😓 Spent an hour explaining to multiple support agents that the refund amount for an item that wasn’t delivered was incorrect (their system was applying discounts from other items when computing it). Not monetarily worth my time, but I don’t appreciate billion dollar corporations stealing my money

Got my weather station set up! Took some percussive customization to get the base to fit together, but it’s not going anywhere

One of the tastiest meals I’ve made in awhile 😋 Mexican inspired bone-in, skin-on chicken thigh stew with black beans, poblanos, and red pepper, topped with a limey sour cream, cilantro, & a squeeze of lime

ATTN: US based customers. The De Minimis Exemption is going away on August 29th, 2025. This means that as of this posting, any customers in the USA will have from now until August 28th to place orders before we are forced to shut down orders to your country. Info. 👇

I’ve got no idea what these flowers are called, but they look like alien jellyfish 🤩

🎶 On the road again 🎶

My office offers breakfast including steel cut oats, which has the “option to add blueberries for $0.50 each.” 👀 I’m tempted to find out if that’s poorly written or truly very expensive blueberries

Enjoying the British GP with a British beer! 🍻 🏎️

I just...I can't even imagine. Fuck this.

Death by snu-snu 🪰❤️☠️

Relaxing under the stars after a long day of doing cute dog stuff.🐺💖🐶✨#BelfortAndLupin

TIL that Goochland, VA exists 😏 Named after a judge, not the gooch.

A yogurt container shot yogurt out when I closed the lid and my first thought was “Ugh I hate it when things splooge all over.” My second was “Is that really true, Tib?… 😏” 👉👈🍆💦

Almost… 😏

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*dabs*

My very angry thoughts.

The flakiness of the internal builds that I’m stuck on at work is like a croissant that disintegrates the moment you take a bite >.<

Poofy friend

Suddenly snow! ❄️ And a well-timed hummingbird “get off my lawn!” moment

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posting this old piece again for no reason whatsoever

The sunset tonight was gorgeous! The clouds looked like they were on fire, even more so just before I could take this 💙

I love how fluffy angsty stabby birds make themselves when they’re chilling — a little poof ball with a sword ^^

❄️🐕 *desire to ski intensifies*

Awroooo! 🌖🐕

Workday time-off request page: Add comments if needed Me: *adds needed comments & submits* Workday: Error, comments are not allowed 😑

Would you have come for candy?

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Pssstt, huskies ARE the gold at the end of the rainbow! 🌈🐕

😐 TFW you realize that what you thought was just a harmless patina in your tea mug at work was actually a colorful biofilm. I’m hoping this has been a fun bootcamp for my immune system, at least

Tonight’s Hello Fresh meal is a concept of a chicken pot pie plan — but still tasty!😋

A wildly vivid double rainbow!

The sky reminds me of a couple reeeeally long racks of ribs put alongside each other. Maybe I’m hungry…

I’ve never heard a vaccine before 😐

Never forget: Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen was #1

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My balcony is always entertaining when hummingbirds come by xD Nature *starts raining* Jolene: “Hey Karen, you mind if I chill here to stay warm & dry & gorge on infinite-nectar near you?” Karen: “*jousts* FUUUUUUUCK OFF THIS IS MINE DIE B****!” Both: *fly into the rain* Nature: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The difference in quality between grocery store & homegrown produce is a big part of why I’m keeping a garden growing. The latter is always a reminder of what the food is meant to taste & smell like

I wonder how long it took them to think up this gem of a marketing formula! It’s so versatile: “Together We Car” — Ford/VW/Toyota… “Together We Dog” — Kong/Purina/Wilson… 👏

Humming buddies! Most of them eat solo, but these 2 were down to dine & watch the bubbles together 😊

Love it when sun rays come through the clouds like this ^^ 💙 Seattle

Nothing beats homegrown blueberries! The delicate sweetness with a subtle tartness — miles better than the picked-under-ripe & packed with Freshness Technology™️ grocery store ones

SMFH. This motherfucker wanted a sip of my wine & ended up nearly dying twice. They took a long swim after breaking through the surface tension and, after I’d finally got em out & drying on the side of the glass, falling back into the drop of wine at the bottom for another deep dive 😆

Thick thighs also save your wordle score :3

2 of 2 of my building’s emergency evacuation drills have been while I’m on vacation. Guess I’ll combust 🔥 #ThisIsFine

Beautiful evening :3

Such a pretty sunset tonight ^^