my current cat woke me this morning in the exact way my soul cat used to; gentle purrs, a face full of fur and once he's positive I am on Earth again, a bastardly bite. I miss you Oscar but Kenny is taking all your advice and I need you to chill

girlbossed too close to the sun making my own garlicky caesar salads and now the ones at restaurants taste like mayo and lettuce

happy first birthday to my fluffiest orange baby 🥰

I rediscover fanfiction basically the second I have a paying article to write, it's the damndest thing

I saw a young black squirrel get hit by a car yesterday; he sat up and was trying to crawl away. I stepped into the road to go scoop him up, but an RCMP officer drove by and gave me an admonishing finger for jaywalking - while running the squirrel over. I'm still upset a day later.

Only condition is the hoodie strings need to be even.

my office is a peaceful and damn near silent work environment so i cannot stretch without everyone hearing my joints pop and snap in technicolour surround sound

I wonder if my husband knew marrying me would mean he forever finds weed packages that look like they were opened by an angry raccoon

Mr. Miyazaki sir, I love your movies about how capitalism and the destruction of nature are evil, I made a shitty facsimile of them in a computer that drains reservoirs, do you like it

Having to build a feed from scratch is a skill I've let atrophy; now I'm lumbering around this website like a recently awakened colossus rumbling to myself "what do I liiiiiike?"