Quick, turn on the radio: are they playing Swan Lake yet?

Taking on populations with Viking heritage, either in Greenland or Minnesota, seems like a bad choice for pasty white wimps with delusions of superiority.

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Me want do that.

"This level of lawless malice is not sustainable."

Holy Moley! Niners!!

Make this about whatever murderboat instructions Stephen Miller gave Greg Bovino to implement. www.emptywheel.net/2026/01/07/t...

I can't believe they gave me a university degree without making sure I knew about this.

@dieworkwear.bsky.social Maybe if I asked AI to match clothing, or evaluate wardrobe choices, it would yield output that an expert could comment on, on different levels. E.g.: Is it as good as Garanimals? 👋

I wonder how it feels for people with poli sci degrees to live in a world where a geriatric donkey works the levers of power with his hooves.

This 250th anniversary year we can prove we are stronger than a malignant narcissist & virulent racist and his depraved enablers willing to destroy our democracy to participate in power’s orbit. This is our chance to stem this hateful fascist agenda & pursue justice & decency. Let’s get it done!

The freaks who want to inspect the genitals of every kid in America are now demanding to get into your kid's nursery school to do a little racism. We can reject all of this useless, hateful shit in 2026.

French Government Defends Spending $148 Million to Get George and Amal Clooney to Become Citizens. Officials Cite Photos, Saying, Damn, Right?

Greetings to my friends in the future, where it is already 2026! Happy New Year!

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Yeah I've been drinking, but just look at the beautiful composition of this scene. It's from Man in the Middle, 1964.

I actually found some interesting present for my kids, and even got a couple for me. I can't wait to see the look on my face! Merry Christmas!

I feel like there's pressure to do a residency at The Sphere, but I just don't have a concept.

@crampell.bsky.social More references to scholastic debate team terms, please. It's a small target audience, but therein is much appreciated..

This is some serious sociological/ideological tension, playing out between two choo choo trains fighting to prove who knows the least.

If there is one thing I will always stand behind, it's the 0 (zero) fret.

Kash Patel has hurt feelings.

Fun fact: if you do a Google image search of the eagle, the result is "The image displays a gilded eagle emblem, which is identified as the Parteiadler (Nazi Eagle). This specific emblem once adorned the entrance to Adolf Hitler's private living quarters in the Old Reich Chancellery in Berlin."

Billionaire Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, pardoned by Donald Trump, has been accused of facilitating millions of dollars’ worth of payments to Hamas in the wake of its attack on Israel on October 7 2023. Zhao also financed the Trump family's entrance into the cryptocurrency market.

Oh I so did. Thanks!

"And the operator says forty cents more For the next three minutes pleeease Mrs. Avery, I just want to talk to her..."

"Place looks wonderful from here and you folks look wonderful from here! And seein' you there With a smile on your face Makes me shout This must be the place."

Past my sell-by date, not needing to be sold. What does old even mean? #haiku

Okay, so now my outside is 65, but my view outward is still brand new, when I stop and notice what's always real about me.

Marco Rubio looks like someone kept alive only by tubes of liquids pumped into his body while he wishes he could just die.

A small amuse bouche from 1977, for those who celebrate: www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4if...

I knew a girl who Rearranged the stars, and watched Mannix for the cars. #haiku

What do you need to do to ‘earn’ a trillion dollars in this economy? | First Dog on the Moon

And Ghislaine said, AND I want a puppy, so then they had to find a way to make THAT happen.

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Jinx Field!"

The Commanders, who had Trump as a guest, lost to the Lions

There should definitely be an app for that.

Two ends of the ingenious invention spectrum that fascinate me: Ernest Lawrence builds a tiny table top cyclotron, and WWII soldiers construct a radio receiver with no power source out of scrap parts.

Did not expect to hear such a rousing audience reaction tonight at the mention of Eugene V. Debs. 💖

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

What channel is the Dershowitz thing going to be on?

Having seen marble installations a few times, I think that Trump's bathroom marble was fake. False consistencies in the grain patterns.

I didn't realize that there was a hillside Italian town in my tail light.

Even Jeff Lynne's voice wears dark tinted glasses.