nothing makes me want to shop from an online retailer less than when they won’t LEAVE my email THE FUCK ALONE!!!! i don’t want to tell you how my socks are!!!! if they were bad i’d say something!!!!

entering my “really into clowns” era

finally tried them! turkey dinner: somehow unsurprisingly, this was pretty good! tasted like stuffing pumpkin pie: not so gross that I wouldn’t take another bite, but got less appealing with each subsequent one. cognitive dissonance too high with this one

for science

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ok that’s kinda sick to watch

BREAKING: Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) has bought access to a surveillance tool that is updated every day with billions of pieces of location data from hundreds of millions of mobile phones, according to ICE documents reviewed by 404 Media. 🔗 www.404media.co/ice-to-buy-t...

playing Dance Dance Revolution today, please suggest charts

first time I’ve ever been on a podcast! was a delightful time 🥰

14 MFC #2 and #3 in one set?????? and 11p on Dual Striker ESP-17 🤑!!!!

MotL6 schedule is here! Check out the entire schedule at this page: docs.google.com/spreadsheets... We'll have a search option set up shortly, but for now this at least has all the info you should need. If you registered for an event and don't see your name on the schedule, email us right away!

who needs a suitcase when you have a 24qt stock pot

I play game

Taco Bell rethinks AI drive-through after man orders 18,000 waters. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

all gas no brakes all steps no turns 18 AAA #1 🥲 shoutout @shoopa.net for running this with me more than any sane person should

anyone else put their underwear on inside out without noticing at least twice a week or is this just a me thing

took a pottery course with my partner - here’s some stuff I made!

West-Coast field trip for @teamheron.bsky.social! Had an awesome time gaming and hanging with everyone again! 🙌 Still missing a few members... Hoping for a full squad get-together soon 🔥❤️🪶

15 #61 and 16 #19 tonight! s/o to @ambones.bsky.social for giving me the Alpacore ESP challenge 🫡 💖

playing a Pokémon game for the first time in my ~entire life~

Seattle, the city of interpretive driving

This has been a terrible year to understand both "Government" and "Computer".

hole

There’s still some things left but we can’t wait any longer! Our website is up and has (most) tournament rules and a little preview of Wednesday: motl.info We’ll have a livestream at 2pm ET/11am PT Sat, July 5th with more info at twitch.tv/ohioddr Remaining rules should be up in a day or two!

quite possibly the most bonkers set I’ve ever played in my life: - 17 PFC #2 (!!!!!!!!) - new 15 PFC, second play - 43p cleanup on an existing 15 PFC - new 16 PFC after a months-long flag all in one set!!! the endorphin rush!!!

‼💣MAX 300 BIRTHDAY CHALLENGE ‼💣 I didn't get a chance to do a birthday stream this year, so this will make up for it. I hope you can stop by while I put my body through the gauntlet! 💪😤 📆: Sunday, June 29th ⌚: 2:00 PM PDT 📍: twitch.tv/kay0ss

Yeah

happy Sveta Gets Lasik Day to all who celebrate

dance dance revolution

first time I’ve ever gotten TWO new 16s in one session! pour one out for the 16p run on in the past 🥃

does mayonnaise go on the inside or the outside of the sandwich

I am super excited to finally launch!!! Please consider checking it out or sharing it with someone who loves good soap. It would mean a lot to me!!!

big cleanup in the 16s folder today!

love having Spotify connected to Discord so now all my friends know how obsessed I am with J Balvin

why is kakumei csp

a small compilation I call “Kestrel Gets Comfortable”

followup: I have had both an ice cream sandwich and a seltzer in the bath

eating an ice cream sandwich in the bath like a real grownup

obsessed with the apothecary diaries wow

*breathing intensifies*

no work only cat

Don’t want to work, only want to game

g a m i n g

💃💃💃💃💃💃

shower beer but make it protein shake

[11] Ride Hard Live Free – 99.30 EX (8th place!!!) All 4 Ex in the 32nd bursts lol. Bracket taps are hella fun though. #ITLOnline2025

-> man at the bar sees me looking at sneakers on my phone -> starts making suggestions -> immediately runs away when I start explaining DDR

Five !!

A 991 PB to a PFC in two plays today 😮‍💨

couple solid gets today.. itching to close out Sakura Sunrise CSP now…