can work from home, eat a hot pepper before joinging zoom meetings. Runny nose, watering eyes, nasal speech.

I'm not going to read about the state of the union but I'm going to guess he rants about the radical left democrats, takes credit for things that haven't happened, takes credit for good things that have nothing to do with him, and compares himself to lincoln

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