🐝 Today marks 97 years since Anne Frank was born. One of so, so, so many people who should've lived much longer. At least her name is remembered.

🐝 Shoutout to sarcophagi, gotta be one of my favorite phagi.

🐝 "Mise en place" is a French term, whose closest English translation is "thank fuck we realized we were out of canola oil *before* we started cooking."

🐝 I'm about to set off an event that future Melbournologists will primarily refer to as "the Transgender Warring States Period."

🐝 On-and-off thing with an AI girl, call that a simulationship.

🐝 Okay I bothered to check the Latin etymology again and: -or: Noun -ify: Verb -ific: Adjective suggesting it does the verb -id: Adjective suggesting a tendency or quality -ible: Adjective suggesting a capacity or worthiness to be verbed upon

🐝 They call me, the puppy botherer... (This isn't true, I leave the puppies alone unless it is clear they want headpats)

🐝 An hour from civilization... No internet... 67% battery... Attack from seapeople surely imminent... Nothing but desolation here for me... Desolation... And sausages...

🐝 "The sky above the port was the colour of television, tuned to a dead channel."

🐝 According to the International Energy Agency, global consumption of electricity increased by about 3.9 exajoules in 2024, compared to the year prior. That's an average increase of 28 megawatts per hour.

🐝 Happy International Whores' Day :3

🐝 I wish I could see into the parallel universe where the "repost" button was never invented.

🐝 My housemate (Mousemate) is now playing Mouseborne (Mina The Hollower).

🐝 Ten years on HRT today and I am very happy with the results :3

🐝 Girlfie has been replaced by shork...

🐝 Spreading the good word of "send someone a photo whenever they're unsure where you are, it's better than just describing the spot."

🐝 After a bazillion years I finally finished Stone Ocean. That ending was... Sure something.

🐝 Vanilla Pepsi says ACAB??? I need to touch grass.

🐝 My girlfriend, who I 67 constantly: *Shows me her phone at 66% battery* "Get fucked." Me: *Immediately shows her my phone at 67% battery*

🐝 It's so affirming to be able to help other people. To feel a tiny little part of the world healing.

🐝 Today has been... Interesting.

🐝 Genuinely I think I need to use DuckDuckGo from now on, it's stopped being "slightly worse Google with some features I don't care about", and become "better Google", thanks entirely to Google trashing their own system.

🐝 Cop car with lights but no sirens nearly ran me over while I was crossing on a green? Bruh I have right of way and you're coming from behind me, the lights don't do shit if I can't hear you.

this is why getting us to stop misusing "psychotic" is so important to me, btw. it has REAL impact on people w/psychosis when the association w/our diagnosis is so negative and false. this is the case even in medical settings! we are treated SO BADLY due to these misconceptions. people DIE sometimes

🐝 Trans men are the men of trans people.

🐝 Let me be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned.

🐝 Doing chaos magick to create a Symptoms Headmate who holds onto all the Symptoms (Don't worry she appreciates having a purpose).

🐝 Told my girlfriend that meeting her was objectively one of the best things to ever happen to me (Fixed my sexuality) and then I immediately hit her with the "btw my phone is at 67%" and she killed me for it.

🐝 Bro, water is literally just hydrationslop :/

🐝 Not often you see cloud cover from the side.

🐝 The secret to long life is to be really annoying to entitled old white women.

🐝 Old lady sitting next to me is playing Pokemon Go. Problem is, she's Team Inst*nct 😒

🐝 I was socialized allistic, go on, tell me how well that worked.

🐝 Finally finished the Don't Stop Girlypop demo, may buy the full game. Beat the part I got stuck at (The final bit of the demo) first try once I wasn't using a trackpad and 2 frames per second lmao. Turns out it wasn't meant to be that hard!

🐝 Conservatives and reactionaries have failed to be normal about sex for thousands of years. The most perverted, promiscuous people have the healthiest sexualities, and are best at not forcing it onto others without consent.

🐝 I'm getting a Tetris effect from too much Mad Ape Den. My brain is now hyper-aware of how many letters are in things. I am now mad, and see how big all gab is. I lex it all, to see if the bit is fit for Mad Ape Den or not.

🐝 A pal has set me to gab in Mad Ape Den, i.e. to put to key not any gab of two and two bit or up, so no gab that is big. I aim to do so, as it can be a lot of fun. You can too, if you vie for the fun of it.

🐝 Most of my writing talent goes into tiny things like single Discord messages (If this was on Twitter I could give you examples), and even if that's not the most highly esteemed form of art I still feel pretty good about being able to live an artistic life.

🐝 My name is Cozymandias, snoozer of snoozers, Look upon my bed, ye sleepy, and get comfy!

🐝 Checking out the new Starfox game.

🐝 Happy 11th birthday to Hot Allostatic Load?! thenewinquiry.com/hot-allostat...

🐝 I love my girlfriend 🥰

🐝 They're shipping my ass to Tassie.

🐝 Making the controversial prediction that absolutely nothing will happen with hantavirus any time in the next decade.

🐝 Port Phillip council has adopted an anti-homeless measure that would allow the council and cops to confiscate any kind of "camping" material (Read: Any shelter from the environment) as a punitive measure, in response to any complaint of "anti-social behavior."