unimaxxing rn (sitting in my flatmates room and supervising that he gets his late powerpoint done)

with a clearer head i can recognise that lewis' race was not Bad at all, im just Worried because if ferrari have a competitive car like we saw, they are 10000% going to give charles the advantage and i'd hate to see lewis lose out because of f1/ferrari politics

i still don't understand what the fuck these regulations are. nico, please, if you can hear me i need you to drag yourself to a race and info dump on sky sports f1

george is such a loser he's won me back, can't wait for whatever negative aura shit he's going to say when he wins the wdc

ily george but i have no whimsy left in my soul to be happy about this right now

tbh the fia made a really odd decision to start the f1 season in china, but im looking forward to the cars on track next week!!

imagine being 41 years old and the most important person in the history of formula 1, yet also a sacrificial lamb 😁🔫

i have a question is lewis hamilton the only person in the entirety of scuderia ferrari who knows how to do race strategy

lewis getting fucked over by ferrari favouritism, oscar out of his home gp, isack out, williams zero points, max fucking verstappen somehow doing good. it's like if you could write a race just to upset me specifically

sidenote and i know he's dead last but are we sure lance stroll isn't getting literal nerve damage right now

not the aussie and aussie lite both being out

SIR LEWIS HAMILTON REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

the lion does not concern themselves with the mclaren mastercard formula one team right now. the lion has bigger shit to worry about right now.

charles can you just fuck off please a lewis win would genuinely be the only thing to make this weekend feel better

an electric chair might feel nicer

If I had a nickel for every time new engine regs began with a top 3 in qualifying consisting of two Mercedes drivers and a Red Bull driver making his team debut alongside a 4-time champion teammate, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

happy that merc are finding their footing again, but shame mcl is the cost of that. george does deserve this success :p (even if I think osc should get this at his gp)

I BELIEVE IN SIR LEWIS HAMILTON N8 HE'S GOING TO DOMINATE (im delusional)

im between watching quali and drunkenly explaining the past 20 years of f1 politics to my flatmate right now

im literally on the couch snuggling with my wife (my male gay as fuck flatmate) trying to sleep before quali. sorry for kimi, hope the mcl boys do well, i love lewis so much i could cry. im sure it'll be fine </3

this ant-ham-rus-pia is so beautiful, STOP THE COUNT!!

am i going insane why do the driver onboards sounds like fucking jackhammers, what happened to my beautiful sport f1

congrats to sir lewis hamilton for his 2026 australian grand prix win! (he's the only one who finishes the race)

i love my team(s) and obviously i want us to succeed but GOD do i want lewis to win it just to prove annoying ass f1 fans wrong

completely forgot that jenson is here this weekend heeeeey king

#he is so retiring at the end of this season, my haterism is absolutely thriving right now

finally remembered to join the bsky f1 league on time this year 🕯🕯 i will not forget about my team by mid season again. i will remember to swap drivers🕯🕯

that fuck ass dog 😭 (congrats to the happy couple. alexandra looked incredible, charles is also there ig)

2012 bahrain gp literally saw the uk parliament table a motion about how crazy it was that the race was going ahead to sportswash bahrain's abuse of human rights/violent protests, yet you think f1 has grown a moral standing *now* and will cancel the race? please.

law essays make me crash out so unequivocally bad

it’s twin peaks day ☕

don't really care about dts but nico is doing a talking head segment so unfortunately i will be tuning in 😔

saw a schumi 2004 leather jacket at the market but it was £100 and also tiny 😔

📸 As seen via @iqrahmbutta44 on X from Sir's Instagram post.

they've literally got arvid lindblad slaving out there dear god 😭 someone give that boy a break

had a long conversation with a flatmate trying to explain that michael schumacher is in fact Whimsy, but he sounds like complete psycho to any normal person

i forget how long testing lasts cause ive done a days work + chores + two doctors appointments and were STILL going

people are far too blinded by sebmark propaganda to realise mark is not really a great driver to lead by. the guy is a bit of a dick, has confessed that seb/oscar outperform him as drivers, not pushed oscar enough. mark webber is good at the pr victim game, which he's done since 2011/12.

baby nico on the f1 socials 🤏

@ ferrari

nico not being able to post about his wife without car dudebros posting lewis, it's weeeeird

happy valentines 💌

my mental health will significantly improve when alonso and verstappen's retirement bit actually comes true

duo 🥺🤞

lewis: "it feels like a gp2 car" and the response is he's washed, he needs to retire, he's an awful driver, he's making excuses max: "it's not fun to drive and not the original f1 feeling" and the response is WOOOOOOW 🤩 HE SAYS IT LIKE IT IS, THAT'S A TRUE CHAMP HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HIS PR 🥰

fucking dying on my period still and i don't even have cars on track to entertain me ☹️

i didn't like ralf schumacher anyway for his weird racist ass but now im learning his new fiancé is in the french national front?? fucking PARDON?? 😭