NICO ROSBERG JUST WALKED PAST THE SKY TEAM AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN SPEAK TO HIM. WHAT'S THE POINT.

lecfosi at it again GOD just give him and max a penalty for some shit idk, that was a stupid race 🥴

naomi mogging jenson and simon shes absolutely radiant today 😭😭

oh thank god. also idk how to feel about that race, i think i was entertained??

verstappen doing his su!cidal racing as per usual

COLIN FARRELL MY LOVE, EVERYTHING IS FINE WITH HIM THERE

im too drunk for this im about to cry

OSCAR DRIVE FASTER WHITE BOY

balance restored 🕯🕯 never in doubt papaya

.... we never left???????

merc can't be washed already this has to be sandbagging

like you know i love osc being in the top three, but a max, charles, oscar top three is literally a trio of nightmares

i don't know why i'm so caught off guard by rapeseed plants every year. i forget every single year and then BANG. allergies.

I PASSED IN MY OP81 SHIRT HE'S GOING TO HAVE A GOOD MIAMI!!!!

🏆 14 years ago today, Nico Rosberg got his maiden victory. This also was Mercedes' first win in Formula 1 since 1955. A historic day for the German driver & German team.

also i miss my wife nico i feel like i haven't posted about that in a while :(

random q but does anyone know how the hidden replies on here work, cause i get the *slightest* of negative ones and they get hidden, even when i didn't hide them? if someone reports, does it auto hide or something?

cause that's his son!! his number one boy!! mercedes f1 family propaganda runs deep!!

Today, as we celebrate the defeat of Viktor Orbán in the Hungarian election, let’s pay tribute to Seb Vettel, who famously wore this #SameLove T-shirt during the 2021 #F1 #HungarianGP weekend, to protest the anti-#LGBTQ+ laws introduced by Orbán’s government at that time. 🌈

why has the life of being charmed by elfyn / thierry fallen on to me, oscar and alex already cause me enough suffering

god i hate april

NEVER IN DOUBT

jenson doing the commentary is the only thing keeping me awake rn

imagine if lewis did this

so turns out this feeling is even worse when we've not even STARTED A GRAND PRIX

no one tells you that when you're a bitch who had a lisp as a kid, wearing retainers is like going through speech therapy AGAIN

now what the FUCK happened here behind the scenes

i remembered to change my team. i love you oscar but minimum requirement to be on my team is to have completed a grand prix this season :(

AND ITS IN ABERDEEN??? EXCUSE ME??? this is genuinely the final push for me to try to keep up with the wrc calendar

RALLY IN SCOTLAND??????? HERE?????

my teeth feel fucking massive what the hell

mercedes family pr DOES work on me unfortunately </3

getting my braces taken off wearing my 2007 bmw sauber jacket, it felt fitting to embody this loser today

was not able to watch the oscars last night for the first time in years cause i had to be up early. grateful to be in a world where michael b jordan won and not chamalamadingdong <3

wiaitwaitwait i didn't realise that they called kimi antonelli "räikkönen" when he went on podium 😭😭 poor guy

NICO AND KIMI'S FIRST RACE WIN BOTH BEING CHINA, I'VE SEEN THE SCRIPT. THAT'S MERCEDES FAMILY.

like sure i wish a papaya boy was there but that was lowkey one of the classiest podiums we've had in a long time...

from my home screen. diva lock in.

my heart hurts for mclaren, but it sings for the mercedes family <3

first time in a while that i haven't had to mute my f1 broadcast cause of the british anthem playing

bono, lewis, toto, kimi, and george all hugging each other... nico rosberg why are you absent from your family

sir lewis hamilton podium oh how i have missed you <3

... do we think lewis is going to win or can i go to sleep.

REEEEEALLY odd decision to make the f1 season start in japan, still looking forward to the cars on track!

omg i forget i left oscar on x2 EVERYONE IGNORE ME PLEASE

two out of my three drivers being unable to start.

JUSTICE IS REAL

both mclaren and alex in the fucking pit lane. lewis is my only driver still out there. please.

lando's car is fucked, but so is verstappen's so actually everything is okay 😁

ferrari if you're good for anything please give lewis the good start into p1 🙏