Hangs up for TuckerEReeeerr…

TEO

Just like that tie game it’s like that guy is good or something

😬

Love me some instant bingo

Man, I love me a Saturday with nothing to do

Max Muncy walks it off for the @Dodgers with his THIRD homer of the night!

Great win boys! Do it again tomorrow

Alexa play What a Man by Salt N Peppa

God I love that nonchalant bat drop

THATS MY MAN MAXIMUM MUNCY

Glad MFH isn’t home for this to tell me I told you so

😐

There’s our cutie patootie

(Desperately trying to make some correlation between Andy and me, but there is none)

Hey Tanner you didn’t fuck it up good job

All the things she said running through my head

Atta baby Vesia

They were right to chant his name

Dills. Friend.

AGAIN

Joe Buck on Jackie Robinson Day? What did we do to deserve this?

Welp

MAXIMUM MUNCY

the astronauts coming out of the NASA capsule yelling fuck the Astros is wild

I really really enjoy Stephen and Orel together

Is there humidity in LA? Tyler’s hair looks extra fluffy tonight.

Good job, Dills

Mail organized 🤣

Why can’t they just take them on a boat? Why do they have to take them via helicopter?

Ham’d and egg’d it

Must be hard to get your land legs back on a floating raft in the middle of the ocean

That was enchanting to watch welcome home Artemis

Sorry @hahnapaulooza.bsky.social but I love these blue jerseys too

Crazy that they’re here right now and they’ll be back on earth in under an hour and a half

Holy crow. Poor kid

Off to do a shift at Dem HQs ✌🏼

Doing a little research on Kumar Rocker and found this “I thought he pitched tonight, which is a really good step for him”

Haven’t been paying attention to many other teams besides the Dodgers and dang Miami look at you go

People who actually like pickles are faking it

Last week I was flipping through a streaming service thinking there were a bunch of movies that I wanted to watch on it. Now I cannot remember what streaming service or what movies I was looking at.

Cmon UND get it together

Just pulled a tick off me

What are these Lego videos everyone is talking about

A big fat nap and for people to stop being idiots

My friend stopped me in mid sentence to tell me that she thought I was pretty and you know what we should do more of that. Stop friends mid sentence to complement that

Turns out it is hard to sing a song out loud and type at the same time

Whomp whomp

Maybe in a past life I lived in Tombstone bc I find Dylan Cease very attractive