The lanternflies are here

My fantasy team The Hautaclams is going to own Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes

Nobody tell me if Fedez is problematic. Italiana is my personal song of the summer 2026

Bless whoever decided a cold gin martini should have three olives

Are there any digital journalists who don’t wear clear glasses

If I wanted to troll all of my bluesky followers I would say, gosh, I should probably open my mail in ballot (I haven’t opened it)

There are 12 days of school left, and between 2 kids we’ve got 5 field trips and 6 special events parents are invited to

Chapeau, Seppy!! 🇺🇸🚲🏔️

Frank the semi-stray cat

What RJ wants to be when he grows up: professional baseball player, umpire, poker player, bowler, “retired”

We’re doing white people bullshit this Memorial Day weekend. Woke up in the tent to 49 degrees. Hasn’t stopped raining since we got here

@didwapocoverdc.bsky.social Some lady from Boston says, “I imagine there’s a group of people in D.C. who are putting a lot of emphasis on choosing what I would call a résumé name,” www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

This is the amount of bike parking Stanton Park and Lincoln Park should have every weekend

We did it, we got on Eebee’s IG

My fantasy team has more points from Jai Hindley than Guilio Pellizzari

My main goal for 2026 is to use up the 1 ounce of sunscreen left in all 5 of these bottles in the drawer

“If you have done the DC school lottery, you already understand ranked choice voting”

Watching Death by Lightning. Really thought Michael Shannon might be Hugo Weaving

The eight-year-old from upstairs, when he hears the masterpiece mystery theme: are you guys watching Poirot without me I win

Will the DC mayor candidates commit to putting a question on the driver’s test about how fast you should go through the alley by my house

Any time I eat a babybel cheese, I think about how my lunch most days in high school was a single babybel and a Diet Pepsi Who would have guessed I was embarking on a lifetime of disordered eating

Spirit blowout was fun ⚽️🌸 Only like 30 hours until Liège 😴💭🚲

I say this as an introvert: talking to people is the best

Me, aspirationally bidding on a Bouldering Project voucher for the school auction while drinking bourbon

DCPS accepted our proof of residency to re-enroll one kid but not the other. Classic

E-bikes are one of the most amazing innovations of the 21st century, with enormous potential for Americans to save money, reduce pollution, and get healthier, so it makes total sense that they are in no way part of the high gas price discussion

Warms my heart. This has long been my retirement plan, inspired by David Sedaris picking up litter in rural France www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...

RJ’s Little League walk up songs: Spring 2025 - Holiday, Green Day Fall 2025 - Twist and Shout, The Beatles Spring 2026 - Ride, twenty one pilots

Watching the most important game this March, UMBC and Howard

I’m like Charlie Brown and Lucy with the football with the C91. I let it disappoint me again and again

I’m home alone this weekend so reverting to 2006 behavior. Walking to 17th St listening to The Go! Team Wish I still had that hoodie with tiny skulls on it and my purple chucks

18 months ago, a 12-year-old was struck in a crosswalk while walking from school to the library — even though she had the light. Today, thanks to CM Allen's STEER Act, the driver who hit her has been held accountable in court. (1/2)

My husband and his buddies have been dragging Hamlet in their group chat

Tiesj Benoot has the best name in cycling. I just love saying it

The lid to my DPW compost bucket got run over by a truck

Remember ZIRP? You could take the bus to New York for a dollar (as long as you did not care if they had your reservation for the ride back)

My bike got flyered while parked outside Studio One Dance, so I’m sharing the love

Outside for the brief window of sun

Someone is juggling on U St like we’re in Times Square

NPS is the GOAT of having disdain for DC

You’d think with all the money coming in for the 250th, NPS would spend some of it to empty the trash cans on the Mall for once

Officially spring. We’re at Emery Heights for BCLL player evals

Biking to the office in the snow this morning was actually pleasant without all the car traffic. On NJ Ave it was just me and the bus

Why do these exist? Is Andy Capp more popular than I realize?

@chmnmendelson.bsky.social will be our guest tonight at the Ward 1 & 2 Education Council meeting, 7 pm

Really excited to hear about the robust programming found right here in our very own #Ward6 destination middle schools and Eastern HS! Join @w6pspo.bsky.social, the principals and fab moderator @deniseforte.bsky.social on Tues, Feb 24, 7pm. Register to join: us02web.zoom.us/meeting/regi...

@cmcharlesallen.bsky.social the park is very nice! Will there be bike parking inside the fence?

If you tried to go to Cobb Park and found it locked, it’s open now

Dacha brunch and Arboretum dog walk. Fully embraced the tropical weather

Bub and Pops was giving away free loaves of bread yesterday 🍞