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Nerding the fuck out on Ken Burns’ new American Revolution doc series. I love you, @pbs.org.

The Ancient Greeks would have immortalized her via marble statues by now, my god.

Just started playing Detroit: Become Human and every time Markus introduces himself I want him to be like, “…with a K.” Lmfao like I’m sorry, he’s already a marginalized android…you couldn’t just spell it “Marcus”? 😂

The way I’m about to devour some wonton soup, chicken lo mein and some spring rolls. Fuck. 🤤🤤🤤

Lmfao they want us to “dress up” to sit like a sausage in economy.

Trying to make Mohammed bin Salman feel at home as they take questions from the press, President Trump invites the Saudi Crown Prince to select one reporter to have executed.

If Miss Piggy isn’t on SNL this weekend, they’ll prove that they truly have no idea what they’re doing anymore.

Ugh, I HATEEEE when my bonesaw slices people up on accident!!!!! Sooo frustrating 🙄

Insanely grateful that I just found a job. I’ll end up with only two weeks without pay in between being let go and my new start date. To say I’m relieved would be an understatement, but this also came through an ex-coworkers referral…

LMAOOOOO who’s destroying Christmas now, bitch!!!!!!!!

Ordered baklava…….forgot I was allergic to nuts…..fuck.

Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.

They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok

Procrastinating so hard on starting #Pluribus. I just…I know its going to run my life for the next six years and I’m excited about that, I am. I’m just mentally preparing. Might rip that bandaid off tonight 😬

And when a study comes out next year about an uptick in veteran suicides people will wonder why.

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

Lol just got put on furlough bc my company benefits from government contracts and with Trump’s petty underfunding to NY, they now have to shut down the entire department. Yay!!!!!!!

BREAKING: A federal jury in Brooklyn awarded our clients — 674 immigrants unlawfully jailed by the Suffolk County Sheriff’s Office — $112 million. Could not be more proud to work at @latinojustice.bsky.social and to partner with the talent of Winston & Strawn.

Fucking thankfully. Imagine being THIS against feeding hungry people lmfao. My god.

Oh HELL yeah

Good things are possible and we don't have to settle.

BEEN ON THIS FUCKIN TRAIN. LETS GO, ZO!!!!!!!!!!

C’MON JAYS. DO THIS!!!!! #WorldSeries

Wrobelski is Wario to Glasnow’s Mario #WorldSeries

Well isn’t this exciting!!!! #WorldSeries

Someone just take me out back and get it done with already. Darwinism should have cooked my ass by now.

An actual recession indicator.

I’m sorry….people been getting free beef?!?! Where, Beth?!?!?

At this point i’m going to assume Pete can’t grow a full beard. Probably comes in all patchy and weird and makes him feel like less of a man. He looks at his shitty stubble every morning and downs two gulps if listerine to take the edge off.

Bluesky Halloween Weekend Thirst Trap Post: ✔️

JAG was my gparent’s all-time favorite show. Reruns for the children!!!!!

BREAKING: Letitia James has announced a Government portal for Videos and images of ICE Agents who may have committed crimes. Please Use it and SHARE! ag.ny.gov/federal-acti...

Judge, Ohtani, Wemby, Lamar, etc….we are, in real time, watching a new era of athleticism come to life. An amazing time to be a fan of professional sports.

"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown." Source: old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...

No crime under the felon prez!!!!! None!!!!!!

I predict that this will backfire quite quickly and end up hurting the cab drivers way more than Curb.

ICE agents greeted by a hero on arrival in New York this evening. Make statues of this.

Man, fuck this shit.

About to get my period and woke up sick, why wouldn’t I have two parties to go to this weekend????? 🙄🙄🙄

When all this is over and he is dragged out of the people's house by his fingernails, I want to see every tower, every golf course, every hotel bearing his name razed to the ground and erased from history. This abomination. This obscenity of a man.

I’ll tell ya one thing, it was 7 million people who fuckin hate this lying bitch.

Lmao what?

Task. Wow. What a ride. Absolutely zero filler. So happy they didn’t drag that out. What a great show. #Task

Ah ha!

SNL running so late tn???? What’s going on here????

Says the party that’s actively banning books and secretly glazing Hitler.

15 US states and territories have formed a new Public Health Alliance, which will counter the absence of federal leadership by tracking outbreaks, issuing guidance, buying vaccines and more. Members of the new alliance include CA, CO, CT, DE, GU, HI, IL, MD, MA, NJ, NY, NC, OR, RI, WA.

I truly couldn’t care less about the new Frankenstein. Do enough people still care about that story???? Like, how many times does this need to be done????

Charli was Sally????? Oh, I know the SNL after party’s gonna be lit tonight. I’m so jealous lmao. #SNL