Probably the goal all along

Me looking at the box score “holy cow who gave up 5 runs in the ninth?” “Oh. Miguel Rojas”

Shohei hit on the hand too? Great win boys but at what cost?

Good start, new guy

I’ll be at the game tomorrow and give the dog pats and tell him he’s innocent. The dog’s trainer however, we will have words

Larry Daryl AND Daryl? In this economy?

$3.73 cheapest gas so far, outside of Indianapolis

Great win boys! Do it again tomorrow

Ok is Treinen’s music The Outsiders or was that a DJ pick? Bc while I love Eric Church neither applies??

Almost went to that Beckett no hitter game. Woulda coulda shoulda

This team is so talented runs scored like that seem to anti-climactic

Ohtani how about you do something for once never mind you idiot

Too many players getting hit in this game

Like how that Bell + Howell commercial frames it as ‘her’ hating the mess not that men shouldn’t just clean up after themselves 🙄

Welp

Starting a 4 day road trip to Scottsdale tomorrow. I ‘think’ I am ready

Good job Bby Emmet

LOB City

Oh no

Welcome back Kiké!

Is that Steve Hilton a ‘Hilton’ Hilton?

I mean I get it but oof EK is being harsh

Ooh that sucks

Fun fact - Jake McCarthy is from Scranton

Ok it is all of your responsibility to make sure I remember my laptop on my road trip

Bestie - YAY! EK - eh

Goodnight sun

I was an adult ™️ this morning so I got myself an ice cream cone as a reward

We wish you the deep and perfect peace of a rescued baby goat snoozing in his dinner next to his best friends.

Faimily

Hate that my sister goes to bed so early how am I supposed to remember tomorrow what I want to ask her right now

Bluesky is for the stats boys and the writers fighting, actually

Dammit I like this one

The bagpipes and Brexton comforting his mother I am not ok

Great win boys! Do it again tomorrow

Ok what is that little … button it’s always taking me off site it’s annoying as fuck

Today is both my husbands and my friends birthday. Had two cards on the counter. One that says “Dad” for my son to sign. The other one says “50 Schmifty!” bc my friend’s turning 50. My husband is not. It also has fake tattoos with her face on it on top of it. Guess which card he signed.

Love how I’m tired most of the day and yet here I am at 11:32 not quite ready for sleep

Great win boys! Do it again tomorrow

Betts is a Party pooper

That inning was so long I drove 5 minutes to dollar general, picked out birthday cards, drove back, and filled out the cards and a glass of wine before it ended

Dodgers playing small ball? 👀

Out to dinner and was following along on GameDay but I think I’ll stop now

May 23rd and I’m wearing a cashmere sweater bc it’s so cold

Absolutely no way he wrote all those names himself. Not no one not no how

Today in 2002, Shawn Green goes 6 for 6 with 4 HRs in the Dodgers 16-3 win in Milwaukee. Green adds a single and a double for 19 total bases on the day, still a MLB record. He joins Gil Hodges as the only players in Dodger history to hit 4 homers in a single game.

I pared my cardigan collection down to 30 do you think that’ll be enough