I know it’s their podcast, but this is also an awesome potential porno title.

Breaking News- Car thief says newfangled door locks will put him out of a job.

So, ‘Silent Hill f’ was an interesting journey. Session 1-3: “Not bad, but not quite as good as SH2 Remake.” 3-5: “Huh. Ok, so this is cooking. Definitely on par with some of the franchise’s best.” 6-Finale: “This thing’s a goddamn masterpiece and I will blind anyone who says otherwise with a fork

WOOO! New TTRPG for me to never be able to interest other people in!

Mine wants them in a tomb next to him, buried within a labyrinth of intricate traps that require thumbs.

Uh. Who wants to put money down that he used an LLM to write that awkward-ass sentence?

I used to love this game so much. It’s a shame that the series didn’t get additional entries.

*Charles Bronson voice* "Ay mom, how 'bout some cookies?" "No dice" "This. Ain't. Over"

One thing I love about Star Trek… HUGE FUCK-OFF CAPITAL SHIP= Diplomatic and science flagship. Something one-eighth that size? OH GOD, WHY DOES IT HAVE THIS MANY WEAPONS?

Cue the ‘Benny Hill’ theme.

I wonder how many of them have children. I wonder how many will tell them what they did at this point in history if they aren’t old enough to remember. I wonder how many will see the faces of a parent in videos like this, and understand that they were raised by a monster, if they don’t know already.

I can only hope and pray that some poor son of a bitch doesn’t see this when they’ve got a gun in their mouth, and they’re looking for a sign that they shouldn’t do it.

*slips two Extra Strength Tylenol into your drink* “Hey, baby… why don’t we go back to my place and I’ll show you my model train collection…”

Jesus never kept one of the pens at the bank… but he thought about it.

Aw. But I thought they valued free speech.

Never would I suspect that a modern assassination would descend into the theater of the absurd, but… Here we are.

Bro’s final words really were ‘Not counting gang violence…’ Most ironic note to get a cap busted in your ass on.

Slightly diminish a book. A Tale of One City

In short, buy a gun, then use it to free cats from the local shelter. Begin a string of cat-themed robberies in a major metropolitan area. Begin a sexy rivalry with a hot billionaire who dresses as a winged mammal. Treat yourself.

Remember how the central theme was ‘assholes always want to take and use what makes you special, but they want you to stop being ‘you’?’ Yeah. It’s a goddamn horror movie.

So, it doesn’t look like I can do polls on this site just yet, so I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask folks to type out their response. Would you be inclined to play a fighting game with a primarily female roster? Yes, no, depends on the quality of the game/variety of fighting styles?

50th Anniversary of ‘Jaws’ got some CRAZY promos, bruh.

Except that thing with the Necronomicon.

Let’s have a ‘not being a rapist piece of shit’ contest. Aaaaand GO. I win.

To those who voted for King Donald the 1st, and who stand to lose their Medicaid, and/or SNAP benefits; allow me to provide you with the same compassionate advice the Republican Party has offered for the last 40-50 years. Ahem. “Get a job.”

It’s Chinatown, Jake.

… Is it anyone else, or does this look like a giant, gold-plated cock?

I love that they’re just so happy that they pulled something like this off without killing either of them, lol. Unless I’m mistaken, even her opponent is smiling after the match. And I’m not saying that as a negative, or legitimately think it’s cool when they achieve something new.

RFK Jr. is secretly JFK. The brain worm is just a coverup to explain the scarring Oswald’s bullet caused in his brain. TRUST NO ONE. *leaps through a window in a shower of glass

“No, you can’t touch mommy’s papers.” *pulls back divorce paperwork with proposed full custody agreement where he can’t see them

It lost me when the brain surgery did nothing. Either shut it down before it cuts into his headmeats, or have the courage to give us half a movie of a lobotomized Daniel Craig making out with ferns and shooting random bystanders because he can’t recognize faces.

“Resurrect them?!?!? You fool! Then they could just be killed again!”

“All your sorceries and hell trinkets, and my boys still got away.” Favourite line of the year so far.

In honor of Pride month, I suggested a film called “Siege” aka “Self-Defense” and it’s being featured this weekend. It’s not happy movie at all, and despite being 40+ years old, it captures the realities the lgbt+ folk face every day. I look forward to watching with ya’ll this weekend. #frightclub

Predator: Killer of Killers is everything this franchise needs to do. Pitting the warriors of different cultures against the ultimate killing machine? Check. Deeper lore and exploration of the hunters? Check.

Me: I couldn’t POSSIBLY be more excited for Alien: Earth! *decides to pause the trailer and look closer Me: I was wrong.

You forget… TIME ZONES! It’s ALWAYS dipshit-o’clock SOMEWHERE on this planet.

Sudden urge to rewatch ‘The Relic’.

It’s for the sake of the CONCEPT of ‘fuck’, for fuck’s sake.

Fraud: Telling people you can get to Mars when you’re not capable of replicating technology developed in the 1960’s. Waste: Expending vast amounts of money and materiel, then having it explode due to point one above. Abuse: Using your unearned reputation for efficiency to fire half the government.

Me too buddy. Except for the wonky perspective on your left arm.

On the surface? Yes. On the other hand, ‘The Green Night’, ‘The Head Hunter’ and others show that dark medieval fantasy is not only possible, but that it can be excellent with the right hand at the wheel.

If you were a villain, who would you be?

Man’s tricep is a SUCCEEDcep.

The Union forever! Hurrah, boys, hurrah! Down with the traitor, up with the star; While we rally round the flag, boys, rally once again, Shouting the battle cry of freedom!

Where we’re going, we won’t need eyes to see, but we’re sure as shit gonna have to have em for the new EVENT FUCKIN’ HORIZON COMIC they are apparently making!!!

I’m gonna take up smoking and teach that cocksucker a LESSON!

Transition to a grading scale where homework accounts for only 20%, and the rest is comprised of oral presentations w/Q&A from the professor demonstrating learning, and tests to be completed once everyone has placed their phone face down on the desk, where you can see if they pick it up

Directed by Takashi Miike