Tried a new angle for this photo and don’t know if I love it haha. Happy #TWT! 🩲🩲🩲

back at it after almost a week off work 😬

inadvertently took a vpl pic yesterday

hi bsky friends I stopped posted here bc work has been talking about this app a lot recently so I got a little nervous but tbh I don’t care anymore so heyyyy

Up early for the gym 😴. Do these count for #tightywhitie Tuesday??

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gym’s been closed and I’ve also been rotting since november but I finally did my first workout of the year and boy do I feel like dying

well shit 🥲

well we are planning a wedding so this tracks

I really am mostly loving dragon age: the veilguard but it is wayyyyy too long and bloated with side quests and companion missions

being a Beyoncé fan is exhausting because wdym I got emotional and defensive when my family was talking shit during her halftime performance 😭 anyway merry christmas

had a spontaneous little holiday visit to universal studios last night with @colin7568.bsky.social 🎄

Quickly becoming a Cloak & Dagger main in Marvel Rivals

Gee I can’t imagine how

spending the day at Disneyland is about to be the most expensive Black Friday I’ve ever experienced

thankful for bluesky’s moderation labels

PETA’s thanksgiving PSAs be like

unofficial queer representation is seeing a soup commercial with the tagline “happy sides season” and feeling seen

really into oz right now

“You think you just fell out of a coconut tree? We exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you.” - Leo Tolstoy

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.

SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY

SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY

SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY

Top 9 by rarity! 🔷

v thankful I get to work from home this week 😌

my ideal start to sunday morning 😌☕️📖

okay I’m actually kinda gagged at how good wicked was

my theater really held space for the lyrics of defying gravity

Let’s be Pokémon TCGP friends? 🥺👉👈 6449-8554-9574-7568

no seriously how am I opening so many good packs today??

back 2 back

happy thursday all you cuties in my phone

should I put this bumper sticker on my car and leave it for everyone at my very corporate job to see in the parking lot?

Drop the lock screen 🤓

stuck in traffic heading into the office on my regularly scheduled work from home day. I am not living laughing or loving

#monochromemonday 🩲

#monochromemonday 🩲

can we just skip this week and go straight to thanksgiving please? work is about to be a nightmare 😣

first time getting a royal flush in balatro! 🃏

the scream I scrumpt

I grew up on these streets.

That being said… hi new followers and old Bluesky friends! 👋 going to try and be more active on here again. Would love to get to know you! 😌

Cleaning up my photos here due to the influx of users. Fun seeing all the new people but getting paranoid now about IRL friends/coworkers on this app now. Will only be posting x-rated stuff to @mojocub.bsky.social from now on.

Wish I could enjoy the pool like this all the time, not just in Palm Springs!

this is gonna be me in palm springs this weekend fr

life update: got engaged 👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼💍 @colinmcc626.bsky.social

to clarify - I am not actually in the hospital. I did go to Chili’s and I do regret it though.

do NOT get the smokehouse combo from chilis